https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Tue, 21 Apr 2026 12:46:15 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-texts-from-your-so#post-2398443 Wed, 23 Dec 2015 13:47:05 +0000 stiletto_mom 2398443@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Recent ones from my hubby ROFL.<br /> Our usual texts aren't usually raunchy, but it's the flirty ones that end up funny.</p> <p>Me: I'm at FreshCo (grocery store). Any requestss?<br /> DH: Sex</p> <p>Me: Did you pick up the kit (semen analysis)?<br /> DH: Jzzzzzzzzzzz</p> <p>Me: omw home now<br /> DH: so u wanna medal?</p> <p>Me: *talking about our financials*<br /> DH: I don't care if you wreck my life as long as we are together. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-texts-from-your-so#post-2398370 Wed, 23 Dec 2015 12:54:02 +0000 BSB 2398370@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Haha. I had some funny texts from the DH but I can't remember them right now. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-texts-from-your-so#post-2398360 Wed, 23 Dec 2015 12:48:21 +0000 Mrs. Champagne 2398360@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Meowkers: ah. I'm sure they are. Haha. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-texts-from-your-so#post-2398358 Wed, 23 Dec 2015 12:46:51 +0000 Meowkers 2398358@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Champagne: haha so mean.<br /> We don't eat donuts because we think they are the ultimate empty calories. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-texts-from-your-so#post-2398341 Wed, 23 Dec 2015 12:37:00 +0000 Mrs. Champagne 2398341@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Hahaha that's funny! Why don't you eat donuts?!</p> <p>I was at a meeting a couple weeks ago that was possibly going to be televised. I asked DH if it was on tv via text. He responded yes and they were just zoomed in on my nose. (It was not televised at all, haha) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-texts-from-your-so#post-2398330 Wed, 23 Dec 2015 12:25:05 +0000 Meowkers 2398330@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My husband sent me a hilarious text this morning so I thought it might be fun to share it and create a post for others to share funny texts from their SOs.</p> <p>My DH and I have a pact never to eat donuts. However, I'm sick at work and someone brought in a huge box of donuts and I couldn't resist. So I text him to "confess" that I'm about to eat a donut. This is his response:</p> <p>"We had a love for the ages. We had a love that stood the test of time. We had a magical thing, which was founded on one principle: we do not eat random donuts. Now that foundation has been shattered and I am left here with this empty feeling of betrayal, a shell of my former self..." </p>