https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Wed, 08 Apr 2026 22:44:09 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-parental-low-points#post-170629 Sun, 27 May 2012 17:16:17 +0000 Mrs. Jacks 170629@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@obxwife: We call those Poopicles (like cuticles only poopier!) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-parental-low-points#post-170620 Sun, 27 May 2012 17:10:12 +0000 lavender 170620@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@obxwife: haha that's funny and gross at the same time. True story- I had a coworker get pinkeye b/c he didn't clean the poop under his fingernail after a diaper change. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-parental-low-points#post-169786 Sat, 26 May 2012 10:18:04 +0000 autumnlove 169786@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@obxwife: oh no!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-parental-low-points#post-169763 Sat, 26 May 2012 09:36:11 +0000 Andrea 169763@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@obxwife: aaaaah! That has happened to me, too!!! Now I always check under my nails!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-parental-low-points#post-169736 Sat, 26 May 2012 07:51:39 +0000 obxwife 169736@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I was eating lunch one day right after changing my LO's diaper. Went to pick some food out of my teeth and tasted poop!! AGH! Apparently there was some under my fingernail I failed to wash off when I washed my hands - ICK! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-parental-low-points#post-169719 Sat, 26 May 2012 06:28:58 +0000 Andrea 169719@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Honeybee: ack, mortifying!! The LO lifts up my shirt every once in a while to have a look, but no comments yet!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-parental-low-points#post-169512 Fri, 25 May 2012 17:14:40 +0000 Honeybee 169512@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Hahahaha! This is great. :)</p> <p>DD's currently obsessed with nipples. Her new favorite thing is to lift up her shirt and tell strangers that her nipples are small but mommy's are big. She also likes to wear my bra around the house and refers to her "boobs" quite often in public. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-parental-low-points#post-169347 Fri, 25 May 2012 14:23:47 +0000 LuLu Mom 169347@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MamaMoose: My mom tells me the same thing. She's like good luck getting a bathroom break, relaxing bath, ect. without someone interrupting you! Looking back I totally remember knocking on the bathroom door when mom was in the bath for whatever reason. I also knew how to break into the lock so I could sit on the toliet and talk to her while she relaxed in the bath...i loved it she hated it! haha </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-parental-low-points#post-169341 Fri, 25 May 2012 14:18:53 +0000 Andrea 169341@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MamaMoose: haha, yeah I think it is a parental rite of passage of sorts ... I have friends with live-in nannies and they don't know what I am talking about though! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-parental-low-points#post-169272 Fri, 25 May 2012 13:03:09 +0000 MamaMoose 169272@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My best friend called me recently just to tell me that she really wants me to focus for the next six months on enjoying the pleasure of going to the bathroom by myself. She has a four year old and hasn't peed alone since her daughter was born : ) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-parental-low-points#post-169182 Fri, 25 May 2012 11:08:07 +0000 Andrea 169182@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@chopsuey119: Haha. It's OK....we wash our hands afterwards! It'll be good for her to see the action...for potty training! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-parental-low-points#post-169178 Fri, 25 May 2012 11:04:44 +0000 chopsuey 169178@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Andrea: it's not that dirty :) I just don't like the idea of Lo touching surfaces that might have poop particles on them. Lots of bacteria flies around when you flush!<br /> I have issues :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-parental-low-points#post-169174 Fri, 25 May 2012 11:02:34 +0000 Andrea 169174@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@chopsuey119: Haha. Is it dirty enough that you won't allow the LO in there? It can't be that dirty! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-parental-low-points#post-169171 Fri, 25 May 2012 11:00:39 +0000 chopsuey 169171@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Andrea: maybe I wouldn't mind it if my bathrooms were clean. Haha. :D time to call in the maids again!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-parental-low-points#post-169168 Fri, 25 May 2012 10:58:45 +0000 Andrea 169168@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@chopsuey119: LO is always in the bathroom with me. I'd rather have her in there than banging on the door and whining, which is the alternative. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-parental-low-points#post-169164 Fri, 25 May 2012 10:56:09 +0000 chopsuey 169164@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Andrea: haaaaaaah!!!! I try to keep Lo out of the bathroom. I throw her in her pack n play when I have to #2! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-parental-low-points#post-169147 Fri, 25 May 2012 10:36:29 +0000 Andrea 169147@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Bee: I wasn't really paying attention - err, I was concentrating on doing my business - and she had the toilet paper and wiped before I could say no!</p> <p>I don't think I would want the LO to see my poop!!! I started a thread about this a while ago ... I don't even like to look at my own poop! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-parental-low-points#post-169136 Fri, 25 May 2012 10:30:06 +0000 Mrs. Bee 169136@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>haha you let her wipe? i don't think i'd let charlie do that.</p> <p>charlie came into the bathroom while i was pooping last week, and it was diarrhea (tmi). he's obsessed with seeing poop, so he was in the room while i was pooping, he looked at the poop, then he flushed the poop. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-parental-low-points#post-169132 Fri, 25 May 2012 10:27:38 +0000 Andrea 169132@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrs. wagon: oh my, ouch!!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-parental-low-points#post-169045 Fri, 25 May 2012 09:45:28 +0000 mrs. wagon 169045@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Wagon Jr. likes to point out moles and birthmarks on my legs. I have one on the bottom of my foot and a strawberry birthmark on my calf. He pokes them and presses and says "ouch!". The other day he did it to a scab and picked it off and I bled. Ouch indeed. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-parental-low-points#post-169031 Fri, 25 May 2012 09:40:06 +0000 Andrea 169031@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@artbee: it was the side of my butt, so close enough! </p> <p>At daycare, they do lots of sensory play and art. They have big climber things and slides ... like at Gymboree. And then they go out to the playground twice a day which has a sandbox, slide, trikes, etc. Then there is always story time and dress up time plus they have people who come in to do music or let them pet animals. So no real toys are needed...which I think is great. </p> <p>On the weekends, we just go out a lot. Haha. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-parental-low-points#post-169012 Fri, 25 May 2012 09:31:16 +0000 heffalump 169012@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Andrea: Lol, I was wondering how she got to your butt! What does she do all day if she doesn't like toys? I guess she has kids to play with at daycare. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-parental-low-points#post-168969 Fri, 25 May 2012 09:15:28 +0000 Andrea 168969@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@artbee: Oh you know how she loves toys....not! </p> <p>Oh, for the record ... the LO only got my side so it wasn't like she actually helped me wiped my butt. HAHA. Just thought I would clarify! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-parental-low-points#post-168266 Thu, 24 May 2012 18:38:02 +0000 skibobrown 168266@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Yeah, I've definitely used the bathroom many times while DD is strapped to me in the Ergo or the Moby. I'm not going to take her off of me just to use the bathroom... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-parental-low-points#post-168260 Thu, 24 May 2012 18:36:53 +0000 heffalump 168260@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Lol, she's so helpful! My LO is always in the bathroom with me, she has lots of toys in there now. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-parental-low-points#post-168254 Thu, 24 May 2012 18:34:45 +0000 Andrea 168254@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>So when you're taking care of your LO by yourself, there is bound to be a time when you gotta go poo and they are not sleeping or otherwise engaged right? I'm going #2 the other day and the LO grabs some toilet paper and wipes my butt. Ugh. I was slightly humiliated. </p> <p>Any funny parental low lights to share? </p>