https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Fri, 12 Jun 2026 14:39:04 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/bathroom-rant#post-1901667 Wed, 15 Oct 2014 09:50:40 +0000 Mrs. Jump Rope 1901667@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@blackbird: paid to poop LOL that's awesome. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/bathroom-rant#post-1901665 Wed, 15 Oct 2014 09:50:09 +0000 lizzywiz 1901665@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@blackbird: paid to poop- bwhahahaha! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/bathroom-rant#post-1901651 Wed, 15 Oct 2014 09:46:07 +0000 blackbird 1901651@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Jump Rope: Yeah i don't know how many times I've had to try to go PP with a newborn on my lap going "wtf am i doing?! this is the worst thing ever!". Peaceful work poops are the best. Or, as we refer to it, "getting paid to poop" :heart: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/bathroom-rant#post-1901642 Wed, 15 Oct 2014 09:40:34 +0000 Mrs. Jump Rope 1901642@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@blackbird: I don't blame you. My first PP poop was so horrendous. I was crying with an audience and finally I had to send my husband to the pharmacy with my toddler while out newborn hung out with me in the bathroom in the rock n play. Not my finest moment buuuut it's #realmomlife </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/bathroom-rant#post-1901640 Wed, 15 Oct 2014 09:36:12 +0000 blackbird 1901640@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Jump Rope: Well, i'm at that lovely stage of pregnancy where I can spend 20-30 min in the bathroom b/c i'm constipated and in pain, and I really prefer not to have to entertain a toddler while I'm concentrating, LOL!</p> <p>I love that you taught her to sing. that's pure evil genius right there. </p> <p>@lizzywiz: I've totally had little kids do that to me before. The mom is always horrified but it's hilarious. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/bathroom-rant#post-1901623 Wed, 15 Oct 2014 09:26:58 +0000 LBee 1901623@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@lizzywiz: I just died laughing. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/bathroom-rant#post-1901619 Wed, 15 Oct 2014 09:23:25 +0000 .twist. 1901619@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@lizzywiz: O.M.G. That is amazing AND embarrassing! I seriously just lol'd at my desk. I'm quite sure that will be my kid. hahaha </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/bathroom-rant#post-1901611 Wed, 15 Oct 2014 09:20:26 +0000 lizzywiz 1901611@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@.twist.: LO just peeked under the stall at a public restroom for the first time and shouted, "NEW FRIEND!"<br /> it was awesome. Maybe not so much for our stall neighbor. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/bathroom-rant#post-1901600 Wed, 15 Oct 2014 09:15:54 +0000 .twist. 1901600@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Jump Rope: no wai. That is so perfect. haha I just taught L to peek under the door.... maybe not the best choice. ;) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/bathroom-rant#post-1901539 Wed, 15 Oct 2014 08:54:43 +0000 Mrs. Jump Rope 1901539@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@blackbird: I always go with the door open because the second I step into the bathroom, there is always some kind of major crisis, like Chloe can't find Barbies shoe. It's become such a habit that even if she's not home, or she's asleep, I still pee with the door open. So now my husband will come in and talk to me, which irritates the ever loving shit out of me because hello! can I be alone for thirty seconds?</p> <p>But rather than, you know, close and lock the door, I've trained Chloe to sing "do you want to build a snowman?" To daddy every time he uses the bathroom. </p> <p>Muhahaha. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/bathroom-rant#post-1901523 Wed, 15 Oct 2014 08:46:49 +0000 lizzywiz 1901523@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Mine is 2.5, won't let me go alone, and likes to very officially hand me the toilet paper. And she makes me say 'thank you." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/bathroom-rant#post-1901142 Tue, 14 Oct 2014 19:55:47 +0000 blackbird 1901142@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Tanjowen: E is 18 months and does this to me now. Yesterday she barged in on DH while he was doing his business and I wanted to yell HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/bathroom-rant#post-1901137 Tue, 14 Oct 2014 19:54:20 +0000 Tanjowen 1901137@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My best friend sent me a picture the other day of her 2 year old's hand sticking underneath the bathroom door while she was trying to pee. Everytime she goes into the bathroom, the baby comes to find her and bangs on the door :) It made me laugh because it reminded me of a cat sticking their paw underneath the door to play. </p> <p>And I only laugh because I know my time is coming... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/bathroom-rant#post-1901074 Tue, 14 Oct 2014 18:43:40 +0000 Mrs. Lemon-Lime 1901074@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@JMOM: oh, well sounds like you are in the shadow phase :happy: maybe she would rather go with you and keep you company. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/bathroom-rant#post-1901072 Tue, 14 Oct 2014 18:38:51 +0000 JMOM 1901072@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Lemon-Lime: No, it's not traumatic, there is no hint of worry in her voice. It's just, "Mom, Mom, Mom,", repeat about 50 times. I guess I'll have to keep her alerted to my whereabouts at all times so she'll stop. :wink: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/bathroom-rant#post-1901064 Tue, 14 Oct 2014 18:31:34 +0000 Mrs. Lemon-Lime 1901064@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@JMOM: does she know where you are? Just thinking out loud, but if you disappeared and she has no clue where you went or if you plan to return that may be traumatic for her. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/bathroom-rant#post-1901059 Tue, 14 Oct 2014 18:29:06 +0000 JMOM 1901059@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My 5 year old starts yelling for me as soon as I get into the bathroom - I'm usually 2 floors away so she can't hear me when I try to answer. I went to the bathroom 3 times (that I can remember) on Saturday and it happened EVERY SINGLE TIME. She just did it again. Sigh.<br /> Rant over </p>