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Holy sh!t. Wow.

My most embarrassing moment pales compared to that, but C was having such a massive tantrum the other day that I had to hoist her up under one arm, infant car seat in the other, and carry them down the stairs, out two doors, and across the parking lot to the car, with her screaming and kicking the whole way. I'm pretty sure every young woman in the gym made sure to take their birth control that day.

Not a parenting moment, but during my first week back after maternity leave, I walked out of the little room that I pumped in with my button down shirt almost completely undone. I walked by my 20-something year old co-worker, saw his eyes get super wide, and still didn't realize what was up until I walked all the way to the restroom and saw myself in the mirror.

LO was wearing undies and sweats and he peed everywhere at Macy's. His pants were soaked as were the carpets. I bought him a pair of shorts there and changed him in the dressing room.

Oh man, you’re moment blows mine out of the water! Sorry! Lol

My worst was on a cross-country flight when LO was about 9 months old. I forgot to pack a change of clothes in our carry-on and while I was changing LO in the bathroom OF COURSE she peed ALL OVER her clothes. So I got to walk back up the aisle with a naked (except for a diaper) baby and LO got to spend the next 5 hours chilling on a plane in only a diaper. We had to buy clothes at the airport when we landed.

Ugh mine is killing me.

We were Facetiming with my sister the other day. She had a pimple. My three year old suddenly yells out, "boobie head! You have a red thing on your head and it looks like a boobie!"

@yoursilverlining: we had a blowout on the airplane once too! I had extra clothes but carried him through the plane naked.

I guess I haven't really had anything crazy yet. We were at church Sunday and Zuma wanted to see what was under this girl and her moms skirt. I was so embarrassed but the mom was like "she's fine". I've never seen her do that.

Oh yeah, we had a poop-splosion at a restaurant. I smelled something but we were just finished dinner so I waited until we were about to go and when I picked J up it was every. where. He was just past the point where I always had a spare set of clothes in the diaperbag, so I had to get him to the restaurant and he went home in a diaper and a hoodie. My husband had to sheepishly tell the waitstaff what happened, but they were surprisingly ok with it. Which then made us wonder if this happens a lot... which I dont know if its a good or bad thing.

Ugh.

We were JUST at DH's grandmother's funeral this weekend and my MIL instructed me and 18 month old DS to sit in the very front row of the chapel. Right in the middle of the service, as my husband was getting up to give the eulogy, I realize my pants are wet. Which is when I realize DS (who has been on strong antibiotics all week) has had a HUGE blowout. I had even sized him up a diaper in case something like this happened, but it had soaked through his pants and now my pants. Our only saving grace was that we were both wearing black. I quietly moved him over to the side of the tiny one-room chapel where the choir would normally sit to spare other guests any issues of stench (unfortunately, I lost my sense of smell after a surgery a few years ago so I had NO idea if there was a smell!) I put DS' bib on my lap (BECAUSE OF COURSE MY DIAPER BAG WAS IN THE PASTOR'S OFFICE BEHIND THE PODIUM WHERE THEY TOLD ME TO PUT IT BEFORE THE SERVICE) and sat him on top of it until DH was done with the eulogy.

I told DH what was going on and at some point during a hymn, we crept out. Luckily, DH knew the layout of the church and figured out a way to get our diaper bag from another room and made our way to the basement where we literally had to strip our son naked, give him a sink bath, and change him on a ping pong table. I did think to pack a spare outfit for DS, but not for myself so I blotted what I could out of my pants and then sprayed myself with the janitor's Lysol spray from head to toe. DH swore he couldn't smell anything on me, but he had a sinus infection, so I don't know if I believe him or not.

What. a. day.

My child likes to throw up on me at really inconvenient times. Such as, on a packed commuter trail in late August, without air conditioning, with grouchy adult commuters giving me the side eye about why I have a toddler on a commuter train. So yeah, they got to smell that for 25 minutes. It was great, just having puke drip down my bra for an extended period of time. Oh and then he bit me out of frustration. I cried when we got home. A lot.

We were on a mini-vacation when my daughter was about 2.5. She had been potty trained for a couple months but was still extremely resistant to using public toilets. We were in a candy store, of all places, when we noticed that she was standing in a very large puddle. I didn't even have any extra clothes with me to change her. It was completely mortifying. We let an employee know and they were very nice to us and assured us they would clean it up. Needless to say, we got out of there as quickly as possible!

@Torchwood: exactly I keep two sets in my car because of this fact...also wipes, I have multiple sets of wipes everywhere

of course I was switching them out when DS 4, blew chunks all over my car haha.. at least I had wipes to wipe him down

@lovehoneybee: at least you got out of there quickly! I was at Panera the other day and a dad came in with his kid, who looked to be about three. The poor kid projectile vomited while they were waiting in line and the dad threw some napkins over it and proceeded to go ahead and order food.

DS is 3 mo so nothing yet, I just wanted to say like @torchwood, y'all scare me lol. I'm putting a barf bag together also!

Oh man, DD threw up while I was in line at the post office filing out a customs form. I caught half of it in my hands and just was kneeling there, holding it in complete shock. I finally realized I should ask for paper towels. And some young guy slid a trash can over to me. Everyone was staring. Ugh. I finished the form because I was NOT coming back to mail that package.

@Mrs.KMM: I need those!

So sorry ladies but a lot of these are making me lol... I didn't know I had it so easy so far! Of course as I write this something's gonna happen this week...

@Mrs.KMM: @Torchwood: my mom is a genius and found the actual dog poop bags in the dog food section. Same type of container, same baking soda infused bags, 1/3 of the price!

I agree, they are amazing lifesavers.

Not as bad as yours, but DS threw the biggest tantrum of his life at the grocery store, refused to stay in the cart (he can escape any constraints) threw everything onto the floor and was screaming at the top of his lungs the entire time. I probably should have just given up and gone home but we were completely out of food and it was a Wednesday at like 2pm so I figured it was an acceptable/normal occurrence for our super suburban wegmans. I was shocked to get so many dirty looks!

Yeah.. After reading these I am totally putting extra clothes for everyone and extra wipes in the car!!