https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Thu, 07 May 2026 06:56:23 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/euphemisms-for-sex/page/2#post-1632633 Tue, 13 May 2014 21:39:43 +0000 blackbird 1632633@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>How has nobody said "boink"? :wink: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/euphemisms-for-sex/page/2#post-1632625 Tue, 13 May 2014 21:34:41 +0000 simplyfelicity 1632625@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We call it hippideedipitty..probably from all the hip-dipping...sorry for the TMI! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/euphemisms-for-sex/page/2#post-1616251 Tue, 06 May 2014 12:21:11 +0000 MrsPastryLady 1616251@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>sometimes we call it "playing uno" like the card game </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/euphemisms-for-sex/page/2#post-1616244 Tue, 06 May 2014 12:18:07 +0000 LindsayInNY 1616244@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@babycanuck: I think I might tell DH to start saying that, LOL! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/euphemisms-for-sex/page/2#post-1615058 Tue, 06 May 2014 02:07:29 +0000 Honeygold89 1615058@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh yeah and my bf grandma would say she's going to see a man about a dog and until we figured out what it meant we always thought she was bringing a dog back lol </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/euphemisms-for-sex/page/2#post-1615014 Tue, 06 May 2014 00:23:10 +0000 gingerbebe 1615014@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DH will say very seriously to me, "its time to bone." Its very blunt and hilarious. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/euphemisms-for-sex/page/2#post-1614996 Mon, 05 May 2014 23:51:15 +0000 Honeygold89 1614996@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Put the peanut in the peanut hole and I like to say hunch even tho it sounds kiddy lol </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/euphemisms-for-sex/page/2#post-1614974 Mon, 05 May 2014 23:12:58 +0000 hellocupcake 1614974@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@babycanuck: I started laughing out loud at this. I love it! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/euphemisms-for-sex#post-1614952 Mon, 05 May 2014 22:24:05 +0000 FliegepilzHut 1614952@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Snowdrop: Business time is a Flight of the Conchords reference! We say that sometimes... :grin: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/euphemisms-for-sex#post-1614894 Mon, 05 May 2014 21:49:41 +0000 Marfi 1614894@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We call it "distraction". Since I work full time and go to school full time I'm usually studying in the evening. As a result he usually ends up distracting me from my studies. :wink: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/euphemisms-for-sex#post-1614719 Mon, 05 May 2014 20:23:21 +0000 MamaMoose 1614719@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We just say "wanna make out?" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/euphemisms-for-sex#post-1614715 Mon, 05 May 2014 20:21:54 +0000 babycanuck 1614715@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My husband just says "do you want THE PENIS?"</p> <p>We have friends who call it "brushing our teeth" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/euphemisms-for-sex#post-1614700 Mon, 05 May 2014 20:16:20 +0000 keepcalmcarrie 1614700@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mamimami: Hahaha, "my lover," that was such a great skit!</p> <p>We used to say "let's go exploring" in college and early days - I don't know why. Now we just call it the no-pants dance or baby-dance. Nothing very creative! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/euphemisms-for-sex#post-1357271 Fri, 17 Jan 2014 16:56:17 +0000 LindsayInNY 1357271@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We use to call it "pokey" or "sexy times" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/euphemisms-for-sex#post-1355688 Fri, 17 Jan 2014 00:03:55 +0000 MrsScallop 1355688@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Haha, this is hilarious! Hubs is super creative and usually just raises his eyebrows at me, while I usually say something similar to sexy time. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/euphemisms-for-sex#post-1355524 Thu, 16 Jan 2014 22:14:01 +0000 78h2o 1355524@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Lol, if only doing the taxes was anything like that! Hilarious!<br /> @IRunForFun: love it!<br /> @rahlyrah: lol! I might adopt that!<br /> @Littlebit: omg, lol!</p> <p>We usually just say sex, but sometimes we say fool around (when we mean sex). I'm totally going to use @rahlyrah's from now on. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/euphemisms-for-sex#post-1355476 Thu, 16 Jan 2014 21:58:26 +0000 doodlepoodle 1355476@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I'll ask him if he wants to "have the sex" or go to the "boom boom room". Usually he just grabs my ass and says "please?" HA! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/euphemisms-for-sex#post-1355460 Thu, 16 Jan 2014 21:53:18 +0000 Crystal 1355460@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@HLK208: we say "bouncy naked yum yum time" from Big Bang! (Aptly named show for this thread!) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/euphemisms-for-sex#post-1354906 Thu, 16 Jan 2014 19:50:32 +0000 MrsH 1354906@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This thread is cracking me up. @Littlebit: that made me snort and now DH is looking at me funny. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/euphemisms-for-sex#post-1354708 Thu, 16 Jan 2014 19:20:29 +0000 Ra 1354708@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Put the P in the V. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/euphemisms-for-sex#post-1354641 Thu, 16 Jan 2014 19:06:37 +0000 HLK208 1354641@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Big Bang Theory style: the dance with no pants! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/euphemisms-for-sex#post-1354623 Thu, 16 Jan 2014 19:01:55 +0000 lovehoneybee 1354623@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Littlebit: omg bologna pony made me snort! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/euphemisms-for-sex#post-1354609 Thu, 16 Jan 2014 18:56:54 +0000 cmomma17 1354609@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>During the TTC days one of us would say "let's get this over with" haha </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/euphemisms-for-sex#post-1354584 Thu, 16 Jan 2014 18:47:09 +0000 Mrs. Lemon-Lime 1354584@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I used to call it play time, but my husband thought it was weird. We now call it sexy time or baby sex. </p> <p>@lovehoneybee: my parents must not have been doing it much, they never drifted off in the middle of the day together. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/euphemisms-for-sex#post-1354558 Thu, 16 Jan 2014 18:32:55 +0000 Littlebit 1354558@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My husband usually asks if I want a ride on the bologna pony :shocked: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/euphemisms-for-sex#post-1354555 Thu, 16 Jan 2014 18:32:30 +0000 Shutterbug 1354555@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Snowdrop: LOL made me think of this</p> <p><a href="http://youtu.be/AqZcYPEszN8" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/AqZcYPEszN8</a> </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/euphemisms-for-sex#post-1354548 Thu, 16 Jan 2014 18:30:21 +0000 Happygal 1354548@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs.Someone: you beat me to it! I was going to say this one, and always thought it was in a literal sense, too.</p> <p>I HATE hump and rumple the foreskin. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/euphemisms-for-sex#post-1354536 Thu, 16 Jan 2014 18:27:13 +0000 mrs. 64 1354536@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I love the episode on How I Met Your Mother when they talk about people "playing the bagpipes" really loudly, interspersed with actual bagpipe music. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/euphemisms-for-sex#post-1354521 Thu, 16 Jan 2014 18:23:16 +0000 californiadreams 1354521@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My sister used to call it "having spaghetti" and someone that term stuck between all our friends. So if one of had are boyfriend it was perfectly to ask if they had spaghetti yet. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/euphemisms-for-sex#post-1354425 Thu, 16 Jan 2014 17:53:00 +0000 mamimami 1354425@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>39 and 92 are NOT OK.</p> <p>153 cracked me up. </p>