https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Mon, 25 May 2026 09:10:00 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/another-installment-of-funny-things-your-toddler-says#post-218032 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 21:20:41 +0000 Honeybee 218032@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Tonight, DH got in the tub with DD. She looked at him and said, "Daddy has a big belly. Can I squeeze it?" Lol! When he told her no she asked if he could make her belly big like his! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/another-installment-of-funny-things-your-toddler-says#post-217732 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 15:02:07 +0000 autumnlove 217732@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Jacks: Lala is hilarious!</p> <p>My LO doesn't talk yet! My mom still remembers when I was 4 and came home crying from preschool. She asked me what was wrong and I told her I had a step-teacher in class and she was meaner than my regular teacher! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/another-installment-of-funny-things-your-toddler-says#post-217641 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 13:52:47 +0000 Mrs. Pickle 217641@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrscowgirl Hilarious! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/another-installment-of-funny-things-your-toddler-says#post-217635 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 13:49:11 +0000 purrpletulips 217635@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mamamoose: yes it is </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/another-installment-of-funny-things-your-toddler-says#post-217633 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 13:47:20 +0000 MamaMoose 217633@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@purrpletulips: Isn't it the worst when they outsmart you?! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/another-installment-of-funny-things-your-toddler-says#post-217627 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 13:41:23 +0000 purrpletulips 217627@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>The other day I was in the car and looked back to see DD sucking her thumb. I asked her to please take her thumb out of her mouth because she was a "big girl" (we're trying to limit thumb sucking to nap/bedtime). She didn't so asked her if she was a big girl to which she said "no". I then asked her what she was and her response was "2." I wasn't sure how exactly to respond since she was right and kind of put me in my place. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/another-installment-of-funny-things-your-toddler-says#post-217528 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 12:45:16 +0000 Honeybee 217528@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Cowgirl: Hahahaha! So funny! Amazing what theypick up on. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/another-installment-of-funny-things-your-toddler-says#post-217523 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 12:43:29 +0000 Mrs. Jacks 217523@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Cowgirl: So funny! I think I already told you all about the time that Lala started repeating my adomonishment to "double check"... also guilty as charged and such a totally me thing to say!</p> <p>@ladyfingers: Super sweet! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/another-installment-of-funny-things-your-toddler-says#post-217519 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 12:41:33 +0000 ladyfingers 217519@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>haha this is all awesome. My friend's three-year-old flushed a bunch of paper towels down the toilet a couple pf weeks ago and clogged up the toilet, and he told her, "But I had to give the fishes tissues to dry their tears!" Cue sly eyes. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/another-installment-of-funny-things-your-toddler-says#post-217515 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 12:40:15 +0000 BabyBoecksMom 217515@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Cowgirl: "Pay attention" - that's hilarious</p> <p>My LO doesn't talk yet, so this thread is a good reminder of what's to come. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/another-installment-of-funny-things-your-toddler-says#post-217502 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 12:34:05 +0000 Mrs. Cowgirl 217502@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Honeybee: "i no like men." hahaha! too much!<br /> @Mrs. Jacks: i swear, you've got a little comedienne on your hands!</p> <p>the other day, we were playing at the park with a friend and i asked lil' cb to show her how to do something and he said, "nah, i'm too busy right now."</p> <p>and this was a while ago, but it is probably one of the most hilarious things lil' cb has ever said. i asked him, "what does a daddy say?" and he replied, "i love you." so then i said, "aww, that's so sweet. and what does a mommy say?" cb, deadpan: "pay attention."</p> <p>guilty! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/another-installment-of-funny-things-your-toddler-says#post-217396 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 10:56:16 +0000 mamimami 217396@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My babe doesn't say that much but I think I recently confused him when I showed him a mom and a dad in a book and told him they were a mama and papa. Now he seems to think every female is called mama and every male papa. Yesterday at a salon he started pointing to all the models in the photos on the wall and saying "mama!" and then he pointed to a male stylist and said "papa!!" It was kind of awkward. We're working on the proper vocab now for males and females :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/another-installment-of-funny-things-your-toddler-says#post-217386 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 10:47:31 +0000 Mrs. Jacks 217386@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Honeybee: aww she's so precious! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/another-installment-of-funny-things-your-toddler-says#post-217364 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 10:23:57 +0000 Honeybee 217364@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Jacks: Lala is so funny! </p> <p>@MamaMoose: Lol, DD has also been very interested in saying vagina and penis since her little brother was born. :)</p> <p>Last night in the bathtub DD started emptying all of her tub toys out of the bucket. She got to the bottom and suddenly screamed, "Oh there's my hot dog! Hot dog , I found you!" I have no idea how her hot dog got from her play kitchen into the tub, but apparently she did!</p> <p>A few nights ago, while DH was putting DD to bed, they were reciting Humpty Dumpty together. When they got done, DD looked at DH very seriously and said, "I like horses; I no like men." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/another-installment-of-funny-things-your-toddler-says#post-216952 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 21:22:02 +0000 LuLu Mom 216952@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MamaMoose: haha love it!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/another-installment-of-funny-things-your-toddler-says#post-216934 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 20:50:38 +0000 Mrs. Jacks 216934@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MamaMoose: Oh my gosh, so awesome! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/another-installment-of-funny-things-your-toddler-says#post-216928 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 20:43:49 +0000 MamaMoose 216928@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This was my BFF's little one but it's too good not to share. Today her daughter said to her "mom, do you want to know what my new favorite word is?" so my friend says "yes, what is it" an little four year old Ava announces: "VAGINA!! Isn't it so fun to say?!!" Apparently now that she has a little brother my BFF explained to her girls have a vagina and boys have a penis and Ava really enjoyed learning this new word!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/another-installment-of-funny-things-your-toddler-says#post-216880 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 19:40:13 +0000 Mrs. Jacks 216880@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>So yesterday it was 100+ degrees and when Lala was coming home from school, got out of the car and said, "It's freaking hot out here!" I asked her where she learned that and she wouldn't tell me.</p> <p>Two hours later, her dad came home from work and as he walked in he announced, "It's freaking hot out there!"</p> <p>Mystery solved :P</p> <p>Today, at school, Lala's teachers were asking her where giraffes live. The teacher said, "At home?" Lala said, "No" "At the park?" "No!" Then teacher said, "Do they live on the plains of Africa?" Lala was deadpan and said, "Yes, Miss Sophie. They live on the airplanes in Africa." So silly!</p> <p>What has your toddler said recently that made you laugh? </p>