https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Mon, 17 Aug 2026 05:52:34 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-1#post-368561 Tue, 30 Oct 2012 20:43:50 +0000 Mrs. Pen 368561@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Cowgirl: omg I know right?!?! aghhhh!! I'm scared and excited at the same time. 3 year olds are SO FREAKIN ADORABLE! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-1#post-368557 Tue, 30 Oct 2012 20:42:10 +0000 Mrs. Cowgirl 368557@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Coco Bee: sorry...;) </p> <p>you just wait til cobi is 3!!! :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-1#post-368555 Tue, 30 Oct 2012 20:40:53 +0000 Mrs. Pen 368555@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Cowgirl: dude.... I was totally eating while reading that.. I'm going to barf! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-1#post-368546 Tue, 30 Oct 2012 20:31:33 +0000 Mrs. Cowgirl 368546@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>reviving this to share something funny/gross lil' CB said tonight...</p> <p>he was picking his nose (i know...but he's 3. and a boy.) in the car and i told him to stop. when i went to get him out a few minutes later, he was chewing on something. (you know where this is going...) i asked him to open his mouth and if it was a booger in there. he nodded and spit it out after i told him to. </p> <p>i said, "c, you have GOT to stop picking your nose and eating it! it's SO SO gross!!!" to which he replied, "but, mommy, it's SO SO good!"</p> <p>ewwww.... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-1#post-193726 Mon, 18 Jun 2012 11:12:17 +0000 LuLu Mom 193726@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We spent the last 4 days at the lake with my family, including my 5 year old niece. </p> <p>I was floating on a raft in the water and I hear my 5 year old niece Sanora say this to a random boy she was playing with: </p> <p>"My Aunt Jessie isn't normally that fat, she has a baby in her belly to make her look that way." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-1#post-193702 Mon, 18 Jun 2012 10:50:16 +0000 lovehoneybee 193702@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Jacks: Haha pasty tasty poo made me snort my coffee! Silly girl!</p> <p>@lydg: That's really cute! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-1#post-193229 Sun, 17 Jun 2012 22:14:17 +0000 matador84 193229@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I don't really look pregnant if I am sitting at a table--all belly-so when I stand up most people are like, "WHOA." I was eating at a restaurant a couple weeks ago with family and stood up to leave when my 4 y/o nephew goes to my SIL, quietly, but loud enough for us all to hear, "Whoa, look at her belly!!" It was pretty cute. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-1#post-193225 Sun, 17 Jun 2012 22:06:30 +0000 Mrs. Jacks 193225@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This is kind of gross, but today I was changing Lala's poo poo diap and she wanted to see it. I said "Oh honey, it's really pasty. I'm going to just throw it out." </p> <p>She said, "My poo poo is really tasty?!" I said "No, honey, pasty". She said "Well, it should be tasty."</p> <p>Ick! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-1#post-193221 Sun, 17 Jun 2012 21:59:37 +0000 lovehoneybee 193221@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DH and I spent this afternoon at my IL's house. My BIL/SIL and their two boys, ages 8 and 5, were also there.<br /> So when we first got there, SIL told the 5 year old (Caden) to be really gentle with me (he's usually one that likes to tackle) because I have a little baby in my tummy (I'm 32 weeks pregnant).</p> <p>The conversation that followed, verbatim: </p> <p>SIL: Caden, remember to give Aunt Sarah really gentle hugs so you don't hurt the little baby in her tummy.<br /> Caden: You have a baby in your tummy?<br /> Me: Yes, I do.<br /> He looks at me for a long minute, scrunches his face up, and puts his hands on my belly.<br /> Caden: Why did you eat it? </p> <p>Me and SIL couldn't stop laughing. </p> <p>He then proceeded to tell his brother, BIL, DH, MIL, FIL and DH's aunt that I have a baby in my belly, and I ate it. SIL told me they've been working up to the "how babies are made/grow" conversation, but he's been having trouble grasping it. She kept telling him today that I'm growing a baby in my body like she grew him in hers, but the "tummy" part really threw him off. </p> <p>Seriously the best part of my day.</p> <p>Anyone else have any funny kid quotes they want to share? </p>