https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Sat, 25 Apr 2026 23:54:33 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/describe-your-worst-date-ever/page/2#post-1079621 Wed, 11 Sep 2013 13:37:01 +0000 banana 1079621@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@swurlygurl: Stalkers are so creepy! Hilarious that you were saving all of that documentation though! lol</p> <p>@spinningry: Yeah, that sounds like a horrible first date. Too bad since he was so hot!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/describe-your-worst-date-ever/page/2#post-1079458 Wed, 11 Sep 2013 12:53:22 +0000 spinningry 1079458@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>In high school I went on a date with a hot hot hottie that was home from college visiting his grandma . Well we are out in the country and decide to go four wheeling, even though it is freezing cold. Several miles up the canyon, the four wheeler breaks down and we have no cell phone service; thus, meaning we have to walk all the way back to town. Not knowing that we would be roughing it, I had got all dolled up and definetly did not have walking shoes on. The only thing that made the cold walk down the mountain worth it was the hot guy and some making out. We make it back to town and get his grandpas truck and head back up the mountain to pick up the four wheeler. Half way up, the damn truck RUNS OUT OF GAS. This is where the water works start because at this point I am realizing it is the worst date ever and we are going to have to walk down the mountain AGAIN. He made me stay there and jogged down and somehow got service before making it to town and called his uncle to come pick us up. By this time it was at least 1 a.m., on a school night none the less.</p> <p>Needless to say, it was traumatic. We never talked again. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/describe-your-worst-date-ever/page/2#post-1079276 Wed, 11 Sep 2013 12:11:20 +0000 swurlygurl 1079276@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh man, I am dying of laughter at work! Some of these are pure crazy.</p> <p>I only ever had one random date, and it turned into a nightmare. He turned into an almost legit stalker. I was getting close to contacting someone about it.</p> <p>We met on Facebook my freshman year in college, because we were both in KS from San Diego (probably the only two people to ever do that). We met up on campus for a bowling event or something similar. From that point on he started sending me Facebook messages about how in love he was. I never responded (I was getting 2-3 a day!), so he started stalking some of my friends to ask them about me. I saved all the letters on a document (in case I was going to need evidence), but I lost it unfortunately. It was pretty funny to read after he eventually went away. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/describe-your-worst-date-ever/page/2#post-1079195 Wed, 11 Sep 2013 11:45:07 +0000 banana 1079195@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@deerylou: Uhhh yeah, I think I would have laughed in his face!</p> <p>@rachiecakes: He made out with another girl?? What in the world. It's so ridiculous in hindsight and I can't believe we went out with jerks like this!</p> <p>@Espion: That sounds like it would be a realllly interesting story. haha</p> <p>@grizz: Ahhhh. The fake "I gotta go because my friend needs me" routine. Works every time!</p> <p>@nana87: EwwWWWwww. Creepy!! He sounds like a potential stalker type! </p> <p>@mrsjazz: OMG. Loser! I've had a guy pull that on me once. He "forgot" to bring his wallet. I believed him at first until I ran into another girl that he went out on a date with. And he coincidentally forgot his wallet on that date too. UGH.</p> <p>@SugarplumsMom: What? Powder in the mail? How did we meet these crazy psychos? I wonder what he's up to nowadays. hahaha</p> <p>@mediagirl: ew ew ew. Creepy kiss!! And I can't believe he ordered for you. So rude!</p> <p>@Orvis18: I wonder if he's in jail today!</p> <p>@Happygal: He was a psych major? That's scary.</p> <p>@mamimami: I know! I can't believe some of us (*raising hand*) continued to see some of these psychos. So young...so naiive. Kinda scares me for what's in store for my daughter though! =\</p> <p>@LuLu Mom: PUAHAHAHA! Team America World Police? Oh my....</p> <p>@Mrs.Ham: After dates like that, do you wonder "What did I ever see in this guy?" I've had mad crushes on guys for the longest time. And then I'll hang out with them and realize that they're complete bozos.</p> <p>@pui: I would've been so disappointed. Especially for a 2 year anniversary! My BF of 3 years took me to Chuck E Cheese once for my birthday and I cried the whole time. I thought he had something magical planned for me because he said it was a fun and special surprise and that it was going to be sun fun. I thought we were going away on a trip or something. Nope. Ended up spending my birthday around a bunch of screaming kids.</p> <p>@mrs. wagon: OMG that's awesome!! I loved your twist at the end. Wagon Sr owes you for the rest of his life!!! :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/describe-your-worst-date-ever#post-1079028 Wed, 11 Sep 2013 10:37:48 +0000 Cherrybee 1079028@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Happygal: That is hilarious!!! Ba-hahaha! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/describe-your-worst-date-ever#post-1078914 Wed, 11 Sep 2013 10:09:48 +0000 mrs. wagon 1078914@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@wheres_c: haha! I'm a very forgiving person!! AND he said I could hold it over him for the rest of our lives, so... ;) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/describe-your-worst-date-ever#post-1078818 Wed, 11 Sep 2013 09:47:11 +0000 wheres_c 1078818@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrs. wagon: whhaaaaat? How did he get his way out of that? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/describe-your-worst-date-ever#post-1078643 Wed, 11 Sep 2013 09:11:37 +0000 pui 1078643@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My highschool boyfriend took me to Pizza Hut for our 2nd year anniversary. It wasn't THAT bad, but I was expected something a bit better for 2 years especially since he made it sound like he had something awesome planned. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/describe-your-worst-date-ever#post-1078604 Wed, 11 Sep 2013 09:03:02 +0000 BananaPancakes 1078604@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Happygal: I love this one! I would have died. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/describe-your-worst-date-ever#post-1078531 Wed, 11 Sep 2013 08:38:53 +0000 mrs. wagon 1078531@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Haha I love this thread!!</p> <p>I haven't been on too many dates, but the summer before my senior year of college I was determined to get a boyfriend (didn't want to graduate college without having ever had a serious boyfriend!) so I agreed to 3 dates with guys I was friendly with. I was in a different city for the summer so they were all guys I met in real life but communicated with online from afar until then.</p> <p>Date #1: We meet at a mall, eat dinner at an Applebee's type place, he gives me a CD signed FOR me from my favorite artist (he had gone to her concert and gotten her to sign the CD for me). Super cool. The bill comes, he takes it and looks at it, and says "ok so should we split this?" Ok fine, I do not mind going dutch at all (or even paying) but at least he could have offered to pay. I don't let it get to me but we don't go out again. He's a sweet nice guy but there was no chemistry.</p> <p>Date #2: This guy is really into me, telling me how beautiful I am, we look good together, etc etc. We walk along a pier and he shows me constellations and talks about how beautiful the stars are. Kinda sappy but whatever, I guess it's nice. He tells me he's taking me to his favorite restaurant. It's this Chinese seafood restaurant, nothing fancy, but the food is good. We have a nice dinner. Then the bill comes. He picks it up, looks at it, then hands it to me, excuses himself and goes to the bathroom! I literally sat there with the bill in my hand, frozen, thinking "I guess he wants me to pay"! After I paid for the (really cheap, and again, I don't mind paying, but I like for the guy to AT LEAST offer and put up a fight) dinner, he takes me to his friend's house where a bunch of guys are hanging out. I sit on a couch making chit chat with one guy who doesn't really appear to know anyone either, while the other guys all hang out and talk. Eventually I tell the guy I am going home and I make my way out of there and home on my own. I left a bag with stuff I had bought earlier that day at the apartment in my hurry to get out... and never got it back. It was a scarf and a CD and I still get upset thinking about how I lost those!!</p> <p>Date #3: By now I'm pretty steamed at the state of men these days and how my willingness to go on these dates with guys I'm not even really interested in has panned out so badly for me... but I'm pretty excited about this third guy. He's so cute, so nice on the phone and seems really sweet. We set up a time and place to meet (he plans to call and leave a voicemail while I'm at work with the location to meet him for dinner after I'm done) and HE NEVER SHOWS UP. I wait around for hours and call his phone over and over, but it keeps going straight to voicemail (and his voicemail box is full so I can't leave a message). Finally I go home. Two days later I see him online and he doesn't message me. I message him, playing dumb, and he proceeds to tell me he's going back to his school campus the next morning at 8am. I say something to the extent of "you know we were supposed to meet up on Monday?" and he responds "oh yeah, right, uhh.." and proceeds with three or four excuses as to why he couldn't meet up, and his phone was broken, etc etc etc. </p> <p>Big surprise twist ending?? Date #3 was Wagon Sr. ...!!! :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/describe-your-worst-date-ever#post-1078526 Wed, 11 Sep 2013 08:37:31 +0000 Mrs.Someone 1078526@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Love this thread! I don't have anything wonderful to add (thankfully) but I'm enjoying the laughs :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/describe-your-worst-date-ever#post-1078469 Wed, 11 Sep 2013 08:13:56 +0000 Mrs.Ham 1078469@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I honestly didn't go on many dates before DH - but this one has to be the worst. There was a guy in college I had totally been crushing on. He finally asked me out on a group date, and I was totally excited. From the moment the date started, he was super akward. We went to a haunted corn maze, and instead of sticking with me, he kept sneaking up on me! Then, at the end, he picked me up and gave me the weirdest hug ever. We wound up going to a bonfire - and he wouldn't. shut. up. I got so sick of listening to him, I left the bonfire to go spend time with my brother! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/describe-your-worst-date-ever#post-1078456 Wed, 11 Sep 2013 08:05:22 +0000 LuLu Mom 1078456@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Hmmm worst date was probably in college, the guy seemed nice and we met when we were country dancing and had some muteral friends. We went to dinner at an Italian place and I got chicken alfredo, couldn't finish it all and he was mad about it (I felt like my dad was scolding me) and then we went to a movie and he choose "Team America World Police." Seriously the puppet movie, it was awful. He called and called afterwards and wouldn't take a hint. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/describe-your-worst-date-ever#post-1078411 Wed, 11 Sep 2013 07:43:55 +0000 mamimami 1078411@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>These are awesome. The thing that strikes me is how most of them are from when we were so young that we just sat there through all of this ridiculousness! I'd like to think that today if I were single and in the same situation, I'd be out the door at the first weird moment. So congrats to all of us on our growth since then hahaha </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/describe-your-worst-date-ever#post-1078372 Wed, 11 Sep 2013 07:25:09 +0000 Happygal 1078372@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>These are great and make me so glad I'm not single and dating anymore!</p> <p>I had been on a few dates with this guy, which had been mainly normal. He asked if we could hang out one night, and here's how it went down:</p> <p>*Guy has me pick him up. He's waiting outside, smoking a corn cob pipe.</p> <p>*We go to Wal-Mart so he can buy new underwear. </p> <p>*We go to the Waffle House because he's hungry. While he eats (I do not), he tells me about a therapy he's going to pioneer where one spouse performs oral sex while the other is driving and something about communication. </p> <p>*We go back to his apartment. He goes into his bedroom, comes out with just his new WalMart undies on, and struts around like a chicken in his living room, asking me if I like it. I remain seated on the couch with my winter parka zipped allllll the way up.</p> <p>The worse part? I continued to see this guy for a few more weeks! In my defense, he was really cute, spoke beautiful Spanish (parents from Cuba), athletic, a beekeeper, and getting his PhD in psychology. I was convinced he was doing experiments on me to see how I would react. One night I was out and listening to a girl share a story about some weirdo she had gone on dates with, and I realized it was the same person. We bonded and she told me all sorts of crazy stuff about it. Kind of scary thinking he's out there counseling people now. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/describe-your-worst-date-ever#post-1078360 Wed, 11 Sep 2013 07:21:39 +0000 bushelandapeck 1078360@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>haha...I love this thread. I am sorry to say I have had quite a few bad dates but this one was the worst.<br /> In college, I went on a date with a guy I met at a bar a few nights earlier. I was smart enough to ask my roomate go along with me, just in case there was something weird. He proceeded to get drunk and then ask/demand to stay at our apartment for the night instead of driving home. I said no and asked him to leave, which he did. In the morning, I woke up to dozens of phone calls and text messages to please call him. Turns out he had been pulled over on the way home for having some illegal lights on his Jeep (should've been a red flag for me) and was in jail waiting to be bailed out! He had an expired license so they impounded his car and I had to drive him from jail to pick it up at a local garage. Needless to say, I never heard from him again.... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/describe-your-worst-date-ever#post-1078330 Wed, 11 Sep 2013 07:09:11 +0000 BananaPancakes 1078330@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>These are amazing. Makes me thankful I never had to date past high school. </p> <p>Though @winniebee, I have a very similar story from college. So so awkward. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/describe-your-worst-date-ever#post-1078235 Wed, 11 Sep 2013 05:01:31 +0000 mediagirl 1078235@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I went on a date (that I drove an hour and a half to get to) with a groomsman in my friends wedding that I was going to be a bridesmaid in. The dinner was nice enough and he paid, it was just little things like:<br /> He ordered for me and said, "the lady will have..."<br /> The dinner he ordered FOR me had calamari in it which I didn't like yet. I ended up tossing the calamari into the river.<br /> After dinner, I wanted to swing on the swingset outside. He took that to mean I wanted him to stand behind the swing, lean over me and kiss me from behind. It was, hands down, the creepiest kiss I have ever received. </p> <p>We didn't go on any more dates but in July, before the wedding, the bridal party was at the beach and he got so drunk, he projectile vomited. All. Over. Me. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/describe-your-worst-date-ever#post-1078234 Wed, 11 Sep 2013 04:49:32 +0000 mediagirl 1078234@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Espion: Bahahaha!<br /> @mrsjazz: I love your use of the word tragically in your story. :-) What a tool.<br /> @grizz: ewwwww!!!<br /> @banana: that's awful! The only saving grace is at least he didn't puke on you!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/describe-your-worst-date-ever#post-1078226 Wed, 11 Sep 2013 04:23:54 +0000 SugarplumsMom 1078226@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I went on a blind date, but it was more like the first time meeting a guy that a mutual friend set up. We kind of knew each other as we've spoken on the phone and emailed each other. </p> <p>He drives down to meet me and we meet at a public place near my house so we can take my car while I show him around town. Instantaneously, I knew I wasn't interested in him - he looked nothing like his picture and lied about his height and pretty much everything else, but I wanted to be nice and show him around town anyway. Maybe we can be friends?</p> <p>So I drive around showing him some touristy spots and we end up picking a place to eat afterwards. Then says something along the lines about if I'm the type of person that just goes by looks. What? I was thrown off because we were laughing and having a seemingly good time, and all the sudden he gets so serious and why phrase it like that? So then I tell him that I'd like to be friends.</p> <p>He goes NUTS! Calling me shallow and I think he even started to call me names! It happened to fast! I didn't really have time to react. He kept going off so I didn't have time to get angry. It was nuts. I said have a nice life and took off! I could not believe my "friend" set me up with such a psycho! It was supposed to be his gf's friend but OMG, talk about cray cray! I think he might have even tried sending me some scary powder in the mail afterwords! Seriously cray cray! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/describe-your-worst-date-ever#post-1078220 Wed, 11 Sep 2013 03:47:13 +0000 Cherrybee 1078220@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@banana: Oh my word, how awful!!! </p> <p>When I was 19, my then boyfriend (who I had been seeing for almost a year) said he'd take me out for valentines day. He met me in town and took me to McDonald's - and if thats not bad enough, he made me pay for my own!! We then went to meet his friends in a bar, who all found his little prank hilarious. I was trying to act cool and all not-bothered-by-valenties-day-anyway but the truth was Id bought a new outfit and was really excited about our first valentines. I went out with this guy for four years in total - what was I thinking?? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/describe-your-worst-date-ever#post-1078164 Wed, 11 Sep 2013 00:46:30 +0000 banana 1078164@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>These stories just brightened up my day (errr night). So hilarious!!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/describe-your-worst-date-ever#post-1078080 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 22:26:42 +0000 Mrs squirreld 1078080@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I love this thread. Thanks for making me laugh ladies :-D </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/describe-your-worst-date-ever#post-1078037 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 21:55:22 +0000 Mae 1078037@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Well... probably my worst date ever (if it was even a date?) was when I was in high school and this guy I worked with asked me to come over to his house to hang out because he didn't have a car. So I went. When I got there we hung out in the garage where he showed me the car parts he had in his garage-- which he had stolen. He then got a page (yep, a page) that he returned and had someone come by to buy a (stolen I assume) cd player off him. </p> <p>Needless to say, I did not hang out with him again. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/describe-your-worst-date-ever#post-1077997 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 21:36:03 +0000 mamimami 1077997@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Gosh I have a few...</p> <p>1. A guy who was a medical resident on an obgyn rotation. He said, "I spent my whole day with my hand up some woman's vagina!" I don't remember much more of that date.</p> <p>2. A guy who was like "meet me (meet you?!?!?!) at the movies" and stupidly I did, only to discover that he got there first and bought HIS ticket although he was nice enough to stand in line with me while I bought my ticket. And then in the movie he whipped out some snacks he brought from home and didn't even OFFER ME ANY. Cheapass.</p> <p>3. A guy who got totally totally wasted on our date, mad when I didn't want to go up to his place afterwards and who told me all hurt two days later: "you didn't even call me to say you had a good time." Unmmmmmmm </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/describe-your-worst-date-ever#post-1077984 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 21:31:03 +0000 winniebee 1077984@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>As a freshman in college a guy friend asked me to grab dinner. I assumed he meant dining hall and said yes. He apparently meant dinner out in town. I had a boyfriend from home. Sooooo awkward. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/describe-your-worst-date-ever#post-1077980 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 21:29:57 +0000 mrsjazz 1077980@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I met a model/actor online...he was very cute. He called me at work and said he wanted to take me out to lunch. We get to the restaurant and he says, "Order what you want. Have a drink!" I didn't order anything extravagant. The bill comes and he reaches in his jeans for his wallet which has tragically gone missing. "Oh, hey, babe, can you get this?" He totally played me. Nothing happened to his wallet, that loser just didn't have any money or didn't want to spend money on me. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/describe-your-worst-date-ever#post-1077969 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 21:25:42 +0000 nana87 1077969@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I once went on a blind date in college, when I was still pretty new at dating, where the guy was WAY more into it than I was, and I realized afterwards I'm much too nice/smile and nod way too often for my own good, haha! The guy turned out to be kind of a deadbeat, but nice enough so I guess that since I was polite he thought we had some major chemistry? I told him I had a paper due so needed to go home right after dinner, and he proceeded to basically stalk me home and then forcibly make out with me outside my building. I finally got away, but in the next day he sent me like 7 different voicemails/ims/texts/etc, when I had clearly told him I was busy working on a paper. I finally answered one of his calls and told him I wasn't interested, and he was like "but I already broke up with all the other girls I was dating because I thought we had something!" ooops, sorry! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/describe-your-worst-date-ever#post-1077837 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 20:22:37 +0000 Espion 1077837@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@grizz: OMG, the "oh heck no, you're not going to kiss me" moment is the worst. I developed some serious ninja moves, lol! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/describe-your-worst-date-ever#post-1077819 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 20:15:21 +0000 Boheme 1077819@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Taco: Whoaaaa! </p>