https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Tue, 26 May 2026 23:22:44 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/16-doctors-on-the-dumbest-patients-they-ever-treated#post-1792974 Thu, 31 Jul 2014 19:23:17 +0000 Adira 1792974@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>The ones about feeding babies soda and coffee just make me sad. :(</p> <p>But the other ones are kind of hysterical, especially the woman with two kids who didn't know what her period was!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/16-doctors-on-the-dumbest-patients-they-ever-treated#post-1792970 Thu, 31 Jul 2014 19:19:12 +0000 MrsH 1792970@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I was at the doctor today and the woman next to me told one of the hospital volunteers that she gives her six month old licorice after being good O_o </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/16-doctors-on-the-dumbest-patients-they-ever-treated#post-1792919 Thu, 31 Jul 2014 19:05:06 +0000 birdofafeather 1792919@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@IRunForFun: :shocked: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/16-doctors-on-the-dumbest-patients-they-ever-treated#post-1792916 Thu, 31 Jul 2014 19:04:34 +0000 birdofafeather 1792916@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>these are seriously scary. i feel like they can't be true! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/16-doctors-on-the-dumbest-patients-they-ever-treated#post-1792911 Thu, 31 Jul 2014 19:03:34 +0000 IRunForFun 1792911@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@swurlygurl: Seriously! She said it was the most awkward thing she ever experienced. Apparently the doctor just stood there for a minute and then simply said "No..." LOL! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/16-doctors-on-the-dumbest-patients-they-ever-treated#post-1792900 Thu, 31 Jul 2014 18:56:13 +0000 blackbird 1792900@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Omg this thread!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/16-doctors-on-the-dumbest-patients-they-ever-treated#post-1792879 Thu, 31 Jul 2014 18:49:21 +0000 Espion 1792879@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Jump Rope: That's what I call MacGyver'ing it! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/16-doctors-on-the-dumbest-patients-they-ever-treated#post-1792877 Thu, 31 Jul 2014 18:48:53 +0000 swurlygurl 1792877@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@IRunForFun: HAHAHA - wow, that would be awkward for the Dr!</p> <p>@Mrs. Jump Rope: @Espion: Wow - no wonder teenage pregnancy is so common :shocked: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/16-doctors-on-the-dumbest-patients-they-ever-treated#post-1792870 Thu, 31 Jul 2014 18:46:09 +0000 Mrs. Jump Rope 1792870@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Espion: I know a girl in high school that used Saran Wrap. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/16-doctors-on-the-dumbest-patients-they-ever-treated#post-1792858 Thu, 31 Jul 2014 18:42:42 +0000 Mrs.Pinecone316 1792858@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>As a nurse, I am not surprised by these haha. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/16-doctors-on-the-dumbest-patients-they-ever-treated#post-1792851 Thu, 31 Jul 2014 18:40:43 +0000 IRunForFun 1792851@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@anandam: Whaaa? </p> <p>The doula I did my training with had a client who was in labor, fully dilated, and ready to push, and when the doctor arrived, the client asked him if he was going to stimulate her clit because she heard sex and orgasm were good for helping the baby come out... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/16-doctors-on-the-dumbest-patients-they-ever-treated#post-1792838 Thu, 31 Jul 2014 18:36:13 +0000 Espion 1792838@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@PurplePumps: My mom caught a young couple trying to buy a pack of long balloons because they were too embarrassed to buy condoms!!</p> <p>Ohhh, I've heard some crazy stories. I remember one about a patient who had gallstones and needed her gallbladder removed. Three separate people went over the consent, surgery, etc. Post-op the patient freaked out, yelling "How am I gonna pee?!?" It took awhile to explain that the gall bladder is not the urinary bladder. Informed consent....yeesh! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/16-doctors-on-the-dumbest-patients-they-ever-treated#post-1792815 Thu, 31 Jul 2014 18:29:40 +0000 Smurfette 1792815@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>These are scary! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/16-doctors-on-the-dumbest-patients-they-ever-treated#post-1792727 Thu, 31 Jul 2014 17:47:13 +0000 anandam 1792727@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I work with a nurse who triaged a pregnant patient. She said her apartment was raided by the police so she stuck some crack in her belly button, but now it's gone so "do you think the baby (fetus) could've swallowed it?" Yikes. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/16-doctors-on-the-dumbest-patients-they-ever-treated#post-1792661 Thu, 31 Jul 2014 17:00:46 +0000 Boheme 1792661@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Champagne: @Mae: omg. I just spit Diet Coke all over my phone laughing!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/16-doctors-on-the-dumbest-patients-they-ever-treated#post-1792655 Thu, 31 Jul 2014 16:59:26 +0000 Mrs. Jump Rope 1792655@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@whenoceansrise: HAHAHAHA </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/16-doctors-on-the-dumbest-patients-they-ever-treated#post-1792629 Thu, 31 Jul 2014 16:46:47 +0000 whenoceansrise 1792629@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>omg these are hilarious. i work at an orthopedic clinic so we don't get any that are too crazy, but i once asked a patient what kind of insurance she had and she replied with "i have two insurances: blue cross AND blue shield" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/16-doctors-on-the-dumbest-patients-they-ever-treated#post-1792620 Thu, 31 Jul 2014 16:44:08 +0000 Mae 1792620@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@grizz: reminds me of the "ass man" seinfeld episode! "You ever met a proctologist at a party you park yourself because he will have the best stories. And they all end the same way, 'million to one shot doc, million to one!'" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/16-doctors-on-the-dumbest-patients-they-ever-treated#post-1792605 Thu, 31 Jul 2014 16:37:42 +0000 Mrs. Champagne 1792605@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@grizz: I hate when I fall and things get stuck up my ass! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/16-doctors-on-the-dumbest-patients-they-ever-treated#post-1792603 Thu, 31 Jul 2014 16:37:04 +0000 Mae 1792603@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Jump Rope: well then by all means, shake it loose lol </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/16-doctors-on-the-dumbest-patients-they-ever-treated#post-1792602 Thu, 31 Jul 2014 16:36:58 +0000 swurlygurl 1792602@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@LuLu Mom: @Mae: @grizz: @Mrs. Jump Rope: HAHAHAHA, oh man, this is why I wish I worked in the medical industry. If only I could get rid of all the sad things</p> <p>@Shutterbug: @yoursilverlining: Seriously!! Or the boyfriend takin the pill?! That's not how these things work people!</p> <p>Sadly I know someone who just had their third 'oops' baby, an she's only 22. Uuummm... Can someone please tell you how babies are made because you obviously don't understand? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/16-doctors-on-the-dumbest-patients-they-ever-treated#post-1792600 Thu, 31 Jul 2014 16:36:32 +0000 Mrs. Jump Rope 1792600@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mae: apparently he'd tried everything else. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/16-doctors-on-the-dumbest-patients-they-ever-treated#post-1792590 Thu, 31 Jul 2014 16:35:02 +0000 Mae 1792590@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Jump Rope: he'd never heard of metamucil? lol </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/16-doctors-on-the-dumbest-patients-they-ever-treated#post-1792562 Thu, 31 Jul 2014 16:23:44 +0000 Mrs. Jump Rope 1792562@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mae: one patient (male) was constipated so he put his girlfriends vibrator up his butt, but it got stuck. </p> <p>He needed surgery. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/16-doctors-on-the-dumbest-patients-they-ever-treated#post-1792557 Thu, 31 Jul 2014 16:21:30 +0000 Boheme 1792557@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Jump Rope: I've got stories for DAYS from the ER I work in... I drive home giggling most days!</p> <p>We see a lot of things in butts, accompanied by stories about how they "fell" on said item :silly: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/16-doctors-on-the-dumbest-patients-they-ever-treated#post-1792544 Thu, 31 Jul 2014 16:12:53 +0000 Woolly Mammoth 1792544@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>These are great. Though I have to admit my ten-month-old snuck a sip from the straw in my iced latte the other day! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/16-doctors-on-the-dumbest-patients-they-ever-treated#post-1792533 Thu, 31 Jul 2014 16:08:57 +0000 Mae 1792533@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Jump Rope: share!</p> <p>These were amazing!! My cousin gave both her kids diet coke in their bottles... Smh </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/16-doctors-on-the-dumbest-patients-they-ever-treated#post-1792519 Thu, 31 Jul 2014 16:04:52 +0000 Shutterbug 1792519@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@yoursilverlining: right?!? Taking the pill only on the days you have sex, smh </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/16-doctors-on-the-dumbest-patients-they-ever-treated#post-1792490 Thu, 31 Jul 2014 15:46:00 +0000 yoursilverlining 1792490@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>oh man - I fear for humanity. </p> <p>So many of these just scream "THIS IS WHY WE NEED SEX ED IN SCHOOL, EVERYWHERE" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/16-doctors-on-the-dumbest-patients-they-ever-treated#post-1792486 Thu, 31 Jul 2014 15:43:24 +0000 BabyBoecksMom 1792486@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Wowwww, just wow </p>