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hostess / eggplant / 11068 posts
OMG. Are you serious? I think a lot of the funny jokes I know are either racist or extremely inappropriate!
GOLD / wonderful grape / 20289 posts
I'm a fan of corny jokes. Creamed corny! Corny on the cob!
Not my best joke obviously but my memory sucks so I can never remember jokes.
kiwi / 686 posts
I dreamed a joke last night that my family thought was hilarious when I told them this morning, but it's only funny if you've lived in Albania... oh well.
GOLD / wonderful grape / 20289 posts
Here's a joke my dad loves to tell. You tell it like you're telling a normal story,don't say its a joke.
I was driving to meet a friend for dinner the other night and you had to take some back roads that were really dark. All of a sudden I felt a huge bump like I hit something. So I got out of the car to look and it was a wild boar! I freaked out and left because I didn't know what to do. Later that night I got a phone call from the police. He said that it's not ok to hit a wild.boar and leave the scene, so I was in trouble.
Here is when someone always asks how the police found out that I hit the boar and I say.... the pig squealed!
GOLD / wonderful coffee bean / 18478 posts
@artbee: haha. i don't think i could say all of that with a straight face!
GOLD / wonderful grape / 20289 posts
@Andrea: its also hard to remember it all and not.mess it up. But its always funny when you do get it right!
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