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<title>photojane on "A bird crapped on my face..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/a-bird-crapped-on-my-face#post-1599676</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2014 13:22:22 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>photojane</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Ahhh! That's awful. If it makes you feel any better, when I was little a seagull crapped directly in my friend's mouth at the beach!  :shocked:
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<title>swurlygurl on "A bird crapped on my face..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/a-bird-crapped-on-my-face#post-1599667</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2014 13:19:53 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>swurlygurl</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Oh, no no no noooo! I definitely would have freaked out.
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<title>LuLu Mom on "A bird crapped on my face..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/a-bird-crapped-on-my-face#post-1599638</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2014 13:12:04 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>LuLu Mom</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Ughhh nothing worse!
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<title>Mrs. Lemon-Lime on "A bird crapped on my face..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/a-bird-crapped-on-my-face#post-1599630</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2014 13:10:43 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Mrs. Lemon-Lime</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;:shocked: at least you will have :goodluck: for a bit
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<title>lavender on "A bird crapped on my face..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/a-bird-crapped-on-my-face#post-1599514</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2014 12:37:51 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>lavender</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@MrsMccarthy: hahaha and eeww at the same time!  Seriously in her mouth?!?!
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<title>MrsMccarthy on "A bird crapped on my face..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/a-bird-crapped-on-my-face#post-1599489</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2014 12:30:32 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>MrsMccarthy</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Haha! I remember a few years back Cyndi Lauper was doing an outdoor show and a bird crapped in her mouth whilst she was singing! So it could be worse.
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<title>mrsjazz on "A bird crapped on my face..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/a-bird-crapped-on-my-face#post-1599456</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2014 12:18:28 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mrsjazz</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@mrbee:  Haha! I'm glad my mouth wasn't open. I would probably still be puking if it was. &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;@jill_a55: I hope your sister is a millionaire!
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<title>jill_a55 on "A bird crapped on my face..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/a-bird-crapped-on-my-face#post-1599440</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2014 12:14:11 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jill_a55</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;It must be your lucky day then!! I had to laugh when I read your title because my sister gets crapped on all the time. Like seriously, more than I have ever heard of.
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<title>mrbee on "A bird crapped on my face..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/a-bird-crapped-on-my-face#post-1599439</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2014 12:13:35 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mrbee</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@blackbird: It was you, wasn't it. ;)
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<title>blackbird on "A bird crapped on my face..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/a-bird-crapped-on-my-face#post-1599414</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2014 12:07:20 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>blackbird</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;:shocked:
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<title>mrbee on "A bird crapped on my face..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/a-bird-crapped-on-my-face#post-1599412</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2014 12:07:13 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mrbee</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@mrsjazz: I feel your pain!  Got crapped on last week... at least my mouth wasn't open!!
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<title>Synchronicity on "A bird crapped on my face..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/a-bird-crapped-on-my-face#post-1599411</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2014 12:06:43 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Synchronicity</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;:shocked: I'm sorry, that's terrible! Happy early birthday, though!
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<title>mrsjyw on "A bird crapped on my face..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/a-bird-crapped-on-my-face#post-1599404</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2014 12:03:57 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mrsjyw</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;OH NO!
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<title>Honeygold89 on "A bird crapped on my face..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/a-bird-crapped-on-my-face#post-1599402</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2014 12:03:51 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Honeygold89</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Yucky!  And happy early birthday
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<title>Mrs. Pickle on "A bird crapped on my face..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/a-bird-crapped-on-my-face#post-1599398</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2014 12:02:59 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Mrs. Pickle</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Oh no!
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<title>mrsjazz on "A bird crapped on my face..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/a-bird-crapped-on-my-face#post-1599396</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2014 12:01:45 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mrsjazz</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@autumnlove:  Thanks! It's almost my birthday--in two days. If it was my birthday I would have really cried. I had a mini freak out when it happened but pulled it together because people were starting to stare at me. Yuck.
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<title>autumnlove on "A bird crapped on my face..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/a-bird-crapped-on-my-face#post-1599391</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2014 12:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>autumnlove</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;AWww, on your bday? I hope your day gets better and happy birthday!
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<title>Mamaof2 on "A bird crapped on my face..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/a-bird-crapped-on-my-face#post-1599390</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2014 12:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Mamaof2</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;:shocked:
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<title>ValentineMommy on "A bird crapped on my face..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/a-bird-crapped-on-my-face#post-1599389</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2014 12:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ValentineMommy</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Oh no!  :shocked:
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<title>mrsjazz on "A bird crapped on my face..."</title>
<link>https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/a-bird-crapped-on-my-face#post-1599388</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2014 12:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mrsjazz</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;...someone's got to give me winning numbers. If I don't win the lottery than the bird crap was all for nothing!
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