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My kid has taken to randomly hugging DH lately. DH was very happy, until he discovered that DS is also wiping his nose on his trousers at the same time...

DS has a cold and is super snotty, he also has ear tubes so basically there are boogers coming out of his nose AND his ears.

H projectile vomited on me when she had croup. I hate vomit, and the fact that I didn't cry means that I deserve a medal.

I had to dump/scrub a huge load of warm poop out of underwear yesterday when LO had an upset tummy....and insisted that the undies she had an accident in were her very favorite and asked tearfully if they were ruined. ::Sigh::

At least DD2 was in her high chair at the time and couldn't go toilet fishing (a favorite activity of hers) while this was happening.

Middle of the night projectile poops when LO was a newborn. All over the bed, furniture, and carpet. Gross gross gross.

@mediagirl: ear tubes allow fluid that would build up behind the ear drum and create pressure, pain, and infection to pass through.

@PinkElephant: oh man. I think I would have just said "Uh, yup...they're goners."

@catlady: How exactly do you clean up after that one!?

This mom to be is scared now! lol

I was holding my standing DS, then 8 months, in his tub on the sink when he started to make the poop face. So I held him in one arm while the other hand caught the poops. Throwing them into the toilet as they came out.

Leaning over and calmly catching my child's vomit in my hands so that it wouldn't soil someone else's carpet.

One night when he was about 18 months I heard him cough but he settled right back down so I didn't go in there. When I went to get him in the morning I opened the door and the smell of vomit and poop hit me. My poor guy had vomited and then slept in it! He also had diarrhea (luckily that all stayed in the diaper!). I got him and and took him to the bathroom to give him a bath. As he is standing in the tub he vomits again. I take him out to clean the tub and he starts pooping all over the bathroom floor. I quickly throw him in the now clean tub so at least the poop is contained. It was a crazy morning. And of course DH was out of town. I finally got us all cleaned up and he was fine the rest of the day. Although it took 3-4 washed to get the vomit smell out of his hair.

E had a stomach flu a few months ago, and I was thrown up on three times, and he threw up in both cars. And the grossest part was that he was SO upset about it, and wanted to be held, so I did, while we were both covered in puke because he's my baby and he needed a hug.

Also, one of the times he threw up on me he was sitting on the toilet with diarrhea. I felt so bad for him!

My husband was carrying dd to the tub last night when she farted on his arm. He didn't realize until he put her in the tub she had sharted all over him! Lol. Then continued to poop in the tub! Poor sick babe!

I also got thrown up on more times this week then one would ever want to! Projectile down the shirt every morning.

Was holding my infant during a Skype call with my parents and noticed that my leg was getting warm. During the last diaper change I hadn't ensured that the ruffles were outside the leg holes. DS had an enormous poo that leaked out his diaper, all down his leg, puddled in his foot bottoms, and leaked out somewhere along the seam onto my pants. We both had a bath/shower after the initial cleanup, but mine didn't get to happen for over 2 hrs!

Also, when DH was changing our son a few days ago, he called out to me. DS had peed in his own mouth (which I honestly laughed at - such a bad mom!) and was screaming his head off. Not actually gross towards me, but gross for the baby!

Puke in my mouth. And not my own.

@reyorra: @KT326: Mystery vomit has happened to us twice now. I still have no idea when in the night it happened.

Lol I'm sitting here reading these as I'm 39 weeks pregnant complaining I want labor to start. Maybe I can wait s few more days

- Fishing poop out of the bathtub
- Cleaning poop that got smeared on bedsheets
- Projectile vomited on - that bile smell is atrocious
- Found DS in his crib covered in blood - he had a bloody nose and smeared it all over himself, the crib, his face/hair/arms... it looked like something out of a horror movie
- Getting snot wiped on me
- Picking boogers out of their noses with my bare hands
- Getting peed on in the mouth and eyes

@MamaBehr: He ATE his own poop?! Omg...

Projectile poop when he was a newborn, gross!

Last night being repeatedly thrown up on. It was a mess and of course DH is away.

@Mrs. High Heels: It was disgusting! His hands were brown and he had brown spit around his mouth. And, I'm in my first trimester. It was a rough morning! Luckily, he didn't get sick or have any side effects. Hopefully he learned his lesson

When she poop/farted into the tub.......

I would have preferred a solid log.....