https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Sat, 30 May 2026 07:35:10 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/are-there-any-absurd-laws-in-your-state/page/2#post-1766840 Fri, 18 Jul 2014 05:32:13 +0000 blackbird 1766840@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited."</p> <p>"It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants."</p> <p>In a city near me, "Four women may not rent an apartment together."I think this is true in Kansas City, too. Lest it be a "brothel" :)</p> <p>oral sex is apparently illegal, too! HA! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/are-there-any-absurd-laws-in-your-state#post-1766837 Fri, 18 Jul 2014 05:27:11 +0000 HLK208 1766837@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Hahaha these are too funny.</p> <p>Washington state, "The harassing of Bigfoot, Sasquatch or other undiscovered subspecies is a felony punishable by a fine and/or imprisonment." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/are-there-any-absurd-laws-in-your-state#post-1766831 Fri, 18 Jul 2014 05:06:30 +0000 Dandelion 1766831@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.</p> <p>Well, there goes that plan. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/are-there-any-absurd-laws-in-your-state#post-1766812 Fri, 18 Jul 2014 02:54:44 +0000 BabyMats 1766812@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ear </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/are-there-any-absurd-laws-in-your-state#post-1766592 Thu, 17 Jul 2014 22:11:15 +0000 MamaPhoenix 1766592@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>In Canada<br /> In Saskatchewan: It is illegal for an obese woman to wear shorts while fishing<br /> In Winnipeg: It is against the law to go naked in your own home, if you leave the blinds up.<br /> In Calgary: it is unlawful to throw snowballs without the authorization of the mayor.<br /> In British Columbia: It is illegal to kill a Sasquatch or Bigfoot, if one is ever found.<br /> In Ontario (Windsor): It is LEGAL for women to go topless outside in public. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/are-there-any-absurd-laws-in-your-state#post-1766587 Thu, 17 Jul 2014 22:09:15 +0000 MediaNaranja 1766587@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>What did old-timey lawmakers have against ice cream?!</p> <p>In my (landlocked) state it is illegal to hunt whales. Also, a husband is responsible for any crime committed by his wife in his presence. His I'll bring hubs with me if I ever want to rob a bank, haha. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/are-there-any-absurd-laws-in-your-state#post-1766578 Thu, 17 Jul 2014 22:06:10 +0000 Boheme 1766578@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>You may not lasso a fish. </p> <p>It is illegal to shoot any game from your vehicle, except whales. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/are-there-any-absurd-laws-in-your-state#post-1766575 Thu, 17 Jul 2014 22:03:14 +0000 AngelicOne 1766575@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>You may not have more than two dildos in a house. (There goes my fun hahaha)</p> <p>Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/are-there-any-absurd-laws-in-your-state#post-1766508 Thu, 17 Jul 2014 21:35:26 +0000 Espion 1766508@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Oatmeal: @Danizaur: LOL! </p> [attach=3600/14/n8vz72.600x475.image.jpg] https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/are-there-any-absurd-laws-in-your-state#post-1766497 Thu, 17 Jul 2014 21:25:42 +0000 PurplePeony 1766497@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>The harassing of Bigfoot, Sasquatch or other undiscovered subspecies is a felony punishable by a fine and/or imprisonment.</p> <p>Hahaha. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/are-there-any-absurd-laws-in-your-state#post-1766494 Thu, 17 Jul 2014 21:24:11 +0000 PurplePumps 1766494@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder."</p> <p>Damn right! Tomatoes have no place in clam chowder!</p> <p>"A woman can not be on top in sexual activities."</p> <p>oh boy, we're in trouble! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/are-there-any-absurd-laws-in-your-state#post-1766492 Thu, 17 Jul 2014 21:23:36 +0000 Mrs. Pen 1766492@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Welllll..... safe to say I'm a criminal:</p> <p>"It is illegal to sleep naked."</p> <p>"Oral sex is prohibited." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/are-there-any-absurd-laws-in-your-state#post-1766480 Thu, 17 Jul 2014 21:19:03 +0000 yoursilverlining 1766480@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"It is illegal to park in front of Dunkin Donuts."</p> <p>Best law ever </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/are-there-any-absurd-laws-in-your-state#post-1766466 Thu, 17 Jul 2014 21:14:27 +0000 loveisstrange 1766466@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket."</p> <p>I knew that one even without looking at the site. lol. Guess I'll be drinking my beer from a keg instead. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/are-there-any-absurd-laws-in-your-state#post-1766462 Thu, 17 Jul 2014 21:12:09 +0000 mrs. bird 1766462@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>some absurd:<br /> "Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts."</p> <p>"No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car."</p> <p>"All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday"</p> <p>and some genius.... </p> <p>"Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked." (seriously, my neighbors snore with their windows open at night &amp; i have to close my windows! it makes me crazy!)</p> <p>"Bullets may not be used as currency." ('cause that would be crazy town!) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/are-there-any-absurd-laws-in-your-state#post-1766411 Thu, 17 Jul 2014 20:47:41 +0000 mrsjyw 1766411@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@lawbee11: incredible!!!! i'm really shocked. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/are-there-any-absurd-laws-in-your-state#post-1766409 Thu, 17 Jul 2014 20:47:21 +0000 lawbee11 1766409@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrsjyw: It's unconstitutional, but apparently no one has challenged it. Arkansas, Maryland, Mississippi, N. Carolina, S. Carolina, and Tennessee also ban atheists from holding public office. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/are-there-any-absurd-laws-in-your-state#post-1766407 Thu, 17 Jul 2014 20:46:51 +0000 Mrs. Taco 1766407@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My husband will be sad to find out that oral sex is illegal in Florida....but he will be furious when he realizes "men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown."</p> <p>Looks like we've got to get him a new wardrobe! :silly: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/are-there-any-absurd-laws-in-your-state#post-1766399 Thu, 17 Jul 2014 20:44:21 +0000 mrbee 1766399@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door."</p> <p>I am a law-abiding citizen when it comes to riding in the elevator! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/are-there-any-absurd-laws-in-your-state#post-1766388 Thu, 17 Jul 2014 20:40:09 +0000 Mrs. Oatmeal 1766388@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Danizaur: @Espion: </p> [attach=1612/14/n8vwno.570x371.852ebabad7d324adc5d830b28602a06b661baea22a92b1f8145032445f21.jpg] https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/are-there-any-absurd-laws-in-your-state#post-1766372 Thu, 17 Jul 2014 20:37:36 +0000 mrsjyw 1766372@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@lawbee11: HOW is that even legal?! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/are-there-any-absurd-laws-in-your-state#post-1766353 Thu, 17 Jul 2014 20:34:51 +0000 artsyfartsy 1766353@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Espion: @Mrs. Oatmeal: </p> [attach=3847/14/n8vwe4.600x544.image.jpg] https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/are-there-any-absurd-laws-in-your-state#post-1766325 Thu, 17 Jul 2014 20:31:46 +0000 Mrs. Oatmeal 1766325@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Espion: @Danizaur: Pssssht, I can push a moose out of a plane with one hand. But then again, I'm Canadian. Its how we roll. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/are-there-any-absurd-laws-in-your-state#post-1766324 Thu, 17 Jul 2014 20:31:34 +0000 artsyfartsy 1766324@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@lawbee11: For Texas that sounds like a legit law. No offense Texas. Lol </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/are-there-any-absurd-laws-in-your-state#post-1766323 Thu, 17 Jul 2014 20:31:31 +0000 rachiecakes 1766323@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"Alcoholic drink specials are illegal." - I think everyone in MA is aware of this one! </p> <p>"Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder." - honestly, if this is going to be the LAW, you might as well say "chowdah"</p> <p>"It is illegal to give beer to hospital patients." - so I guess I couldn't had had that post-baby beer at the hospital if I really wanted it! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/are-there-any-absurd-laws-in-your-state#post-1766317 Thu, 17 Jul 2014 20:30:54 +0000 lawbee11 1766317@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Atheists can't hold public office in Texas.</p> <p>ETA: This wasn't on that site, I just think it's stupid. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/are-there-any-absurd-laws-in-your-state#post-1766316 Thu, 17 Jul 2014 20:30:52 +0000 artsyfartsy 1766316@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Espion: Hahaha I meant she shot a moose out of a plane once. I wouldn't be surprised if she pushed one either. Lolol! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/are-there-any-absurd-laws-in-your-state#post-1766314 Thu, 17 Jul 2014 20:30:17 +0000 Espion 1766314@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Danizaur: I try not to keep up with that lady :p But I'd be impressed if she pushed a live moose out of a plane! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/are-there-any-absurd-laws-in-your-state#post-1766309 Thu, 17 Jul 2014 20:29:51 +0000 Mrs. Oatmeal 1766309@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>In Ontario, you can't pay for a 50 cent item with pennies<br /> You can't paint a ladder, because it will be slippery when wet.<br /> If you have a water trough in your front yard, it has to be filled by 5am.<br /> There's a street in Ottawa called Bank St - its illegal to eat icecream on Bank St on a Sunday. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/are-there-any-absurd-laws-in-your-state#post-1766304 Thu, 17 Jul 2014 20:29:15 +0000 artsyfartsy 1766304@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Espion: didn't Sarah Palin do that? </p>