Hellobee Boards

Login/Register

Just for fun: A psychology / personality test

  1. Bao

    GOLD / wonderful apricot / 22276 posts

    Monkey
    Rabbit
    Tiger
    Dog
    Cow

  2. Mrs. Fox

    cherry / 208 posts

    @Mrs. Twine is a GENIUS.
    Tiger
    Rabbit
    Monkey
    Cow
    Dog

  3. DillonLion

    GOLD / eggplant / 11517 posts

    Rabbit
    Monkey
    Cow
    Dog
    Tiger

  4. Mrs. Twine

    blogger / nectarine / 2608 posts

    @Arden; @Cranberryapple, @Mrs. Fox; Yeah, but now y'all have me scared that we are, like, the sociopaths of the post-apocalyptic world. I don't want it to say something scary about me. You might end up siccing those tigers on me when we get the results.

  5. RubyCali

    apricot / 303 posts

    @irene: same!

    Tiger
    Rabbit
    Cow
    Dog
    Monkey

  6. Running Elley

    coconut / 8681 posts

    I really want to know what all this means!! I'm not a very patient person...

    ETA: Just asked DH and he answered exactly the same way that I did! Also, tried to google and couldn't find the results. *sigh*

  7. mrskc

    bananas / 9357 posts

    @Running Elley: I tried to google too. Lol!

    I want to know what it means!

  8. Mrs. Jacks

    blogger / pineapple / 12381 posts

    So my thoughts are this:
    Hopefully the damn rabbit is pregnant and we'll have a lot more rabbits soon to eat! Get out there and procreate rabbit! We're going to catch you and your family!

    Then the monkey... Monkey is only going to get into trouble... Go have fun monkey.

    Cow, dog and tiger are harder. Here's what I'm going to do. Release the cow next and kill it right away to eat. Feed the dog and the tiger your leftovers.

    Now, let the tiger go. Hopefully it's now fat and happy and you can ditch it far away from where you and the dog are going to be.

    At this point, you can release the dog but it's going to stick with you as a companion anyway... So dog is last to go, but it won't really go

  9. Mrs. Twine

    blogger / nectarine / 2608 posts

    @Running Elley, @Mrskc; but did you at least find out your Chinese horoscope love match? Or what side dish pairs best with tiger monkey cow? I tried to google (even creatively) and I got nothin'.

  10. Running Elley

    coconut / 8681 posts

    @mrskc: Haha my search was kind of ridiculous... "Animals with you in post-apocalyptic world personality test" LOL.

  11. Running Elley

    coconut / 8681 posts

    @Mrs. Twine: Bahaha! I found more random post-apocalyptic survivor personality tests that I'm now obsessively taking. Awesome use of my time, obviously

  12. Mrs. Twine

    blogger / nectarine / 2608 posts

    @Running Elley; What was my problem? You need to send those tests my way, stat! We need to know how we will fare in the apocalypse. It is vital. I mean, I COULD sleep so I will be functional tomorrow, but how will that help me if the world ends?

  13. fussygal

    pomegranate / 3580 posts

    Monkey tiger cow rabbit dog

  14. BSB

    hostess / wonderful apple seed / 16729 posts

    Monkey
    Tiger
    Rabbit
    Cow
    Dog

    I don't like monkeys. Let the tiger eat the monkey. Don't know how or what I will do to get rid of the tiger.

    Keeping the cow for milk.
    Keeping the dog for company and because I don't want to go nuts like Will Smith did in 'I am legend.'

    Have no idea what I'm going to do with the rabbit besides eat it when before the cow.

  15. Running Elley

    coconut / 8681 posts

    @Mrs. Twine: Just posted to your wall!

  16. birdofafeather

    pineapple / 12053 posts

    Tiger
    Rabbit
    Monkey
    Cow
    Dog

    Eta: I read some of the logic after I posted and now I'm gonna say mine! Tiger first because I don't trust a tiger not to eat me. Rabbit next because I don't find them particularly cute or lovable. Monkey next but only because I want to drink the cow's milk for as long as possible and then eat it. If I'm forced to give up the dog, fine, but like @Mrs.Jack's: said, it will stick around anyway!

  17. MamaMagpie

    persimmon / 1436 posts

    Tiger
    Monkey
    Cow
    Rabbit
    Dog

    So intrigued!

  18. lemondrop

    bananas / 9118 posts

    Tiger- cool, but scary, also eats way too much, and probably already ate my cow and bunny.
    Monkey- too much trouble, I'd know, I've worked with them
    Rabbit- tough choice, I love bun-buns, but has a better chance of survival away from the dog. I feel super guilty doing this, because I work with a rabbit rescue.
    Cow- I love me some milk and cheese, it could only be improved by turning into a goat.
    Dog- I'm not worthy of this kind of devotion, but I'd never turn it down.

    @Mrs. Twine: I love your answer, you crack me up!

  19. shopaholic

    bananas / 9973 posts

    Rabbit
    Tiger
    Monkey
    Dog
    Cow

    Now I'm wondering if I'm a weirdo.

    Just for fun I asked DH for his answers too:
    Tiger
    Monkey
    Rabbit
    Dog
    Cow

  20. MamaJ

    pear / 1609 posts

    rabbit
    monkey
    cow
    tiger
    dog

    I have absolutely no logic to this except for I want the dog the longest so it can be my friend.

  21. tequiero21

    honeydew / 7968 posts

    @irene: have u seen the movie life of pi or something? He survived because of the tiger....

    Mine was cow, rabbit, tiger, monkey, dog

  22. Cherrybee

    papaya / 10570 posts

    Tiger, cow, rabbit, monkey, dog.

  23. loveisstrange

    pineapple / 12526 posts

    Rabbit
    Monkey
    Cow
    Tiger
    Dog

    Rabbit would go first because it seems the most useless.
    Monkey is next because even if it could climb and reach things for me, the other three are more useful.
    Cow is next. I kept it around for the milk but now its large and slow and just slowing me down. Plus, theother two are more useful.
    Tiger would go second to last. Tigers are pack animals, so if its following me around I would assume it has already accepted me into its pack. Its pure brute force and killing power. However, its unpredictable.
    The dog would go last. I love dogs and I would need the co panionship.

  24. sunny

    coconut / 8430 posts

    Tiger
    Monkey
    Rabbit
    Dog
    Cow

  25. sera_87

    pomegranate / 3604 posts

    Tiger
    Monkey
    Rabbit
    Dog
    Cow

    Reasoning: tiger will eat me, so ill eat it first. Plus big animal = lots of meat to keep me going. Also, who doesn't want a fur coat ?
    Monkey - can forage, but could do without the poop throwing. I'd just let it go.
    Rabbit - for when I get tired of tiger meat
    Dog - companionship
    Cow - provides milk and eventually meat. And a spiffy pair of leather shoes to go with my coat.

  26. Mrs Hedgehog

    pear / 1812 posts

    Rabbit
    Cow
    Tiger
    Monkey
    Dog

    Rabbit-useless. Eat it
    Cow-slow and stupid. Eat it and use the hide.
    Tiger-can hunt for food but can also turn on me. Get plenty of meat then discard.
    Monkey-Social as well as smart. Can train to get things I cant and need. Foraging for food and tools.
    Dog-I need to keep some sense of me and I just can't get rid of a dog. They are too close to my heart and too much of a companion. Plus they can hunt and protect me while remaining loyal and loving.

  27. honeybear

    nectarine / 2085 posts

    What if the dog is a Chihuahua? Or a Pug? I know the relative sizes of the other ones... Assuming I can't eat them (at least until they've been 'abandoned'), they don't eat each other, and they're all adults, here goes:

    Monkey -- fast and smart. if he can be caught for food, it'll only be at the beginning. Even if we don't want to eat him, he'll cause trouble.
    Rabbit -- not too bright, but not much of a problem to keep or catch after release
    Dog -- gross, but I think I have a good chance of catching this one despite the carnage it has seen...the loyalty bit, you know? (Eeeeewwwww!) Plus, I don't know if we're talking about a Newfie or a Pek. If it's one of the toy group dogs, it goes before the monkey. I'd probably keep any working group dog to help corral the...
    Cow -- I'm keeping the massive ones around!
    Tiger -- faster than me and probably impossible to kill unarmed (or armed with a make-shift weapon). Also, they're good hunters! Cats are cats, and I think we'd understand each other. Plus, if its hanging out with me, it's likely not to view me as big cat chow. And who would mess with a chick who had a tiger at her side anyhow?

    That said, I'm a vegetarian IRL, and I'd definitely subsist on plants before killing any of my companion animals!

  28. SleepyMonkey

    grapefruit / 4006 posts

    tiger
    rabbit
    monkey
    cow
    dog

    tiger would eat me for sure and all the other animals, so i'd release it right away.

  29. honeybear

    nectarine / 2085 posts

    Also, would you please update this thread with the 'analysis'? Thanks!

  30. MrsTiz

    cantaloupe / 6800 posts

    Tiger - I don't want a tiger, though it might be good protection.
    Monkey - Monkeys are unpredictable and loud.
    Rabbit - I eat the rabbit
    Cow - I kill the cow
    Dog - Dog and I eat the cow, and we're BFF's for life.

  31. edelweiss

    grapefruit / 4923 posts

    Rabbit--i don't have much use for a rabbit except eating it
    Monkey--too smart and would compete with me for survival
    Tiger--good for protection until tiger tries to eat me
    Cow--i hope the cow was giving me milk
    Dog--i love dogs and would want companionship until the end

  32. irene

    nectarine / 2964 posts

  33. Mrs. Lemon-Lime

    wonderful pea / 17279 posts

    Rabbit
    Monkey
    Cow
    Tiger
    Dog

  34. Mrs. Champagne

    coconut / 8483 posts

    Tiger
    Cow
    Monkey
    Rabbit
    Dog

  35. LuLu Mom

    GOLD / wonderful olive / 19030 posts

    Rabbit
    Cow
    Monkey
    Tiger
    Dog

  36. NavyRN2012

    persimmon / 1447 posts

    Rabbit
    Monkey
    Cow
    Tiger
    Dog

  37. irene

    nectarine / 2964 posts

  38. BabyBoecksMom

    GOLD / papaya / 10166 posts

    @Mrs. Twine: That's what I was going to say

  39. twodoghouse

    honeydew / 7230 posts

    Ha, this is so fun. Can't wait to see what the answers "mean." This is my order:

    Monkey would go first because I wouldn't eat a monkey and I don't think it'd be useful. Rabbit next because I think I'd be hungry by then and the rabbit would be better to kill off than the cow because I'm assuming the cow would be giving me milk. Cow next because I'm probably really hungry by now and could use a steak. I kept the tiger this long for protection so no other survivors would mess with me in the wild, but at this point I think I'd let it go because I would want to keep the dog with me as long as possible. Dog (preferably my own dog!) will stick around for companionship.

    Thinking about it though, it would probably be better to keep the cow for as long as possible because if it is giving milk it could be producing cheese/yogurt?/things to eat and that would be a more sustainable food source than eating the cow for steaks. So maybe I'd switch the tiger and cow. But I would still keep the dog till the end!

  40. irene

    nectarine / 2964 posts

    @twodoghouse: It is posted !

    http://boards.hellobee.com/topic/psychology-personality-test-answers-revealed

    I'll just copy and paste it here, but people are already bashing how inaccurate it is over on the other thread :

    The test was about what your priorities are in your life, from the least importance to the most, according to how you arranged it on your list.

    Here is what the animals represent:

    Tiger: Your Self (I think it is referring to your identity, your well-being, instead of being "selfish")
    Dog: Friends
    Monkey: Child(ren)
    Rabbit: Lover
    Cow: Money / Career

    Was the test accurate to you? If it wasn't, don't shoot the messenger!

Reply »

You must login / Register to post

© copyright 2011-2014 Hellobee