https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Sun, 19 Apr 2026 02:58:01 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-phrases-your-lo-has-picked-up#post-2313535 Thu, 08 Oct 2015 10:47:49 +0000 Mrs. Pickles 2313535@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I have a four year old so things are getting more inventive in our house..</p> <p>he's started to tell jokes.. Knock knock.. who's there.. bandaid.. the bandaid that fell off .. that's the part that's funny mama you're supposed to laugh now</p> <p>As I'm pumping.. he lifts up his shirt, points to my nipple, then his and goes see mama sames .. I just about died </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-phrases-your-lo-has-picked-up#post-2313503 Thu, 08 Oct 2015 10:10:21 +0000 Mama Bird 2313503@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>After his toy train falls off the tracks again: "I've had it with this train!" He must have heard it from me when he kept asking me to fix that thing :bummed: </p> <p>Also recently learned to climb up a slide and spent half an hour climbing up and down saying "that's a new one!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-phrases-your-lo-has-picked-up#post-2313356 Thu, 08 Oct 2015 08:25:03 +0000 AB810 2313356@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My two year old recently started saying "oh my goodness, bless my soul". It's hilarious! She's also taken to saying "no way, jose!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-phrases-your-lo-has-picked-up#post-2313354 Thu, 08 Oct 2015 08:23:07 +0000 Mrs. Carrot 2313354@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I honked at a car that cut me off the other day, and my almost 2.5 year old shouts "Jesus, silly people!" Now I'm sure I've let "Jesus" slip in the past, but "silly people" is her own creation. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-phrases-your-lo-has-picked-up#post-2313333 Thu, 08 Oct 2015 08:13:57 +0000 Littlebit 2313333@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>These are cracking me up at work. I can't wait til my little guy is talking more! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-phrases-your-lo-has-picked-up#post-2313332 Thu, 08 Oct 2015 08:11:30 +0000 Bubbles 2313332@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DS has recently started saying 'of course' in response to questions, it is so cute! I didn't realise I said it so much. </p> <p>He has also started commenting on people's bathroom activities - the other day we had a guy round doing some work in our loft and he went into the bathroom, DS then proceeded to stand outside the door saying "Man. Poo Poo!" That was a tad embarrassing :happy: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-phrases-your-lo-has-picked-up#post-2313329 Thu, 08 Oct 2015 08:05:03 +0000 oliviaoblivia 2313329@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"Are you going to finish your dinner?"</p> <p>"You never know" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-phrases-your-lo-has-picked-up#post-2313325 Thu, 08 Oct 2015 07:57:34 +0000 erinbaderin 2313325@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This morning I said to my 20 month old "Ok, Bennett, mama has go to go work now" and he waved and said "See ya!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-phrases-your-lo-has-picked-up#post-2313310 Thu, 08 Oct 2015 07:46:36 +0000 illumina 2313310@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>She says "Five more minutes..." all the time now! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-phrases-your-lo-has-picked-up#post-2313301 Thu, 08 Oct 2015 07:41:22 +0000 LuLu Mom 2313301@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"I'm freaking out" (not sure where she got this from) </p> <p>"Just a minute please" I say this all the time to her so it makes me laugh when it comes back to me. </p> <p>And I guess she told MIL the other day "Grandma, please let me have some alone time" while giving her a bath. Whenever I do my bath at night, she barges in at least 5x times and I tell her this every time! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-phrases-your-lo-has-picked-up#post-2313280 Thu, 08 Oct 2015 07:17:59 +0000 Charm54 2313280@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Haha cute!! She got to the top of the slide yesterday, looked down and went "HOOOLLLLYYYY!!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-phrases-your-lo-has-picked-up#post-2313279 Thu, 08 Oct 2015 07:16:53 +0000 NurseDMB 2313279@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My 2 year old likes to say "Oh my god" (thanks to my mom!) and "geez Louise" (which comes out as "geez hoo-eez" lol) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-phrases-your-lo-has-picked-up#post-2313275 Thu, 08 Oct 2015 07:11:15 +0000 littlebug 2313275@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"You got it, dude!" And "Who doesn't?" One time he told me he liked cookies and I said, "Who doesn't?" So now he'll say, "Mommy, you like such-and-such?" I'll say yes and he'll say, "Who doesn't?" Last night he also came out with "What's not to like?" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-phrases-your-lo-has-picked-up#post-2313272 Thu, 08 Oct 2015 07:07:52 +0000 Foodnerd81 2313272@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Corduroy: one day my LO looked over at DH and me and said, very slowly and seriously, Oh. My. God. Then went about her day. Couldn't stop laughing. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-phrases-your-lo-has-picked-up#post-2313265 Thu, 08 Oct 2015 06:49:43 +0000 Truth Bombs 2313265@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My LO is currently obsessed with the word "actually". I told her we were having soup for dinner and she responded "ACTUALLY MAMA, I think I'm having donuts". </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-phrases-your-lo-has-picked-up#post-2313199 Thu, 08 Oct 2015 02:00:00 +0000 Nutella 2313199@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>These are awesome! 😂 </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-phrases-your-lo-has-picked-up#post-2313181 Wed, 07 Oct 2015 23:36:58 +0000 808love 2313181@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>So cute!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-phrases-your-lo-has-picked-up#post-2313162 Wed, 07 Oct 2015 22:30:25 +0000 coopsmama 2313162@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>When he's trying to get a two or more people's attention, DS has taken to shouting "hey kids!" The other day he stood at the top of the stairs and shouted at DH and I with that to get our attention. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-phrases-your-lo-has-picked-up#post-2313160 Wed, 07 Oct 2015 22:28:18 +0000 Corduroy 2313160@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Foodnerd81: Cute! Last week we flew as a family of four. DD had a fever + croup. DS screamed the entire hour drive to the airport. Good times. We were waiting to pull up to the curb at the airport but the car in front of us was taking a while to move. DD got super exacerbated and let out this huge "Oh. My. Goooosssshhh" with perfect over dramatic delivery. Not sure where she got it. My mouth isn't that clean. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-phrases-your-lo-has-picked-up#post-2313156 Wed, 07 Oct 2015 22:21:05 +0000 Mrs. Sunshine 2313156@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Hahaha DD2 (5 months) was having a hard day yesterday. I was letting her fuss so I could get dinner in the oven quickly and DD1 (who is 2) starts yelling "Stop crying, Sydney, good grief!" </p> <p>And thanks to MIL she also says "whoa, Nellie!" pretty frequently.</p> <p>Sometimes she tells me things are "strange" as well which cracks me up because strangeness isn't really something I expected her to already have picked up on. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-phrases-your-lo-has-picked-up#post-2313130 Wed, 07 Oct 2015 21:28:26 +0000 Foodnerd81 2313130@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I try to be careful what I say around my 2 year old, since she is picking up on everything these days. </p> <p>Today she was taking too long to do something so I started saying her name in my warning voice, and she looks at me and says, "I'm LOSING my PATIENCE!" with a big smile. </p> <p>Yup. That's exactly what was about to come out of my mouth. Turns out she found my patience since I just started laughing. :silly: </p>