https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Mon, 06 Apr 2026 23:04:43 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-dh-says#post-273368 Tue, 28 Aug 2012 12:07:43 +0000 LivsMama 273368@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>oh good lord been there (except I had a csection.) DH is STILL, 13 months later, more attracted to me now. He is EXACTLY like a dog in heat lol! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-dh-says#post-273355 Tue, 28 Aug 2012 12:00:07 +0000 lovehoneybee 273355@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>So we're lying in bed last night and DH is giving me little neck nuzzles and then groans and says:<br /> "Stupid episiotomy! How long do we have to wait to have sex again?"<br /> "At least 6 weeks..."<br /> "And how long would we have to wait to have sex if you hadn't had one?"<br /> "Um, at least 6 weeks...I still tore on top of the episiotomy, I'd still have needed stitches...and I still pushed an almost 9lb baby out of my vag..."<br /> "Oh. Right. Damnit."</p> <p>I couldn't stop laughing after that...he honestly believed that I'd be super okay to have sex not even 3 weeks after giving birth were it not for that "stupid episiotomy."</p> <p>Side note: is anyone else's DH MORE attracted to them after the baby? I swear, he's like a dog in heat now...and it's only been 3 weeks since he had a front row seat to my lady bits when I gave birth! </p>