Last night I went to the last meeting of the year with my ECW group. One of the women there told a few of us a story about one of the kids in her preschool class she teaches:

One of her kids was running around the playground, waving two sticks over his head. She said, "John, either drop the sticks or put them over the fence." He said, "I can't drop them, Mrs. Harper, they're my testicles!" Then he said, "I'm an octopus!!" So she bit her tongue and responded, "You are not an octopus and they are not your tentacles. Put them down or put them over the fence."

OMG.