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@.twist.: ha!!
it wasn't today, but the other day I was on the phone with DH while in the drive thru. I told him to wait and ordered my food and coffee, and he kept talking and said "talk to you later, bye" at the same time the cashier said my total, and i was flustered and said "okay bye!" to the cashier. not super bad, but the teen kid was like wtf??
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I'll play.
Our entrances are badge access only, so from the inside, there's a sensor that is SUPPOSED to unlock the door so you can exit.
It failed and I rammed my face into the door.
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This thread is awesome. To be honest, people face slam into the bathroom stall doors in our office all. the. time. I don't know if we are all just running around crazy or what. The best is when there's a pooping stand off, and you know the person lurking two stalls down is just waiting for you to leave so they can let 'er rip.
I was walking into work with my male boss the other morning and tripped up the stairs. It was super akward...I just picked myself up and kept talking. Later in the day I find out he sat down on a stool and toppled over backwards, feet in the air.
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Hahaha. That's awesome.
I once walked into the screen door at a friend's parents cottage and walked right through it. The screen came off the door hinge. That was fun to replace.
Another time I walked right into the sliding glass door at a condo we were staying at in Florida. Good job, cleaning crew. That door was totally see-through.
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@sorrycharlie: haha I hate those awkward moments. I get flustered and do stuff like that too!
@Applesandbananas: That has happened to me as well! I will rush to unlock the door, miss with my bag and try to open and BAM face, meet door. ugh! haha thank goodness I get to work earlier than other people and am usually alone.
@Mrs. Coral: Before I left work for mat leave, this was never an issue. I don't know why, because I feel like there aren't many new people around our office, but NOW, every time I go into the bathroom someone is in their waiting for me to "leave them to their poopin". I haven't had a minute to myself these days!
@mediagirl: hahaha cleaning crew 1; mediagirl 0 It's ok, I walked into a lamp post on the street once. Apparently I walk into a lot of things!
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A few years ago, right after I gave my two weeks notice, I accidentally pocket dialed my boss while I was peeing. We never addressed the situation so I have no idea what she heard or what she thought I was doing. I still want to die when I think about it.
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@.twist.: I wish my farts sounded like that, mine sound like a train going through a tunnel with the windows down.
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