DS (23 months) was incredibly frustrated with DH last night and said: Daddy, bad! No good! Go away! I felt bad but couldn't help but laugh.
He calls the spoon a "poon" and ducks go "crap crap". LOL!
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@keiki_mama: Omg crap crap! Hahaha!
The other night we were playing with our 16.5 month old on the floor. I asked him where daddy's belly button was. He lifted up DH's shirt, looked confused at his chest hair and pointed his finger at it and said "Uh oh!! Uhhhhhh oh!"
It was hilarious.
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ds loves to say "where is it " all the time. I went to pick him out of his crib, and he threw his pacifier out of the crib (right in plain view for BOTH of us to see it) and shrugs his shoulders at me and says "where is it?" ..........little stink.
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For about a month, DS and I had a dispute over the correct vocabulary for sheep.
"What does a cow say?"
"Moo"
"What does a horse say?"
"Neigh"
"What does a sheep say?"
"Moo"
"No, a sheep says Baa"
"No no"
"Well, what does a sheep say?"
"Moo"And so on, and so forth. Mainly hilarious for the look on his face when I try to explain how sheep say "Baa". Basically, *I'm* the idiot for refusing to believe they say "Moo".
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@apis: I am having the same dispute with my DS right now too! Only he insists the cow says "Baa." Every time I try telling him "No honey, the cow says Moo" he immediately responds with "No, Baa!" It's pretty funny.
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@keiki_mama: haha too cute! LO (9 mos) says a duck goes "kkkkkkkk". And the duck itself is "cock".
@Running Elley: love it.
@stargal: hahahahahaha
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Milk is "nook" We may make comments about "doin' it for the nookie"
Airplanes used to be pear-panes, but now they are "pembo"
School busses are "truck-truck"
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These are great! Keep them coming!
LO spilled milk the other day and said,"Oh crap!" followed by whispering,"Shit...". Mommy and daddy really need to watch our mouths.
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My LO was whining and crying early the other morning. I went in to his room and it turns out he had wet his bed. As I was cleaning him up and putting a new diaper on, he hugged me and said, "thanks, mama. You saved me. You saved me like a fire truck."
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If LO drops something or makes a mess she will say, "Oh Jesus, Oh Jesus" over and over again. (That comes thanks to both me and her nanny!)
Last night I was singing a song at the table (we listen to her toddler station sometimes during dinner) and she said, "No, no no. Stop. No singing, mommy! Shhhhh!"
Whenever her Dad leaves the house on the weekends she says, "Daddy, Tacos?" or "Daddy, Pizza?" Um, I'm guessing we eat too often from the local pizzeria and taco joints.
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Haha these are all good ones. I love "crap crap"! LOL
We've been asking DD if she'd like to go to school (considering part time daycare / preschool in the coming year) and she says "yes, go to school and go to sleep!" And the memories of myself falling asleep in history class come back...
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DD shakes her head no and says "oh my". She totally got it from me and my exasperation when she would shake her head no and refuse to do something.
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My 22 month old likes to narrate everything she does- it's pretty funny. She also likes me to kiss her owies, and told me the other day, "my booty hurts," and followed that up with "kiss it, mommy." Yes, my toddler effectively told me to kiss her a**.
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We are on day 2 of potty training and we are watching My Neighbor Totoro and my toddler calls it “toh-toh-toh”.
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DS is potty training and holding in pee and poop so we are trying anything to get him to go. Yesterday I said ‘you gotta free the poop!’ So now it’s ‘free da poop! Free da pee! Free da toots!’ All the time
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Instead of saying he has to go potty, DS tells me his "poop is coming out." Usually, thankfully, it isn't coming out until I scurry him off to the potty.
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