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If it helps, she was probably in there pooping and was equally embarrassed?....

Ha!! Once I answered a phone while I was in the bathroom. (It was the office and it was way after hours, so no one else around.) It was my boss, and you did NOT let him go to voicemail. I answered the phone because I had just "finished up" and I was going to dart out of the bathroom with some purell real quick......but automatic flush.

Oh yes. He laughed so hard.

@.twist. Um, i get totally mortified if someone comes into "my" bathroom. It's in the basement, 2 floors down. COME ON

lol!

Umm, i had half my bra/boob exposed on the train this morning. Didn't realize it until like 1 stop before i had to get off. Does that help?

Hahaha! We only have 3 stalls (small office) so it's not possible to claim one. I would love to have my own private bathroom lol.

DH has been telling me I need to retain my body to poop some other time b/c I always have to go at work and I hate it!

That made me LOL!

I told a customer "I love you" before hanging up the phone today.

He's a regular so he's never going to let me live it down

@Danizaur: Hahahaha oh noooo! That's too funny.

Omg I love this! Kitten farts.

@.twist.:

I will never forget the first day of highschool I was running to the washroom out of science class and ran RIGHT into the mens washroom. I remember thinking "what are those strange sinks on the wall!?" while considering it was a "high school" thing because I have never been in a mens washroom before. While going to the washroom I heard guys come in and chatting while using the "strange sinks". Crap! I waited until they left and RAN out..only to slam into the *same* group of guys that were talking right outside of the washroom... FML. So embarassing

ETA: Kitten mew farts is the best thing I have heard ALL WEEK. I am never letting you live this down.

@.twist. I basically black out ate a dinner of candy bars, *hangs head in shame*. I need to stay away from Targets candy aisle. I also ate 20 starbursts specifically reds only strawberry, cherry, watermelon. I'm usually not a sugar person but baby is running the show.

@.twist.: my story is not bathroom related but just an hour ago at the playground, I embarrassed myself. Another mom had a little girl who was slightly smaller then my LO who was walking and climbing over everything. My LO doesn't walk yet, but was kind of following this other baby and trying to imitate her.

The two babies were playing together so long that it became awkward NOT to say anything to the other mom, who was also hovering around her child, 2 inches from where I was hovering over mine so I used the old standby:"how old is your daughter? I was telling M that she needs to start waking like this genius younger baby".

You know, trying to be self deprecating about my non-walking baby. But I guess that came out really wrong because the mom said "18 months. How old is your daughter?" And I said 13 months. And then she got huffy and said, "she's VERY petite for her age". And then took her baby and moved.

Oops?

@Reese: That's a great slogan. "You are so Sex!!"
It's the new "fetch"

@.twist.: thank you for the much needed giggle

At an old job I had a kind of uptight awkward boss. We had the same peeing schedule and it was soooo awkward. The men's and women's restrooms were next to each other, and everytime he came out I was going in. Or I'd come out and he'd go in. And sometimes I would hold out in just so I didn't have to see him BUT HE'D DO IT TOO SO WE RAN INTO EACH OTHER ANYWAYS. It was soooo awkward. And embarrassing.

@Danizaur: I did that once with my boss. Embarassing.