That you've recently heard come from your mouth...
"We aren't reading books right now honey, watch your show!" Whoops!
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This is awful but I'm having such issues with my 3 week old DD latching and when I've been tired in the middle of the night I've definitely said, "What are you doing, just fucking take the nipple!" Awesome parenting already!!
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@IRunForFun: you just got to laugh! Besides, I read your thread, I think you can say whatever you want to that baby when you are working so hard to make nursing work!
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@IRunForFun: hahaha!!
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@IRunForFun: LOL!
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@IRunForFun: I've totally cursed at my infant before!
@junebugsmama: I've also told my kid that we can't play/read, she needs to sit and watch tv. I always think about it afterward like, what did I just say? Haha
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My 3 yo is a fruit monster so we only give her fruit after she eats her meal, otherwise that's all she'll eat. DH told her the other night "unless you eat all your pizza, you can't have any fruit". We're both like - bad parenting at its finest!
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"I can't wait until (the one year old) will just sit and watch tv!"
@Madison43: I've also done that- you can't have fruit until you eat chicken nuggets! Ummm...
And yeah. My 3.5 year old has used th F word correctly- she threw up at night and when DH went in she looked at him and cried "daddy, I made a fucking mess!"
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@Foodnerd81: Weeks ago I said to myself while dealing my 3.5 DS, "Would you just so what I said, for fucking sake." Last week, I asked him to do something and he responded with, "I just don't want to for fucking sake." Awesome.
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@Foodnerd81: I'm sorry but
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@Foodnerd81: lollllll! I definitely let swear words slip out when I've lost my patience w lo. She hasn't repeated but seems to know it's bad-- she responds "don't talk to me like that!" And I'm just like, yeah you're right...
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@JennyG: it's amazing when they can use it correctly in the right context and everything. I take it as a sign if intelligence.
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@Mrs. Sunshine: that was exactly my thought!
@Foodnerd81: for sure!
@Madison43: pretty sure I've said those exact words!
It's just a matter of time the day. I said shit the other day and he repeated it immediately in the tone of voice but not since. Hopefully if he does it won't be at school lol!
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I ordered a giant box of single-serving bags of Pirates Booty on Amazon. I've bribed my child with it so many times now she asks for "booty".
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