https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Sun, 05 Apr 2026 07:35:42 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-thing-your-kids-say#post-2560503 Thu, 02 Jun 2016 09:27:15 +0000 avivoca 2560503@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Charm54: Oh yes, H always tells me, "Mommy, I put that there for a reason!" when I move any of her toys. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-thing-your-kids-say#post-2560502 Thu, 02 Jun 2016 09:26:44 +0000 avivoca 2560502@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I was dressed for exercising last night and H turns to me and says, "Mommy, are you going to get wet?" She always says we are wet when we are sweaty, so every time we exercise, it's "are you going to get wet?" and that's how she asks about it. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-thing-your-kids-say#post-2560496 Thu, 02 Jun 2016 09:20:47 +0000 Charm54 2560496@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My 2.5 year old was talking on her "phone" in the car yesterday. I asked her who she was talking to, to which she replied "Mom, mind your 'fairs"</p> <p>Lol what?!? I think she was trying to say "mind your own affairs" but I have NO idea where she picked that up hahaha </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-thing-your-kids-say#post-2560482 Thu, 02 Jun 2016 09:06:31 +0000 catlady 2560482@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Mine has started lecturing the cats lately. If they go sniffing around her food, she'll march over and point at their bowls and tell them to eat their own food. If one of them starts chasing another, she'll tell them to stop being so mean to each other. </p> <p>She also loves to announce if she's made a big poop, as opposed to a small one (she's recently potty trained). </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-thing-your-kids-say#post-2560469 Thu, 02 Jun 2016 08:57:36 +0000 littlebug 2560469@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>D has been insisting we call him either T-Rex or Sharptooth lately. </p> <p>Also, he's been telling us he needs "pribacy" when he goes to the potty. And also telling his baby sister "Shh! A...I'm tryin to talk over here!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-thing-your-kids-say#post-2560468 Thu, 02 Jun 2016 08:56:50 +0000 LulaBee 2560468@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My almost 4 year old said the other day- "my baby came out of my vagina. It just popped right out!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-thing-your-kids-say#post-2560427 Thu, 02 Jun 2016 08:27:51 +0000 Mrs. Sunshine 2560427@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Two weeks ago we took DD1 to the beach. On the way home we stopped at taco bell. She was pretty thirsty and was begging for her water before they even handed it through the window. She finally gets her drink and we're getting all the food out. I ask her if she is ready for a bite of her quesadilla and she says, "No thanks. I'm not drunk enough yet!" 😂 DH and I could not stop laughing </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-thing-your-kids-say#post-2560398 Thu, 02 Jun 2016 07:56:18 +0000 FaithFertility 2560398@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DD 17 months heard DH call me by my name..well<br /> She all night would say "Hey(insert name) :silly: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-thing-your-kids-say#post-2560396 Thu, 02 Jun 2016 07:54:43 +0000 Anagram 2560396@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh man, my older LO is a total parrot of me lately, and it's scary/funny to see how awful my words sound coming out of her mouth. Latest gems have been:</p> <p>to LO2: "Stop whining baby. We can't hear you if you are whining. Talk in a normal voice if you want me to listen". (oh boy)</p> <p>to Lo2: I already told you once. Don't throw the food or you are going to be in big trouble!" (yikes)</p> <p>to LO2: "don't hit and don't pull my hair. Be Gentle! Be gentle or you will go to time out" (I honestly rarely use time outs...like 1x every 2 weeks, but I think my husband has said this).</p> <p>to LO2: "Stop yelling! Use your inside voice! Talk in a normal voice!"</p> <p>The baby is not even 10 months old, so all of this is hilarious but also shocking because it all sounds so mean coming from LO1 and I wonder if it sounds that bad when I say it~ </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-thing-your-kids-say#post-2560387 Thu, 02 Jun 2016 07:48:34 +0000 looch 2560387@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We were doing a list of words that begin with letter "F." You know, things a preschooler would know, such as frame, friend, fruit...and of course f-bomb. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-thing-your-kids-say#post-2560382 Thu, 02 Jun 2016 07:44:32 +0000 irene 2560382@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@autumnlove: haha! And yes thanks I am ok now.. or getting there :)</p> <p>For my son he would say, when I grow up I am going to have my own baby, and I am going to be a daddy.... like, who thinks like that especially for a boy? hmm :)</p> <p>No one has anything funny to share lately? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-thing-your-kids-say#post-2560328 Wed, 01 Jun 2016 23:21:58 +0000 autumnlove 2560328@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh no, hope you are ok now!</p> <p>My girls asked me to help them find some boys for them to marry. lol </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-thing-your-kids-say#post-2560326 Wed, 01 Jun 2016 23:09:37 +0000 irene 2560326@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I had an accident 2 weeks ago where I had a bad fall outside on the cul-de-sac (long story) and my two front tooth were badly chipped. Half of each tooth flew out of my mouth. My neighbors, my husband, and my 4 year old son was there. While everyone was trying to retrieve the broken bits and pieces of my tooth and bring them to my husband, my DS screams repeatedly like he knows the answer, "Put it under the pillow mommy! Put it under the pillow for tooth fairy!"</p> <p>Sorry it was a bit of a scary story, but I was so traumatized at the moment, and remember about it only a long time after the incident. He just cracks me up.</p> <p>You? </p>