https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Mon, 20 Apr 2026 00:27:14 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-lo-isms#post-2494800 Tue, 15 Mar 2016 00:42:40 +0000 littleblessings 2494800@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>S had a cute moment. We watched movie where a guy proposed to a girl so she found a little ring box and put one of my rings in it. Then she got down on one knee and asked me to be her mommy. It was cute and funny all at once.<br /> Last cycle she noticed AF and I had to explain that my belly hurt because I was bleeding. Now when her belly hurt its "beeping really loud" lol. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-lo-isms#post-2494724 Mon, 14 Mar 2016 21:26:41 +0000 Corduroy 2494724@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LO went to see Zootopia this weekend. She was excited to tell me about her first movie and how Daddy let her eat acorns. (Popcorn). She was also stoked about the earrings he brought (ear plugs). </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-lo-isms#post-2494654 Mon, 14 Mar 2016 20:26:32 +0000 gingerbebe 2494654@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Yep ex. cited. </p> [attach=1472/16/o42408.450x600.image.jpeg] https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-lo-isms#post-2494582 Mon, 14 Mar 2016 19:23:54 +0000 delight 2494582@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@skipra: our LO has picked up on my DH's car mannerisms. She'll randomly yell "come<br /> On Donkey!" in the car. So awful. </p> <p>Tonight we were reading one of the Olivia the Pig books (Our DD is also Olivia). We were looking at the cover and I asked her if she could look at the letters and spell her name. She says "O, L, I, V, other I, A". I hope she spells her name like that forever. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-lo-isms#post-2494424 Mon, 14 Mar 2016 16:14:24 +0000 sandy 2494424@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@JoJoGirl: 😂😂😂 DYING 😂😂😂 </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-lo-isms#post-2494397 Mon, 14 Mar 2016 15:45:30 +0000 gingerbebe 2494397@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh man, I finally found house slippers small enough for DS. I wear bear paw slippers and DH wears Homer Simpson slippers around the house, so DS is going to FLIP. OUT. at his new choos. </p> [attach=1472/16/o41qzu.450x600.image1.JPG] https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-lo-isms#post-2494190 Mon, 14 Mar 2016 12:03:23 +0000 JoJoGirl 2494190@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Ummmm yesterday LO told me she learned at school that "Daddy's penis grows and grows and grows", complete with hand motions demonstrating it gets as big as the house. I called DH in and apparently he got her to clarify she was talking about Pinocchio's nose??? She's 2 though so I have no idea... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-lo-isms#post-2494177 Mon, 14 Mar 2016 11:49:23 +0000 KT326 2494177@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Apparently I tell my son to be careful a lot. His response this weekend - "ugh Mom, I'm always careful!". He will be 4 in a couple weeks and likes to push his limits on how far he can jump, climb, etc. I swear I am going to have a heart attack at the park!</p> <p>@Applesandbananas: haha my LO counts to 5 and sends us to time out. </p> <p>@SugarplumsMom: this is my life right now. LO is all about the potty talk. Everything is poo poo and pee pee with the butt wiggle. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-lo-isms#post-2494152 Mon, 14 Mar 2016 11:30:35 +0000 808love 2494152@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@gingerbebe: I've been thinking about your 'choos' story all week! :) So funny!! Choos, bro!<br /> These are all hilarious! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-lo-isms#post-2493342 Sun, 13 Mar 2016 09:39:55 +0000 SugarplumsMom 2493342@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I've been trying to get DD to be more lady like (instead of sticking her butt up in the air and singing "poop, poop, poop"), while at the same time trying to explain that her bottom is private. </p> <p>Me: "Your butt is ..."<br /> LO: Cuts me off and says, "stinky!!!"<br /> Then proceeds to do her butt dance. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-lo-isms#post-2493282 Sun, 13 Mar 2016 03:03:01 +0000 turquoisemama 2493282@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>She isn't talking at 14 months but the other night, DH was with her alone while I was at a class. They were having quiet time on the couch reading books with her binky and jammies. I walked in the door and she looked up, threw her binky on the floor and shoved his face away scrambling to get to me. So sad! Poor DH... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-lo-isms#post-2493279 Sun, 13 Mar 2016 02:04:34 +0000 Cherrybee 2493279@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@skipra: Haha! E has picked up DH's road rage - she shouts "idiots!" at people in other cars. </p> <p>E made me laugh yesterday. My mum struggles with any kind of emotional expression from E, even joy, telling her to settle down or "no need to shout" all the time. E turned to her and said "stop saying shhh at the time". I was so proud! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-lo-isms#post-2493264 Sat, 12 Mar 2016 23:15:59 +0000 Foodnerd81 2493264@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@skipra: with the week we had, I told my husband in shocked our two year old hasn't picked up the F word. Oops. :bummed: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-lo-isms#post-2493222 Sat, 12 Mar 2016 20:53:24 +0000 skipra 2493222@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh man, LO totally picked up on my impatience with traffic. Last time we were stuck in rush hour on the highway, he kept yelling, "come on! What's the problem? Just move already! Get out of the way!" At least he wasn't swearing? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-lo-isms#post-2493214 Sat, 12 Mar 2016 20:24:55 +0000 Applesandbananas 2493214@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Foodnerd81: omg. your poor hubby :( </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-lo-isms#post-2493197 Sat, 12 Mar 2016 19:57:23 +0000 Foodnerd81 2493197@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Ha- as a follow up to "I love you", "thank you", tonight DH put out his arms for a hug, and she walked up to him and formally shook his hand. </p> <p>Poor DH. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-lo-isms#post-2493156 Sat, 12 Mar 2016 18:50:18 +0000 Applesandbananas 2493156@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Today I told DH to zip it and LO followed up with "zip it daddy!" </p> <p>I was so proud. #motheroftheyear</p> <p>DH constantly teaches LO bad things, like "mommy shh!" So it was a nice change of pace. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-lo-isms#post-2493131 Sat, 12 Mar 2016 17:50:02 +0000 stargal 2493131@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>The other say he told me i was his angel. ❤❤ i always tell hom he is mine. Lol. Today hw told me i was his husband! Lol </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-lo-isms#post-2493082 Sat, 12 Mar 2016 16:14:01 +0000 daniellemybelle 2493082@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Champagne: Aw, that's sweet!</p> <p>@gingerbebe: He's a guy who knows what he wants!</p> <p>@Mrs. Oatmeal: Haha! We have never watched Peppa Pig but we might have to start to see if LO will pick up the accent!</p> <p>@Foodnerd81: lolz 😂</p> <p>@Applesandbananas: LO is forever putting babies, toys, socks, etc. in time out! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-lo-isms#post-2492994 Sat, 12 Mar 2016 12:53:47 +0000 Applesandbananas 2492994@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LO tries to send us to timeout lol </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-lo-isms#post-2492993 Sat, 12 Mar 2016 12:53:00 +0000 Applesandbananas 2492993@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Foodnerd81: omg what did your husband say?? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-lo-isms#post-2492991 Sat, 12 Mar 2016 12:42:06 +0000 MOMTOLITTLEB 2492991@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Champagne: My son thinks Daddy will fix everything too! If I can't figure out how something works, or something is broken, we can't find his show on tv, etc- Daddy will fix it all. It's kind of nice that he doesn't throw a fit for me to fix things! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-lo-isms#post-2492914 Sat, 12 Mar 2016 09:19:22 +0000 Foodnerd81 2492914@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>C is in a pretty big mommy phase still. The other day he said, "C, I love you". She looked at him and said, "thank you." </p> <p>She is like a mean girlfriend already. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-lo-isms#post-2492905 Sat, 12 Mar 2016 08:54:23 +0000 Mrs. Oatmeal 2492905@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Max was crying in his crib this morning as everyone was just waking up. All of a sudden, K barges into our room and says "oh dear! What is that TERRIBLE noise?!" And because she's been watching Peppa Pig, it was in a British accent. I cracked right up. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-lo-isms#post-2492898 Sat, 12 Mar 2016 08:39:25 +0000 Applesandbananas 2492898@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@gingerbebe: that sounds like a mom win! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-lo-isms#post-2492838 Sat, 12 Mar 2016 02:51:40 +0000 Kimberlybee 2492838@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@daniellemybelle: Hahaha that is too too cute! </p> <p>@gingerbebe: LOL! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-lo-isms#post-2491269 Thu, 10 Mar 2016 21:10:54 +0000 MrsSRS 2491269@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@gingerbebe: This made me snort/laugh. Bro, choose 😂 </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-lo-isms#post-2491126 Thu, 10 Mar 2016 19:53:25 +0000 gingerbebe 2491126@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DS' first word he's learned to use in context is "shoes" - or "choos." He wants them on his feet all the time and is always bringing them to us or looking for them. His current conundrum however is that he's equally obsessed with his dinosaur rain boots and his new sneakers. So when one pair is on, he points to the other pair saying "choos." And I'm like bro, yeah you gotta CHOOSE because you can only wear one at a time. He's like WTH MOM. Choos.</p> <p>So after I got tired of putting the sneakers and boots on back and forth, I gave him one of each and he stomped around the house happily grunting "choos" in satisfaction. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-lo-isms#post-2491030 Thu, 10 Mar 2016 18:40:19 +0000 Mrs. Champagne 2491030@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@daniellemybelle: haha so cute! </p> <p>Everything that goes wrong he says "ok, daddy fix!" So this week daddy is fixing my chipped pedicure, and a spider my son accidentally buried in snow. 😁 </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-lo-isms#post-2491028 Thu, 10 Mar 2016 18:37:59 +0000 daniellemybelle 2491028@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>A thread for you to post funny things your LO has said! An excuse for me to share this funny story ;) </p> <p>LO: I'm so sad. It's Saturday.<br /> Me: ...It's Thursday.<br /> LO: No. It's Sad-today.</p> <p>This was because she wanted to stay upstairs and play with her babies but we had to go downstairs to go to the store. </p>