(from my hometown news station)
Ok, I'm not trivializing sexual crimes...but what in the world? Gross!
http://6abc.com/news/man-pleads-guilty-to-harassing-women-with-cheese-/124108/
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ummm... what?!?!
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gross!
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Ewwww
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Definitely the weirdest crime story I've seen in a long time.
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@TheSwissWifeStyle: I really hope your username doesn't make me think of 'The Swiss Cheese Pervert' now!!
That is really odd. I don't even know what I would do if approached like that. Cry?! Laugh?!
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@swurlygurl: oh man, I didn't even think of that!
I know, right?! So bizarre.
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Oh it's the Swiss Cheese Man! This really was a story around here for a while; it was so bizarre.
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Eww
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That is a disgusting use of a perfectly good slice of cheese. I wonder, how a person gets such a notion?
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SO gross
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What in the heavens.
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I will never see cheese the same . . .
@Warbler: My guess would be watching *American Pie*, but not having any pie in the house . . . (or pie not being as easily transportable)?
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Bizarre! I don't know if I can look at swiss cheese the same way.
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Wow, just wow!
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I remember when they were talking about this on preston and steve - awesome! way to go philly!
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Holy crap. That is so creepy.
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@Chillybear: maybe it has to do with a philly steak and cheese obsession?!
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I'm trying to figure out the logistics of this. Does he put his penis through a hole in the swiss cheese? Maybe that's why he chose swiss over cheddar...because of the easy access??
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@lawbee11: LOLOL. A million different sick/twisted thoughts come to mind . . . "the mouse goes in the hole . . . " But seriously, who would otherwise choose Swiss over Cheddar?!
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WTH did I just read...........
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@lawbee11: That's what I was wondering!! But, the holes in swiss cheese just aren't *that* big?? So..... ??
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@MsLipGloss: Right??
@swurlygurl: I thought about that, but maybe he's having to resort to these antics because his penis is able to fit into the small holes
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@lawbee11: hooookay, and now I am flashing back the the *Say my name!* scene from American Pie . . . only now with this dreamboat *snort* and an innocent slice of Swiss cheese.
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@MsLipGloss: They were talking about another guy that would proposition people with deli pickles - some f'ed up perverted people driving around philly
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@Chillybear: Foodies Gone Wild?!
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@lawbee11: Haha, yeah, I think that's where I was headed. Needs the cheese to distract from some... shortcomings?
Gross gross gross - I need a new topic!
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The puns in the comments are awesome
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@MsLipGloss: LOL!! Now I really want to re-watch that movie.
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@Chillybear: I wondered if they inventoried his fridge for *evidence* . . . you know, like how they determine a piece of duct tape was taken from the same role that was found in the suspect's trunk?!
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What?? They went for "The Swiss Cheese Pervert"?? They could have had The Dairylea Spunker (do you guys get Dairylea Dunkers?)
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LOL, this is so funny to me. Not funny to the women, but...
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Oh man. Life is so weird. Thanks for sharing.
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Weird, gross and funny because it's creepy
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Eh we all fetishes right? Lol
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