I can't stop laughing.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/patricksmith/touch-the-cow-do-it-now?s=mobile
I can't stop laughing.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/patricksmith/touch-the-cow-do-it-now?s=mobile
honeydew / 7811 posts
OMG I had to take a break halfway through because I was starting to laugh too much at my desk and there are way too many people around
ETA: Do you like it in your face? #dying
blogger / wonderful cherry / 21628 posts
Omg!! Reminds me of this children's book I saw.
GOLD / wonderful coconut / 33402 posts
HAHA!!
Is anyone bothered in the Going to Bed Book, they shower and then exercise???
wonderful pomelo / 30692 posts
haha, these are hysterical!
@Smurfette: Yes! I'm always like "This is the wrong order!!!"
kiwi / 728 posts
Lol! These are so funny!
@Smurfette: lol, yes! It's so dumb! I always say after I read that part, which is really stupid.
Another book that annoys me is the runaway bunny. That little bunny is annoying and rude. Just run away then!
blogger / watermelon / 14218 posts
@ellewoods84: I can't stand that book either! I get it... mom will always want to be with you... security, etc. But all I see is a bunny who is teaching my kids how to rebel!
pineapple / 12802 posts
@Smurfette: Makes no sense. Silly animals.
Oh.My.God.
Those were .... insane.
wonderful grape / 20453 posts
I am laughing so hard at the DEMON part, HAHAHA.
OK the "poor pussy" one is even better.
pomegranate / 3643 posts
@ellewoods84: going with the theme of the above link, I always snicker in runaway bunny at the "blow me" line.
papaya / 10473 posts
@mrs. wagon: @mrs. wagon: @cmomma17: I don't let DH read that book to LO anymore after he add libbed "the little bunny is an a**hole".
honeydew / 7586 posts
I am totally making everyone play Poor Pussy next time we have people over.
kiwi / 728 posts
@jedeve: lol yes! Fits right in with the theme.....
@mrs. wagon: I agree!
@cmomma17: yes! The first time I read it, I was thinking I think I would just let little bunny run away and let's see how much he likes that!
@Boheme: lol, I have to agree with your husband!
nectarine / 2964 posts
hahaha i must say I learned something at #18 though. Now I know which elephant is male / female in our zoo!!
coconut / 8472 posts
@Smurfette: I just read that book for the first time a few days ago and was like WTF at the exercising after bath time.
wonderful pea / 17279 posts
...and this is why children are no longer innocent...side eyeing & giggling adults reading stories with them
persimmon / 1343 posts
Wow! I have a couple of those and didn't notice anything wrong XP (The Rhino in Dr.Seuss' ABCs, and the seamen in Chugga Chugga Chugboat)
cantaloupe / 6692 posts
Thank you!!! I am dying from this! Too funny!!
15 is my favorite. "Not knowing when to stop!"
cherry / 144 posts
"Poor pussy" is an old German game... But its name is way more innocent here: poor black cat.
The English name....unfortunate
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