https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Tue, 07 Apr 2026 01:34:00 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/embarrassing-stuff-your-kid-has-said#post-2673161 Tue, 03 Jan 2017 09:22:12 +0000 Truth Bombs 2673161@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Anagram: That's spectacular. I'm pretty sure I would have died right there at the gas station.</p> <p>My daughter's was caliche embarrassing thing to stay, but it still sucked. When I was pregnant with my second I had to go out of town for the weekend for a professional training course. While I was gone my husband took our then 2.5 year old to the zoo. They were stopped to look at the Elephants and there was an overweight woman standing next to them and my LO LOUDLY announced "Daddy!!! That lady has a baby in her tummy just like mommy!!!!". She definitely did not have a baby in her tummy. I'm honestly surprised my husband didn't faint right there as he does not handle embarrassment well :shocked: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/embarrassing-stuff-your-kid-has-said#post-2673049 Mon, 02 Jan 2017 21:27:40 +0000 Chuckles 2673049@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@anagram: I'm dying laughing. That is mortifying </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/embarrassing-stuff-your-kid-has-said#post-2673039 Mon, 02 Jan 2017 21:06:12 +0000 Anagram 2673039@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My oldest just had another moment. We just had a long drive back home from Toronto-NYC, and we were at a gas station bathroom with stalls. And older woman with a walker and oxygen tank came in behind us with her daughter/caretaker and they went together into the handicapped stall. We were in the middle stall. It was totally silent.</p> <p>The lady farts loudly.</p> <p>My daughter, "Mama, that was a LOUD TOOT! Very loud!"</p> <p>me: "sh! hurry, let's wipe!'</p> <p>daughter: "I know, but that was LOUD. A VERY LOUD TOOT. That lady tooted SO LOUD. And she didn't say excuse me!"</p> <p>me: whispering in her ear: "It is not polite to talk about what other people do in the bathroom, so SHH!"</p> <p>Daughter: "But why does she need someone to help her potty? Does someone have to wipe her like you wipe me?"</p> <p>I wanted to die, basically. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/embarrassing-stuff-your-kid-has-said#post-2672893 Mon, 02 Jan 2017 13:36:25 +0000 CakeLady 2672893@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DS has a Zoe stuffed animal - from Sesame Street - she has ballet slippers that are attached. He got very agitated that he couldn't see her feet, so I googled "Sesame Street Zoe's feet" so he could see a picture. Well, a picture of Zoe in all her furry muppet-ness popped up and he exclaimed "Zoe's naked!" Several hours later, at FIL's house with a number of other family members in the room, DS says "Mommy, I want to see Zoe naked online." :shocked: He continued to ask repeatedly over the next several days... awkward. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/embarrassing-stuff-your-kid-has-said#post-2672788 Sun, 01 Jan 2017 23:54:23 +0000 youboots 2672788@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I was not embarrassed more amused. </p> <p>T at the recently reopened MOMA in SF screamed poop for a solid 5 minutes. When she saw a 3D sculpture of soil and mirrors. Patrons stared it was kind of awesome. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/embarrassing-stuff-your-kid-has-said#post-2672780 Sun, 01 Jan 2017 23:29:19 +0000 MrsLonghorn 2672780@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@SweetiePie @EMSMEMS -- i'm DYING. Those are amazing stories. What doesn't kill us makes us stronger?? :wink: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/embarrassing-stuff-your-kid-has-said#post-2672779 Sun, 01 Jan 2017 23:16:14 +0000 Mrs. Yoyo 2672779@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My first son went through a phase where he really loved clocks but could not pronounce the letter L. We were in Home Goods one day and saw a bunch of giant wall clocks and suddenly he's screaming at the top of his lungs "LOOK AT THE BIG COCKS! LOOK! MAMA! MAMA I LOVE THOSE BIG COCKS!"</p> <p>Also, the younger one, though long weaned, is very touchy-feely and still tries to put his hand down my shirt any chance he gets. The other day he very loudly told me how much he loves my "big fluffy boobs" while we were at a restaurant.</p> <p>ETA: Totally just remembered how my older one was swinging at the park a few months ago when an older gentleman happened by without a shirt on, and my son very loudly asked "Why does that guy have boobs!?!" The gentleman stopped for a split second and then picked up the pace. Oh man, I was so mortified. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/embarrassing-stuff-your-kid-has-said#post-2672664 Sun, 01 Jan 2017 12:08:45 +0000 erinbaderin 2672664@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We were out for lunch the other day when my son had to use the potty. When my husband brought him back to the table he yelled "Mommy, I pooped! And it was a BIG ONE!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/embarrassing-stuff-your-kid-has-said#post-2672661 Sun, 01 Jan 2017 11:56:53 +0000 MrsADS 2672661@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Well, nothing too bad, but my 16 month old just learned to very clearly say boobies. Lol. (We're still nursing) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/embarrassing-stuff-your-kid-has-said#post-2672655 Sun, 01 Jan 2017 11:23:30 +0000 Mrs. Champagne 2672655@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>The other day for Christmas brunch I asked DS if he could give everyone a hug or high five good bye. He pointed to my super weird cousin and yelled "not that one!!!" 😐</p> <p>This summer two ladies in sports bras jogged by us on a walk and I said hi to them. He then yelled "mom! Don't say hi to naked guys!!!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/embarrassing-stuff-your-kid-has-said#post-2672652 Sun, 01 Jan 2017 11:19:32 +0000 Foodnerd81 2672652@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Emsmems: oh. My. God. That's hilarious and mortifying. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/embarrassing-stuff-your-kid-has-said#post-2672646 Sun, 01 Jan 2017 11:02:46 +0000 Emsmems 2672646@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>When we first started potty training, my son was obsessed with his penis. We were at Target buying more big boy underwear and there were a couple employees in the aisle with carts marking stuff down. So I had to leave my son in the cart on one end and get past them to get the underwear when, to my horror, my son pulls down his pants and says "mama! I got a big penis!" (meaning an erection) and is showing everyone. I darted over there as fast as I could and got his pants up and scooted out of there!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/embarrassing-stuff-your-kid-has-said#post-2672642 Sun, 01 Jan 2017 10:56:58 +0000 Foodnerd81 2672642@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@lawbee11: the best is that they know exactly how to use it appropriately. Like c never heard me say f-ing about poop. Yet she used it correctly. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/embarrassing-stuff-your-kid-has-said#post-2672638 Sun, 01 Jan 2017 10:48:33 +0000 mrbee 2672638@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@lawbee11: haha that's epic!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/embarrassing-stuff-your-kid-has-said#post-2672625 Sun, 01 Jan 2017 10:15:19 +0000 lawbee11 2672625@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>When she was 2 we had just landed and were waiting to deplane. She looked out the window and loudly asked, "what the fuck are those other planes doing?" Luckily most of the other passengers laughed 😬 </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/embarrassing-stuff-your-kid-has-said#post-2672624 Sun, 01 Jan 2017 10:12:19 +0000 SweetiePie 2672624@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Foodnerd81: Oh my gosh hahahahaha. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/embarrassing-stuff-your-kid-has-said#post-2672623 Sun, 01 Jan 2017 10:12:07 +0000 SweetiePie 2672623@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Pancakes: it was so out of left field I was shocked. It had been days (maybe even a week) since we talked about nipples.<br /> The "big" description of them really was the cherry on top. I wanted to tell my dad "they're normal! They're normal!" 😂🤣😂 </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/embarrassing-stuff-your-kid-has-said#post-2672621 Sun, 01 Jan 2017 10:07:02 +0000 Foodnerd81 2672621@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My 3.5 yo has started dropping the F bomb. 😳 As in "g took a big f*cking poop!" Luckily it's only been at home so far. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/embarrassing-stuff-your-kid-has-said#post-2672618 Sun, 01 Jan 2017 09:52:21 +0000 Pancakes 2672618@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@SweetiePie: LOL 😂 </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/embarrassing-stuff-your-kid-has-said#post-2672593 Sun, 01 Jan 2017 01:06:25 +0000 SweetiePie 2672593@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My son and I love to play "I'm coming to get you!" And we chase each other.<br /> He's also been obsessed with nipples lately. He discovered his and asked to see my husbands and mine. he loves showing us his and counting his 2 nipples. And comparing that mine are bigger than his. All funny and cute when we're in the privacy of our own home. </p> <p>Over Christmas at my parents he came after me with his fingers wiggling like we do when we chase each other. I was standing talking to my parents and he started running his fingers up my tummy like a spider/tickle and he said in front of my dad "I'm coming to get you and your big nipples!"<br /> Mor. Ti. Fied. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/embarrassing-stuff-your-kid-has-said#post-2672592 Sun, 01 Jan 2017 00:44:04 +0000 GoGoSnoGirl 2672592@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Today on our flight home our energetic 19mo LO was standing up looking at passengers behind us waving, smiling &amp; making faces. At one point she pointed at a young couple &amp; said "monkey!". No monkeys to be seen. I think she meant the guy with a beard &amp; glasses. Awkward! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/embarrassing-stuff-your-kid-has-said#post-2672388 Sat, 31 Dec 2016 11:09:42 +0000 Eko 2672388@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LO keeps pointing at things and says "what's that". My grandfather passed away a few weeks ago and we had to bring him to the services. We were sitting front row at the wake, dead silent, and he points at the casket (closed) and says "what's that?". Pretty sure he was trying to point at all thexcept flowers around it, but still pretty embaressing. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/embarrassing-stuff-your-kid-has-said#post-2672386 Sat, 31 Dec 2016 11:04:13 +0000 808love 2672386@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Astro Bee: Yep. She was close enough to take a good look at her. Just finished washing hands side by side. (Worse yet, it was at church where I will be sure to run into her again. ) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/embarrassing-stuff-your-kid-has-said#post-2672383 Sat, 31 Dec 2016 11:00:18 +0000 Astro Bee 2672383@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@808love: Oh no! Did she say it really loud, too? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/embarrassing-stuff-your-kid-has-said#post-2672376 Sat, 31 Dec 2016 10:47:09 +0000 808love 2672376@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Mom, why is that old man in the girl's bathroom? (It was a not-so-old lady.) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/embarrassing-stuff-your-kid-has-said#post-2672282 Fri, 30 Dec 2016 23:41:02 +0000 ustechie 2672282@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Anagram: 😂😂😂 </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/embarrassing-stuff-your-kid-has-said#post-2672261 Fri, 30 Dec 2016 22:56:54 +0000 Anagram 2672261@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>There are so many. Especially when I was nursing/pumping for LO2, the older one had an obsession with my boobs and would constantly mention them.</p> <p>Once when we were in the checkout line at Target, my oldest announced loudly, "You have milk in your boobs. Mom! Mom! I SAID YOU HAVE MILK IN YOUR BOOBIES." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/embarrassing-stuff-your-kid-has-said#post-2672259 Fri, 30 Dec 2016 22:48:43 +0000 Corduroy 2672259@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My story is a hairy butt story too. DD is a little confused about anatomy down there and grooming hasn't exactly been a priority. At Christmas my DD explained to my family that I have a really hairy butt. Mortifying listening to my dad try to redirect LO and her commitment to the topic. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/embarrassing-stuff-your-kid-has-said#post-2672007 Fri, 30 Dec 2016 12:34:14 +0000 edelweiss 2672007@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>haha love these. one day i was leaving daycare with my oldest and in the hallway, with several people around, he said "mommy when we get home you have to wipe my butt." out of nowhere. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/embarrassing-stuff-your-kid-has-said#post-2671625 Thu, 29 Dec 2016 20:25:06 +0000 Boogs 2671625@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrbee: You literally have my LOL! My LO wants to know what's so funny, but not sharing this one haha.</p> <p>At a huge dinner recently my LO loudly and proudly said, "I'm a bitch!" In his defense he didn't know what he was saying, he's been practicing rhyming words lately and was trying to rhyme what someone else was saying.</p> <p>I know I have more, but that's more recent. </p>