https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Wed, 22 Apr 2026 21:17:07 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say#post-20619 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 18:02:34 +0000 Rosie Girl 20619@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@junebugmama: Thats the worst when you start laughing!!!! Sometimes you can't help it though! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say#post-20586 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:23:17 +0000 MaisyMay 20586@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>These are all too cute! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say#post-20512 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 15:52:00 +0000 Wondermommy 20512@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My eleven y/o often gets idioms a little messed up, kind of like Ziva on NCIS. My 3 y/o hasn't come out with any good gems lately, though. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say#post-20508 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 15:49:17 +0000 Wondermommy 20508@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@brownie: Omg, tentacle. Ha!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say#post-20479 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 15:25:38 +0000 junebugmama 20479@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My bonus son says the cutest stuff all of the time:</p> <p>Me: "Honey is there anything you would like for me to get for your lunches from the grocery store?"<br /> Bonus son: "Yes. Milk, cereal, peanut butter, and cornucopias."</p> <p>Then last week he woke up on the wrong side of the bed. We've been teaching him how to tell time. I sent him to time out. He walks over to the stove clock and says, "It's only 9-2-4 and I'm already going to time out! This is going to be a long day." That one almost made me pee my pants and of course he started laughing once I did. He still however, went to time out. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say#post-20465 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 15:16:36 +0000 brownie 20465@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I taught preschoolers gymnastics for many years. Here are some of my gems.</p> <p>While doing butterflies and looking to see what we see one girl said "I see Barbie and Ken and they are dancing and they are naked."</p> <p>Another one of my students was going to be gone for surgery and he told me about it. "I only have one tenticle." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say#post-20445 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 15:01:55 +0000 prettylizy 20445@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I saw a post on F-book yesterday from one of my friends. She said she was painting her daughters nails and her daughter asked what the clear stuff was for. Friend said "That's the topcoat" Daughter replied "Oh good, now my nails won't get cold". Adorable! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say#post-20393 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 14:10:26 +0000 Rosie Girl 20393@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@winniebee: hahaha!!!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say#post-20387 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 14:04:11 +0000 winniebee 20387@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LOL!</p> <p>My 3 year old niece was looking through a kids clothing catalog and said "Mommy I want to get something spicy." Oh man. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say#post-20383 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 14:01:17 +0000 Rosie Girl 20383@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I just have to share this cuz it cracks me up! Last night my son went poo. I still have to help him wipe because he doesn't have that down quite yet. So I go in the bathroom to help him wipe and he goes "look mom! its a whole family of poops!" hahaha! I about died laughing!</p> <p>What funny things have your kids said or that you've heard kids say? </p>