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Maybe taking a bath? Hahaha, it's not so secret though - I hate being interrupted in the bathtub, so I always plan to take baths when DH is out with DS!

Eating an entire bag of chips...

Eating a package of Lipton's Sidekicks for dinner. My husband doesn't consider that a meal so I only get to do it when he's out for the evening.

@erinbaderin: Ohh, that's a good one - I could basically live off of Lipton's alfredo.

Probably only eating something gross or gluttonous like a whole frozen pizza or cool ranch doritos lol.

Passing gas? Eating crescent dinner roll dough right from the package. He knows I do it though.

Definitely eating habits. I ate like crap when I was single!

He's seen it all but I eat weird when I'm eating just for me. I eat plain white rice, fruity pebbles and milk, ice cream out of the carton. But he knows that.

I honestly can't think of anything at this point!

Watching what he would consider "silly" shows on Hulu (Bachelor, Jane the Virgin, Pretty Little Liars, etc). Also eating snacks for dinner, or cereal.

I watch hallmark romantic movies when DH is not around. He knows I do this and I do it because he is a pain in the a$$ to watch them with. He will watch them with me but with lots of annoying comments!!! Just let me watch my shows in peace!! Haha.

Going to Red Lobster alone or with T and putting it on my credit card so he does not see and tease me. He thinks it's gross me thinks 5 more cheddar bay biscuits please.

I eat food I know he hates, like garam masala chicken. Oh, and snacks for dinner.

I would have to say going to the bathroom and passing gas,.... but more because HE is private about those things, so then I guess I am too. Although I could care less if I pee in front of him and LO always needs to accompany me, so more pooping I guess.

Putting on my favorite music and singing my heart out at the top of my lungs. I figure no one wants to be subjected to that, not even DH. Sometimes I bust some dance moves out too. DH was away on business this week - which is super-rare - and I gave in to the temptation while getting ready for work. Then I look up and there is someone shoveling the snow off the skylight of our flat roof looking down at me (the building hires someone to do this, but it only happens a couple of times a year so not like I was expecting it). So much for privacy, thank goodness I was fully dressed!

I can't think of anything secret, but I will take the opportunity to watch shows I know he doesn't like, or listen to music he doesn't like, when he isn't around.

Everything is pretty out in the open here.

I watch DVR'd episodes of Maury and eat chips for dinner. Sometimes I will get fancy and broil some cheese on them to make cheapo nachos. Or I'll eat a plain block of cheese for dinner.

4 words: Van Der Pump Rules.