https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Sun, 26 Apr 2026 23:03:00 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/for-fun-what-would-be-the-female-equivalent-to-ive-got-good-swimmers#post-166438 Wed, 23 May 2012 14:33:30 +0000 ladyfingers 166438@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Haha I cannot think of anything that's better than slutty eggs. Maybe, "My eggs stay open all night long?" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/for-fun-what-would-be-the-female-equivalent-to-ive-got-good-swimmers#post-166426 Wed, 23 May 2012 14:20:12 +0000 Mrs. Jacks 166426@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I've got fresh eggs?<br /> I always just say that I've got Italian cathOlic fertility :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/for-fun-what-would-be-the-female-equivalent-to-ive-got-good-swimmers#post-166400 Wed, 23 May 2012 13:59:24 +0000 MsLipGloss 166400@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MrsBlue: I would say *my eggs are hotter than stolen tamales, and his boys just couldn't stay away.* </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/for-fun-what-would-be-the-female-equivalent-to-ive-got-good-swimmers#post-166379 Wed, 23 May 2012 13:39:09 +0000 Alivoo01 166379@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrs. wagon: dang!! You weren't even ovulating and you still got KU! Impressive!</p> <p>@Andrea: I was thinking a crepe myrtle which is a tree. I only know this bc I planted one in my yard. Ha! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/for-fun-what-would-be-the-female-equivalent-to-ive-got-good-swimmers#post-166353 Wed, 23 May 2012 13:15:00 +0000 Andrea 166353@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Blue: guess so, I just had to Google it and it is a plant! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/for-fun-what-would-be-the-female-equivalent-to-ive-got-good-swimmers#post-166350 Wed, 23 May 2012 13:14:02 +0000 Mrs. Blue 166350@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Andrea: I think Myrtle is a name that just happens to rhyme with fertile. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/for-fun-what-would-be-the-female-equivalent-to-ive-got-good-swimmers#post-166343 Wed, 23 May 2012 13:10:20 +0000 Andrea 166343@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I have no idea why I know this but isn't that called being a "'Fertile Myrtle"? What is a myrtle? Does it just rhyme? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/for-fun-what-would-be-the-female-equivalent-to-ive-got-good-swimmers#post-166335 Wed, 23 May 2012 13:04:43 +0000 loveisstrange 166335@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MamaMoose: Me too! I got knocked up the ONE time I got drunk and we forgot to use something. This is why I got Mirena put in last Friday at my 6 week appointment. lol </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/for-fun-what-would-be-the-female-equivalent-to-ive-got-good-swimmers#post-166329 Wed, 23 May 2012 12:59:42 +0000 mrs. wagon 166329@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MamaMoose: lol yeah... both times we looked kinda wide-eyed at each other and thanked the Lord for birth control!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/for-fun-what-would-be-the-female-equivalent-to-ive-got-good-swimmers#post-166327 Wed, 23 May 2012 12:58:59 +0000 MamaMoose 166327@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrs. wagon: We got preggers on the first try both times too. And my reaction was to yell "THIS is why I was so crazy about birth control in college!!!!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/for-fun-what-would-be-the-female-equivalent-to-ive-got-good-swimmers#post-166325 Wed, 23 May 2012 12:58:10 +0000 LuLu Mom 166325@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrs. wagon: haha my husband has the same thing, he thought he was going to get months of unlimited sex, instead it was the first time out of the gate! He was very proud of his swimmers and him and his brother both talk about it. His bro also got his wife pregnant right away (honeymoon whooops.) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/for-fun-what-would-be-the-female-equivalent-to-ive-got-good-swimmers#post-166321 Wed, 23 May 2012 12:56:17 +0000 mrs. wagon 166321@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@zippylef: LOL! Ok I guess I shouldn't say that he didn't have any fun. ;) And yeah, the second time (which was the single shot) I wasn't even OVULATING yet. So not only does he have strong swimmers, but they are long-lasting.. survived in my body for THREE DAYS.... wtf. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/for-fun-what-would-be-the-female-equivalent-to-ive-got-good-swimmers#post-166318 Wed, 23 May 2012 12:52:54 +0000 Mrs. Blue 166318@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@zippylef: Oh, dear lord, I'm adopting this if I get pregnant quickly! That's awesome! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/for-fun-what-would-be-the-female-equivalent-to-ive-got-good-swimmers#post-166317 Wed, 23 May 2012 12:52:50 +0000 loveisstrange 166317@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrs. wagon: Ours was a one-shot too. We weren't even trying! We did, however, have a LOT of fun making her. ROFL </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/for-fun-what-would-be-the-female-equivalent-to-ive-got-good-swimmers#post-166316 Wed, 23 May 2012 12:52:48 +0000 Alivoo01 166316@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@zippylef: OMG!! LMAO!!!</p> <p>@mrs. wagon: That's too funny and awesome! Great planning on your end. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/for-fun-what-would-be-the-female-equivalent-to-ive-got-good-swimmers#post-166312 Wed, 23 May 2012 12:49:34 +0000 mrs. wagon 166312@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@zippylef: LOL</p> <p>maybe something about a super sticky uterus? "My uterus lining is like hot tar!"</p> <p>ETA: my nickname for Wagon Sr. is "One-Shot Rob" ... I don't share that very openly in general to try and be sensitive to those who are TTC, but he finds it a little disappointing that it was first shot both times. He was expecting it to be a little more fun. Second time he didn't even get two nights in a row, just once. Haha. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/for-fun-what-would-be-the-female-equivalent-to-ive-got-good-swimmers#post-166308 Wed, 23 May 2012 12:48:22 +0000 DillonLion 166308@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@zippylef: Hahahaha! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/for-fun-what-would-be-the-female-equivalent-to-ive-got-good-swimmers#post-166307 Wed, 23 May 2012 12:47:57 +0000 loveisstrange 166307@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My friend's husband tells her she has "slutty eggs". lol </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/for-fun-what-would-be-the-female-equivalent-to-ive-got-good-swimmers#post-166301 Wed, 23 May 2012 12:41:59 +0000 Mrs. Blue 166301@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Recently, some friends were talking about us having a baby in the future. One guy was going on and on about how his wfe got pregnant right away because he has such "strong swimmers." Then, I started laughing thinking about how women never say they think it's the quality of their body parts that make for a successful pregnancy. So, what would be the female equivalent??</p> <p>Here's what I've come up with so far:</p> <p>"Yeah, I have a hospitable uterus!"<br /> "Man, my eggs are EASY to get into." </p>