https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Sun, 10 May 2026 10:07:24 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cooking-a-baby#post-23358 Mon, 28 Nov 2011 20:41:20 +0000 runsyellowlites 23358@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Lozza: I thought your friend's respons was hilarious... DH on the other hand looked at me kinda weird and said<br /> "sounds more like she swallowed a whole bunch..."</p> <p>LOL </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cooking-a-baby#post-23277 Mon, 28 Nov 2011 18:03:23 +0000 junebugmama 23277@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I say all kinds of strange things. "I've been implanted with an alien being", "I'm harboring a fruit basket" (I think the fruit references are funny), and DH always says that I'm "carrying his demon seed" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cooking-a-baby#post-23267 Mon, 28 Nov 2011 17:43:56 +0000 Wondermommy 23267@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Lozza: "Sperm poisoning" Rotfl! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cooking-a-baby#post-23202 Mon, 28 Nov 2011 16:49:59 +0000 CameronsMomma 23202@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Cooking an infant is mostly used, cooking the baby or something similar slips out as well. Today though I was complaining I was too hot, and I had said something about it not being my fault I was hatching a child... that's probably my favourite so far. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cooking-a-baby#post-22865 Mon, 28 Nov 2011 11:19:13 +0000 cyndistar3 22865@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Idk if it's odd but I always say im producing a crib midget. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cooking-a-baby#post-22839 Mon, 28 Nov 2011 10:47:54 +0000 Rubies 22839@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I used the term "cooking"- people thought it was hilarious. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cooking-a-baby#post-22814 Mon, 28 Nov 2011 10:17:40 +0000 Lozza 22814@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>A friend of mine had awful morning sickness and when people asked her what was wrong, she used to tell them "sperm poisoning." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cooking-a-baby#post-22792 Mon, 28 Nov 2011 09:53:54 +0000 tequiero21 22792@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>not really creative here. just say bun in the oven. lol. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cooking-a-baby#post-22782 Mon, 28 Nov 2011 09:36:05 +0000 Wondermommy 22782@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Haha, I called him 'the alien' a few times, lol. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cooking-a-baby#post-22773 Mon, 28 Nov 2011 09:22:39 +0000 mediagirl 22773@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I'm just saying we're expecting another family member. We're soooo boring!!! I look forward to hearing what other people say. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cooking-a-baby#post-22686 Mon, 28 Nov 2011 01:13:38 +0000 Boogs 22686@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I used to say that I was "growing a person" and said it pretty often lol. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cooking-a-baby#post-22679 Mon, 28 Nov 2011 00:42:28 +0000 MsMini 22679@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I often refer to my pregnancy as "growing a tiny human", or "supporting a parasite" (mostly when I am super sick). </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cooking-a-baby#post-22675 Mon, 28 Nov 2011 00:33:57 +0000 Mrs. D 22675@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>What are some interesting things or ways you've described carrying your child?</p> <p>I've said I'm cooking or baking a baby, and I've also said I'm growing a human being.</p> <p>Have you said anything odd about carrying your baby? </p>