https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Fri, 07 Aug 2026 17:26:09 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/back-to-school-funnies#post-2896198 Fri, 06 Sep 2019 08:20:13 +0000 josina 2896198@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mommy Finger: lol. Luckily DS decided he'd wait till he's old like mom and dad till he starts kissing. :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/back-to-school-funnies#post-2896180 Thu, 05 Sep 2019 21:02:18 +0000 Mommy Finger 2896180@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@josina: I was just playing a "what did you do at school today" with my 4yo where I ask if he did something like coloring, playing outside etc. and then he answers. I usually follow it up with something silly and I asked if he had a lot of kisses at school and planted some kisses on his cheek. After giggling for a bit, he got very serious and told me "no, mama, we are NOT allowed to kiss anyone at school". Now I'm very glad for that rule but his reaction was just hilarious. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/back-to-school-funnies#post-2896161 Thu, 05 Sep 2019 15:53:12 +0000 josina 2896161@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Great thread idea. </p> <p>DS just started preschool. His first day he said he made a friend, but couldn't remember his name. He also asked me who he was going to marry, and I asked him if there were any cute girls in his class, he said "Yes, there are. When can I kiss them?". </p> <p>He was also BEGGING to go to bed at 6, he wanted to skip dinner and go straight to bed. First time I've been able to use bedtime as a reward! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/back-to-school-funnies#post-2896159 Thu, 05 Sep 2019 14:55:44 +0000 BadgerMom 2896159@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We had family pictures after DS's first day of Kindergarten. Bad planning on my part, he was all over the place during the session. At one point I think I must have said, "I think you forgot your listening ears back at school." Later after the session I said, "You were not a very good listener during pictures today, where were your listening ears?" DS responded, "I left them at school today, don't worry I'll bring them home tomorrow." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/back-to-school-funnies#post-2896153 Thu, 05 Sep 2019 13:50:12 +0000 Ajsmommy 2896153@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I think most everyone is back to school now.... I just sent my oldest off to Kinder and after her first day she had quite the report.</p> <p>The one that made me LOL:<br /> "I think someone loves me, or you know has a crush on me."<br /> ME: how do you know<br /> "Every time I look at him he's looking at me like he wants to dance with me"</p> <p>Another:<br /> ME: how was recess<br /> DD: "sweaty but fun"</p> <p>And finally:<br /> "I made a friend, she's a girl"<br /> ME: what's her name<br /> "I don't know.. I'll ask next time" </p>