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While sitting on the toilet, pooping, "Mommy, are you proud of me?" (for pooping on the toilet)
After peeing in the backyard pool, "It's okay mommy, it's all wet."
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"Is baby okay, umma?" (DS asks that after I've lifted him up, when he wakes up in the AM, after I get back from OB check-ups, etc.)
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Dd1 was trying to get a gigantic booger out of her nose and she couldn't do it. She said "he's napping ok? Don't bother him"
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Oh, goodness, so many things! My favorite right now is, "Come 'ere!" It's so sweet to hear her call for the people (and dogs) she loves!
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@SleepyMonkey: LOL - the booger is napping??
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She just learned the word cheetah and now instead of calling our house cat "kitty" she calls him "cheetah" so stinking cute.
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@daniellemybelle: yes! It was so funny!
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LO loves to tell us "Shhhh, baby brother is sleeping." Maybe, but he's still in mommy's "tummy." I don't think we're bothering him.
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I'm pregnant with number 2 and lately when I pick her up from school she gets very serious, points at my belly and said "you got a baby in there still?"
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Randomly starting to sing "I love you, you love me" in the morning!
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So E is in this phase where she loves to compliment people on the most random things. "I love the buttons on your shirt, Mommy!" and the like. The other day she busted into the bathroom right after DH stepped out of the shower, looked at him and proudly said "Daddy, I love your vagina!"
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@daniellemybelle: oh man, the come'ere - my daughter does that to our dog. It is so adorable!
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@mediagirl: I just found a fun little app called Little Hoots - you can record cute sayings and they give you backgrounds.
Just played with it once and did this from DS
My kids always say funny things but then I forget them! Hoping this app helps me keep track
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@Mamaof2: oh cool. Thank you!
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I said this on another thread, but I just think it's adorable. DH went to pick DS up from school the other day. He walked in to him dancing to Pharell's Happy. He saw DH and goes, "Daddy! I'm dancing to my JAM!"
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My son has started saying cute phrases like "Oh my" and "Oh no" whenever he accidentally drops something or knocks something over.
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It's not really cute in the traditional sense, but last night my picky toddler devoured his shells with chorizo, spinach, artichoke and mushrooms and declared "I like my dinner. Great job eating my dinner mommy!"
We get a lot of compliments/support from him lately. Like...every time I go to the bathroom: "Great job peeing mommy! I'm so proud of you!" or "Great job cooking dinner mommy!" or "Great job putting your shoes on mommy!"
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DS is almost one, but pretty verbal for his age. We were on vacation last weekend and I gave him his first taste of ice cream - he smacked his lips and said "I like!" It was adorable and hilarious - AND i got it on video
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We were on the bus yesterday and someone did not smell nice on the bus
A: Mommy what is that smell
Me: I dont know
A: (screams out loud) Mommy someone farted
Me: Shh A not too loud
A: Mommy you smell you didnt take a bath today (I did by the way and I was dying because the bus was full)Dropping her off at daycare... she has a hard time with separation and usually cries when I leave her.
A: Mommy I'm going to be happy today
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@bunnylove08:
the best things are always said in public places!
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"I love you really much."
To our neighbor -"hi Joe, not Livy's dad" (dh is also Joe)
"Pat a cake pat a cake....... Put it in the oven, can't." We've been working on kitchen safety and she's not allowed to touch the oven.
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He says tebby bear instead of teddy bear and it's just the cutest thing. "Mommy, look! Tebby bear!"
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@Mamaof2: haha tell me about it. She once cheered very loudly in a restaurant when DH came back from the bathroom. "YAY DADDY YOU WENT TO THE POTTY!!!!!"
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@prettylizy: oh my that is hilarious!!
We've been encouraging DS to be quiet around the cat so as not to scare him, and now every time he sees the cat he puts his finger up to his lips and goes 'sssss' (he means shh), it is mega cute.
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E drank some water and started coughing then said, "it went down the wrong tunnel" (instead of pipe) haha
The the other day on our bike ride, some guy did the rock on sign to B and B looked very uncomfortable. After he passed, B whispered to me, "why did that guy say I love you to me?" (The rock on sign and I love you do look similar, lol)
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@oliviaoblivia: I guess you know it's sinking in -- so cute!
This morning LO was playing with her baby and asked me what happened to her hair. I explained that the baby didn't have any yet, and she looked at baby and said "you can have some of mine, I have yots!" She's also been letting me know (in a way that makes it sound like a huge favour) that "you can pick X up" when she's dropped something and I've asked her to pick it up
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DD will be 3 next month and now says the funniest things. Her vocabulary is out of control. Yesterday morning when she woke up:
Me: Good morning Lara, how are you feeling?
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@prettylizy: HAHAHA!
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-Yesterday she let out a huge fart, pointed to her butt and said "BUUUUURP!" while giggling.
-Every time she drops something, or knocks something over, she either shakes her head and says "no worries!" or she puts her hands on her head and says "ay yai yai!" it's too cute.
-SPOILER ALERT IF YOU HAVE NO SEEN FROZEN! at the end when anna freezes, she puts her hands to her chest and says "chilly!"and about a million others. she makes me laugh all day long when i'm around her, and she's not even speaking sentences yet!
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@lovehoneybee: that's so cute!
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@2PeasinaPod: You reminded me of a new one, Pretending to have a phone, he says "What up?" OMG - mimicking his Dad.
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@plantains: so sweet! D will often say "Oh wow! Amazing!" when we show him new things.
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@mediagirl: I know!
Every time she says, "Come 'ere, Daddy!" I just explode, haha.
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@prettylizy: LOL!
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@oliviaoblivia: LOL! She's never going to get through the song, poor thing!
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Oh, here's another one I love. When anything happens to one of her dolls - they fall over or whatever - she always goes, "You okay?"
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@Mrs Green Grass: My LO takes my husband's blue tooth headset that he uses for work, puts it on, and tells us "I'm closing some deals". It cracks us up!
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@daniellemybelle: My LO does the same thing when she puts her doll in the grocery cart - she usually puts a blanket over top of her and then ducks down and looks up at the baby and says "ok baby?"
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@Mrs Green Grass: Haha...I love this! Anytime I see DS mimicking his dad, it totally melts my heart!
@Truth Bombs: This is awesome too!!
This morning, LO was up before DH left for work. He gave him a kiss goodbye and said, "Be CAREFUL Daddy!" I must say that a lot
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Ah another one
DH : (road rage talk)
A: Daddy calm down. Take a deep breath. better?
the best things are always said in public places!
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