https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Thu, 09 Apr 2026 13:00:42 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/drunk-midget#post-777798 Mon, 13 May 2013 11:54:34 +0000 tororojo 777798@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I have no idea. But I hope he sobers up soon! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/drunk-midget#post-777254 Mon, 13 May 2013 08:28:04 +0000 irene 777254@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My son is 15 months. He's perfect, and of course the cutest toddler in the whole world in my eyes. ONLY IF he doesn't act like a drunk midget all the time!!!</p> <p>Drunk midget behavior includes: Stumbling and falling; when I tell him to come over he'd rather go circle around and smile at me; spits out the food slowly as if he's an ATM machine, in public; pushing his food on the floor, in a restaurant, and start yelling if I don't let him push the plate onto the floor as well; slamming loudly onto the table with his hands. Amongst many others.</p> <p>Do you feel the same? I am so tired trying to run around a drunk midget. When are they going to start getting "sober"?!! Or are they ever going to get "sober"? </p>