https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Fri, 24 Apr 2026 05:17:25 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cutefunny-things-your-kid-is-saying/page/2#post-2194946 Mon, 01 Jun 2015 06:54:49 +0000 travellingbee 2194946@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh man, there are tons but one that always cracks me up is that for some reason he calls honking the car horn, popping horn. So the other day when the garbage truck came, (he sits with daddy outside waiting for it because it's the most exciting part of the week!) he came running in to me to say, "Momma, dumper truck pop horn to me!!" All grins and pride! So cute! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cutefunny-things-your-kid-is-saying/page/2#post-2194911 Mon, 01 Jun 2015 03:42:24 +0000 Cherrybee 2194911@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>E has so many right now! </p> <p>She has started saying "I scusting!" (I'm disgusting) and then spitting or taking food out of her mouth or doing something generally revolting. "I scusting, mummy". </p> <p>Yesterday, she had me in stitches. She told me: "Poo. Stinky poo". I was in the middle of something so I didn't take her up to change her straight away... then she wailed "I smell", with the saddest face ever! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cutefunny-things-your-kid-is-saying/page/2#post-2194909 Mon, 01 Jun 2015 00:40:34 +0000 Snowybreeze 2194909@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"I smell something, somebody farted"<br /> "uh oh, I leaked"<br /> "I don't like the train, so many people looking at me"<br /> "Your hair not orange anymore, it's black" (I told her yesterday I used orange scent shampoo)<br /> "Good morning! It's not good night"<br /> "I love you, I love ba too"<br /> "Oh no, what is this?" (Pointing to my mole. I told her it's ok, pimples are the ones that hurt like a boo boo. So she now says "this is mole, this is boo boo *pointing to a pimple if I happen to have one.)<br /> "I want new one" (when her bottle of milk is not full or cold to her liking)<br /> Currently trying to potty train her "uh oh, what's happening?" After we put a diaper on for the night and she peed, she thought she caused an accident again, confused that she's wearing a diaper vs. Not wearing one.</p> <p>Ah! we have so many more cute phrases but memory can't keep up. We moved a year ago and I bought a book to keep track of her phrases, yet to find it in our boxes, might need to order another one. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cutefunny-things-your-kid-is-saying/page/2#post-2192683 Thu, 28 May 2015 19:53:05 +0000 MrsStar 2192683@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LO went through a week of falling over every day about a month ago and was constantly grazing her knees.<br /> So these days when LO2 kicks in my belly or moves and it hurts I say ouch.<br /> Lo: are you ok mummy?<br /> Me: Yeah I'm ok, the baby moved and it hurt<br /> Lo: but your knee, is your knee ok?</p> <p>makes me laugh every time! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cutefunny-things-your-kid-is-saying/page/2#post-2192661 Thu, 28 May 2015 19:40:08 +0000 sorrycharlie 2192661@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Pen: Hahaha! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cutefunny-things-your-kid-is-saying/page/2#post-2192585 Thu, 28 May 2015 18:55:09 +0000 bisous 2192585@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My LO's bday was earlier this week. She sang herself happy birthday....but just the "happy birthday to you!" part continuously for like 3 mins. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cutefunny-things-your-kid-is-saying/page/2#post-2192543 Thu, 28 May 2015 18:35:25 +0000 FannyMae 2192543@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>currently DD is telling people that "mumma has a baby in her tummy, and when it rumbles she does vomit. but she's feel better now!!".</p> <p>also, she's been running around randomly yelling BOOOYAAA!! after seeing it on sesame street. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cutefunny-things-your-kid-is-saying/page/2#post-2192238 Thu, 28 May 2015 14:55:25 +0000 pregnantbee 2192238@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>There are so many, but here's one of my favorites from my almost 3 yo:</p> <p>LO: I love veggies!<br /> Me: What's your favorite?<br /> LO: MEAT!</p> <p>If I think of others I'll post again. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cutefunny-things-your-kid-is-saying/page/2#post-2192227 Thu, 28 May 2015 14:52:01 +0000 plantains 2192227@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@bunnylove08: this is hilarious!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cutefunny-things-your-kid-is-saying/page/2#post-2192225 Thu, 28 May 2015 14:51:40 +0000 plantains 2192225@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs Green Grass: gah, adorable! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cutefunny-things-your-kid-is-saying/page/2#post-2192150 Thu, 28 May 2015 14:15:59 +0000 Mamaof2 2192150@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Pen: I know! I want to go back thru the baby book and find stuff I wrote down just to make quotes :happy: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cutefunny-things-your-kid-is-saying/page/2#post-2192140 Thu, 28 May 2015 14:10:05 +0000 Mrs. Pen 2192140@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mamaof2: oh this app is amazing!!! I love it! </p> [attach=1597/15/np2qkt.600x600.image.jpg] https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cutefunny-things-your-kid-is-saying/page/2#post-2192129 Thu, 28 May 2015 14:04:44 +0000 catlady 2192129@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LO calls some animals by the sounds they make, including monkeys ("ooh ooh ah ah"). We happen to have a cat named Monkey, so she calls him "Ooh ooh".</p> <p>She also calls glasses "eyes". </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cutefunny-things-your-kid-is-saying/page/2#post-2192114 Thu, 28 May 2015 13:58:52 +0000 littlebug 2192114@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@lovehoneybee: Ha ha. D always cheers for me when I go pee. "Yay! Good job, Mommy! You pee-pee in the potty!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cutefunny-things-your-kid-is-saying#post-2192113 Thu, 28 May 2015 13:58:41 +0000 bunnylove08 2192113@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Ah another one</p> <p>DH : (road rage talk)<br /> A: Daddy calm down. Take a deep breath. better? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cutefunny-things-your-kid-is-saying#post-2192106 Thu, 28 May 2015 13:57:09 +0000 2PeasinaPod 2192106@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs Green Grass: Haha...I love this! Anytime I see DS mimicking his dad, it totally melts my heart!</p> <p>@Truth Bombs: This is awesome too!!</p> <p>This morning, LO was up before DH left for work. He gave him a kiss goodbye and said, "Be CAREFUL Daddy!" I must say that a lot :silly: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cutefunny-things-your-kid-is-saying#post-2192097 Thu, 28 May 2015 13:53:31 +0000 tinyperson 2192097@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@daniellemybelle: My LO does the same thing when she puts her doll in the grocery cart - she usually puts a blanket over top of her and then ducks down and looks up at the baby and says "ok baby?" :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cutefunny-things-your-kid-is-saying#post-2192020 Thu, 28 May 2015 13:26:08 +0000 Truth Bombs 2192020@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs Green Grass: My LO takes my husband's blue tooth headset that he uses for work, puts it on, and tells us "I'm closing some deals". It cracks us up! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cutefunny-things-your-kid-is-saying#post-2192009 Thu, 28 May 2015 13:21:46 +0000 daniellemybelle 2192009@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh, here's another one I love. When anything happens to one of her dolls - they fall over or whatever - she always goes, "You okay?" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cutefunny-things-your-kid-is-saying#post-2192003 Thu, 28 May 2015 13:19:22 +0000 daniellemybelle 2192003@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@oliviaoblivia: LOL! She's never going to get through the song, poor thing! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cutefunny-things-your-kid-is-saying#post-2191995 Thu, 28 May 2015 13:16:56 +0000 daniellemybelle 2191995@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@prettylizy: LOL! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cutefunny-things-your-kid-is-saying#post-2191994 Thu, 28 May 2015 13:16:45 +0000 daniellemybelle 2191994@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mediagirl: I know! &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3 Every time she says, "Come 'ere, Daddy!" I just explode, haha. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cutefunny-things-your-kid-is-saying#post-2191972 Thu, 28 May 2015 13:10:38 +0000 Mrs Green Grass 2191972@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@plantains: so sweet! D will often say "Oh wow! Amazing!" when we show him new things. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cutefunny-things-your-kid-is-saying#post-2191968 Thu, 28 May 2015 13:09:50 +0000 Mrs Green Grass 2191968@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@2PeasinaPod: You reminded me of a new one, Pretending to have a phone, he says "What up?" OMG - mimicking his Dad. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cutefunny-things-your-kid-is-saying#post-2191781 Thu, 28 May 2015 11:29:38 +0000 HLK208 2191781@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@lovehoneybee: that's so cute! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cutefunny-things-your-kid-is-saying#post-2191777 Thu, 28 May 2015 11:28:19 +0000 Pirouette 2191777@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>-Yesterday she let out a huge fart, pointed to her butt and said "BUUUUURP!" while giggling.<br /> -Every time she drops something, or knocks something over, she either shakes her head and says "no worries!" or she puts her hands on her head and says "ay yai yai!" it's too cute.<br /> -SPOILER ALERT IF YOU HAVE NO SEEN FROZEN! at the end when anna freezes, she puts her hands to her chest and says "chilly!"</p> <p>and about a million others. she makes me laugh all day long when i'm around her, and she's not even speaking sentences yet! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cutefunny-things-your-kid-is-saying#post-2191775 Thu, 28 May 2015 11:27:54 +0000 HLK208 2191775@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@prettylizy: HAHAHA! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cutefunny-things-your-kid-is-saying#post-2191772 Thu, 28 May 2015 11:27:11 +0000 plantains 2191772@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DD will be 3 next month and now says the funniest things. Her vocabulary is out of control. Yesterday morning when she woke up:</p> <p>Me: Good morning Lara, how are you feeling?<br /> Lara: Absolutely fabulous! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cutefunny-things-your-kid-is-saying#post-2191770 Thu, 28 May 2015 11:26:18 +0000 tinyperson 2191770@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@oliviaoblivia: I guess you know it's sinking in -- so cute! </p> <p>This morning LO was playing with her baby and asked me what happened to her hair. I explained that the baby didn't have any yet, and she looked at baby and said "you can have some of mine, I have yots!" She's also been letting me know (in a way that makes it sound like a huge favour) that "you can pick X up" when she's dropped something and I've asked her to pick it up :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/cutefunny-things-your-kid-is-saying#post-2191768 Thu, 28 May 2015 11:24:57 +0000 HLK208 2191768@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>E drank some water and started coughing then said, "it went down the wrong tunnel" (instead of pipe) haha</p> <p>The the other day on our bike ride, some guy did the rock on sign to B and B looked very uncomfortable. After he passed, B whispered to me, "why did that guy say I love you to me?" (The rock on sign and I love you do look similar, lol) </p>