https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Fri, 03 Apr 2026 23:34:00 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-sleep-talking-stories#post-482059 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 22:19:11 +0000 Mrs. Tiger 482059@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>The first few days we were home with the LO, the arrangement was for DH to get up and change his diaper before I nursed him. LO was crying so I woke up DH and asked him to change him, he stood up nodding and then said, change who? I was really mad at the time because I was exhausted too, but its funny now :)</p> <p>My sister also had twins 8 months before I had my LO, and in the early days during one of the many night feedings I actually forgot I had a baby, thought I was feeding her son and got worried about where her daughter was, because I couldn't remember... I slowly remembered I had my own son and that's who I was breast feeding! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-sleep-talking-stories#post-481993 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 21:49:14 +0000 MaisyMay 481993@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@sorrycharlie: I love how open we all are about sharing goofy stories, especially when they are about our SOs. </p> <p>Last night I slept on the couch and could hear DH quite loudly, just couldn't quite hear what he said. He said he slept well though. :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-sleep-talking-stories#post-481873 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 20:56:50 +0000 hazelnut 481873@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This is my favorite thread!!<br /> I talk in my sleep all the time but it is usually in jibberish so my husband does not understand or can't repeat what I've said. One night he said I started smiling and said, "You should try it with chocolate....chocolate". I wish I knew what I was talking about that night!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-sleep-talking-stories#post-481862 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 20:47:41 +0000 Ra 481862@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>One night, I woke up to DH yelling "Weeeeeeeeeeeeee" in a very childlike voice while doing bicycle kicks in the air. It was HILARIOUS. However, it was keeping me up so I woke him up. He shot straight up in bed, said "Towson football sucks" (the college he went to) and then laid back down and went to sleep. So bizarre! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-sleep-talking-stories#post-481836 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 20:35:30 +0000 sorrycharlie 481836@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrs. wagon: hahahah even funnier now since I've met him!</p> <p>I'm actually laughing out loud at these. It's like damn you autocorrect but better! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-sleep-talking-stories#post-481749 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 19:41:12 +0000 mrs. wagon 481749@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Omg I'm dying at these!!</p> <p>Wagon Sr. talks in his sleep ALL the time. Once I woke up and he was saying in a sing-songy voice "I'm gonna eat ya! I'm higher on the food chain!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-sleep-talking-stories#post-479964 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 23:36:55 +0000 MaisyMay 479964@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@prettylizy: I love egging him on! He'll talk about work sometimes and I'll ask him questions just to frustrate him. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-sleep-talking-stories#post-479960 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 23:33:22 +0000 glimmersnaps 479960@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DH usually speaks a language I don't understand well in his sleep. </p> <p>Now, DS can be pretty amusing. He laughs a lot in his sleep and will often start naming animals "donkey!" "kitty cat!" "llama!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-sleep-talking-stories#post-479937 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 23:22:56 +0000 wheres_c 479937@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>The first time I slept over at his house I woke up and he was shaking like he was having a seizure. I was seriously worried for his safety and tried to wake him up.<br /> He punched me in the face and i screamed.<br /> He then woke up and was like "youre not a zombie" no duh im not.<br /> Turns out he was dreaming that he was fighting zombies..... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-sleep-talking-stories#post-479897 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 22:58:45 +0000 fussygal 479897@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>These are all hilarious!</p> <p>Once DH was reading in bed while I slept and said that he caught me posing for pictures in my sleep. He thought it was super creepy because I was so silent and smiling really wide with my eyes closed, lol. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-sleep-talking-stories#post-479836 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 22:28:06 +0000 Laneybugsmommy 479836@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>When I was about 10 I got up from bed and walked past my mom sitting in the living room and out the front door. I got into the car and proceeded to look into the back seat. When she came out I told her I couldn't find the thingy and after about 5 minutes she figured out I was looking for the bathroom. I have no memory of this whatsoever but it has taught me to put top locks on our doors for my daughter's safety. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-sleep-talking-stories#post-479825 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 22:20:32 +0000 MrsCastro 479825@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrsjazz: I am ROFL!!!! That is hysterical!!!</p> <p>Only story I have oh DH is during the World Cup, a month or so after DH and I got married/started living together, we would get up in the middle of the night to watch Mexico play, game ended we were falling back asleep, he fell asleep first, and I hear "gooooallll" scared the crap out of me! I turn around and tell him he scared me, but he continues, didn't you see the goal I made. He didn't remember anything in the morning. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-sleep-talking-stories#post-479802 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 22:09:57 +0000 mrsjazz 479802@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My husband talks in his sleep a lot. My two favorite stories:</p> <p>1) He had killed a bee earlier in the day. I was sitting up in bed on my laptop and all of a sudden he jerks and kind of curls into the fetal position to get away from something while screaming, "The Bee! The Bee!" I rubbed his arm to wake him up and he said that he dreamt about a human-sized bee attacking him.</p> <p>2) DH sits straight up in bed and holds his hand to his ear like he's holding a cell phone (he wasn't) and starts talking to his hand, "Can you hear me? I didn't hear what you said." I was hysterically laughing and told him he didn't have a phone in his hand. He woke up looked at his hand and then looked at me like I was the crazy one. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-sleep-talking-stories#post-479800 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 22:08:42 +0000 prettylizy 479800@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DH started talking to me about a sandwich once in the middle of the night (he LOVES sandwiches!) and so once I figured out he was sleeping I started egging him on about how to make the sandwich.<br /> PL- "You want Miracle whip?"<br /> DH- "NO!! I hate miracle whip. Mayo!!!"<br /> PL- "Okay, and honey mustard right?"<br /> DH- "NOOO! Regular mustard!! Get it right!!!" then he rolled over and went back to sleep. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-sleep-talking-stories#post-479778 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 22:03:16 +0000 Sweet T 479778@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My DH talks in his sleep all the time. It's so weird. One night, he rolled over and started singing, "Mushrooms! He needs mushrooms." I thought I was going to pee my pants. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-sleep-talking-stories#post-479761 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 21:57:32 +0000 trusch24 479761@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I woke my husband up because I had my hand up the back of his shirt and was trying to burp him. He tried talking to me, but I just kept shushing him. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-sleep-talking-stories#post-478857 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 17:59:54 +0000 .twist. 478857@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Crumbs: hahahahahaha! OH my gosh!!!!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-sleep-talking-stories#post-478832 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 17:53:48 +0000 runsyellowlites 478832@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@.twist.: ROFL</p> <p>@MaisyMay: Yea it was a really odd thing to be woken up by. She was really loud too! lol </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-sleep-talking-stories#post-478829 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 17:53:08 +0000 SugarplumsMom 478829@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This isn't baby related, but it's so unforgettable I have to share! When I first moved-in with DH, there was one night when I was rummaging in the living room while he was sleeping. He must have been dreaming and sleep walking because he came out into the hallway, in his undies, and growled like a bear while flexing his arms like a muscle man. It's funny as hell to think back at that moment now, but it scared the crap out of me when it happened! I screamed bloody murder and he woke-up wondering what happened! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-sleep-talking-stories#post-478827 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 17:52:24 +0000 MaisyMay 478827@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@runsyellowlites: Props for her for remembering the words, especially in her sleep. I can't remember all of the words when I'm awake! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-sleep-talking-stories#post-478825 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 17:52:02 +0000 .twist. 478825@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@runsyellowlites: oh gosh! I had a 13th birthday party once where a girlfriend sang the ABC's and all the rest of us girls were giggling like crazy about it. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-sleep-talking-stories#post-478819 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 17:50:04 +0000 runsyellowlites 478819@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Lol!</p> <p>The only real sleep talking incidents I remember was actually my sister when we were growing up asking me "Do you want a big sandwich" &amp; another occasion where her friend literally SANG the Star Spangled Banner in her sleep. Lol </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-sleep-talking-stories#post-478814 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 17:48:55 +0000 mrs. bird 478814@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Haha. That is funny! DH talks in his sleep sometimes. He's yelled out gems as, 'what do you think this is, a service station?!?' and 'he invented the dookie and the toothpick!' </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-sleep-talking-stories#post-478813 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 17:48:49 +0000 MaisyMay 478813@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@jessiejo17: not so stealthy on his part! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-sleep-talking-stories#post-478808 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 17:48:04 +0000 LuLu Mom 478808@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>1) I knew DH was going to propose because in his sleep he rehashed the conversation he had with the sales lady at the jewelry store (I knew her name was Sarah and she was pregnant even though I had never met her) </p> <p>2) When I was pregnant he was looked at me and said "The dog is under the bed" and I said "no she's not she's curled up right next to me" he said "not Finley the other one" well we only have Finley. I told him to worry about it in the monring and he glared and rolled over back to sleep. He remembered none of it in the monring! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-sleep-talking-stories#post-478799 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 17:46:17 +0000 .twist. 478799@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I usually (especially lately: preggers!) fall asleep before DH. One night I remember hearing this *POP* sound. I rolled over, sat up and asked "DO YOU HAVE BUBBLEGUM?" . haha It was just DH cracking a knuckle... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-sleep-talking-stories#post-478793 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 17:43:58 +0000 Bao 478793@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Haha this made me lol! I know that DH and I both have talked in our sleep before or gotten confused because we were so drowsy, but I don't remember what things were said or done. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-sleep-talking-stories#post-478786 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 17:42:35 +0000 MaisyMay 478786@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I love my DH, but sometimes he'll come up with the nuttiest stuff while he's asleep. Two nights ago, I went back to bed after pumping and told him about something fun I'd read on here. He seemed awake, was responding. My first clue that something wasn't right was when he told me that he "needed to put the baby down" even though I insisted she was in her rock'n'play next to me already. He insisted! I finally told him to check again, and he just rolled over.</p> <p>I asked him about it the next day and he said that he remembers holding the covers and thinking they were our LO. </p> <p>Do you have any good sleep-talking or sleep-walking stories? </p>