https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Fri, 01 May 2026 10:21:19 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-story-2#post-1103010 Sat, 21 Sep 2013 19:19:51 +0000 Mrs. Jacks 1103010@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Isn't this an Irma Bombeck story? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-story-2#post-1103004 Sat, 21 Sep 2013 19:16:59 +0000 katsupgirl 1103004@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>She just created a home vajazzling kit!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-story-2#post-1102757 Sat, 21 Sep 2013 13:41:17 +0000 JerricaBenton 1102757@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I saw this on FB and I remembered reading the exact same story in Seventeen or Sassy back in the day, but it was a teen who sprayed glitter body spray up there by mistake, lol.</p> <p>ETA: The gyno said, 'Ooh fancy!' LOLOL </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-story-2#post-1102753 Sat, 21 Sep 2013 13:34:14 +0000 Happygal 1102753@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I was thinking about this the other day before my own annual exam! It is funny. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-story-2#post-1102751 Sat, 21 Sep 2013 13:31:16 +0000 runsyellowlites 1102751@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I've read this before. So funny! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-story-2#post-1102748 Sat, 21 Sep 2013 13:29:14 +0000 Mrs.Someone 1102748@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p><i>Someone I know posted this hilarious story to FB. (It is not originally from myself, or anyone I know!)</i></p> <p>I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort.</p> <p>So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.<br /> I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.<br /> I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” I didn’t respond.</p> <p>After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mommy, where’s my washcloth?”</p> <p>I told her to get another one from the cupboard.</p> <p>She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.”</p> <p>Never going back to that doctor again……….. never. </p>