After yet another major spit up into my very long, very wavy hair... I am ready to cut my hair.

Has your LO ever caused you to functionally change your style?

AND... any recommendations for a new haircut?

Here's me showing my long hair and the LO who pukes in it:
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and my face, so you can decide if I can do short hair (and how short):
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