https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Thu, 11 Jun 2026 00:10:44 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-2#post-798511 Tue, 21 May 2013 14:55:22 +0000 Rainbow Sprinkles 798511@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>One of the girls I was baby sitting a couple years ago said this to me while we were driving:</p> <p>H: my teeth hurt<br /> Me: oh no! Are you okay?<br /> H: we need to pull over NOW and get something soft for my teeth, like beef jerky.<br /> Me: beef jerky isn't soft....<br /> H: I need it now! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-2#post-798508 Tue, 21 May 2013 14:53:54 +0000 HLK208 798508@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Honeybee: hahahaha!</p> <p>@jmarionsmith: omg! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-2#post-798495 Tue, 21 May 2013 14:50:43 +0000 MissyKris 798495@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This was the conversation my bestie had with her daughters yesterday:</p> <p>Daughter #1: Mom why do people do squats, like what does it do to your body?<br /> Mom: It firms and tightens your butt so that it's not jiggly<br /> Daughter #2: So basically mom has never done them<br /> Daughter #1: Haha </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-2#post-798492 Tue, 21 May 2013 14:48:58 +0000 Boheme 798492@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@jmarionsmith: OMG. Hahahahaha!!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-2#post-798481 Tue, 21 May 2013 14:44:19 +0000 banana 798481@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@jmarionsmith: omg what is it with kids talking about their daddy's peepees? hahaha </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-2#post-798452 Tue, 21 May 2013 14:34:05 +0000 jmarionsmith 798452@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>i occasionally babysit for a family that has nanny. apparently they had decided to potty train by letting their son watch the daddy pee one weekend because their nanny told me when she got to work that monday the son ran up to and excitedly said "guess what?!" to which she replied "what?! he said "my daddy has a huge pee pee and it has a mustache!" </p> <p>i died. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-2#post-798439 Tue, 21 May 2013 14:26:52 +0000 littlek 798439@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MamaMoose: My husband has said that.. LOL.. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-2#post-798434 Tue, 21 May 2013 14:25:05 +0000 ShootingStar 798434@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@wheres_c:, @ladyfingers: Along those lines, when my brother was little he used to refer to black people as "cosbies" because the Cosby show was his only frame of reference. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-2#post-798425 Tue, 21 May 2013 14:21:14 +0000 mediagirl 798425@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Honeybee: No. Way. That is fantastic!! Write that one in the baby book? :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-2#post-798421 Tue, 21 May 2013 14:20:38 +0000 mediagirl 798421@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@banana: oh, you just killed me. The best part was her response!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-2#post-798419 Tue, 21 May 2013 14:19:40 +0000 lilteacherbee 798419@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mediagirl: hahaha I can definitely relate to that teacher. Gah, I don't even know where to start with my stories... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-2#post-798381 Tue, 21 May 2013 14:07:51 +0000 MamaMoose 798381@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@banana: OMG this is the best thing I have ever read! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-2#post-798375 Tue, 21 May 2013 14:05:24 +0000 Honeybee 798375@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@banana: Hehehe. I would have been so embarrassed! :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-2#post-798292 Tue, 21 May 2013 13:34:56 +0000 banana 798292@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Honeybee: OMG, i just read this. SO hilarious!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-2#post-798286 Tue, 21 May 2013 13:33:06 +0000 mrbee 798286@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Honeybee: Haha, you should send that into Reader's Digest!! Hilarious! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-2#post-798272 Tue, 21 May 2013 13:29:53 +0000 banana 798272@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>OMG these are awesome. My son said to a random stranger (woman) at the supermarket last week, "My appah has biiiig peepee!" And she said "Oh, that's nice. He's a lucky man." lol! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-2#post-798138 Tue, 21 May 2013 13:02:17 +0000 sorrycharlie 798138@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>hahaha these are awesome.</p> <p>@MamaMoose: OMG lol! i feel like my husband has said that before. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-2#post-798132 Tue, 21 May 2013 13:00:30 +0000 MrsSCB 798132@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Lol, I love when kids say funny things! I used to love Bill Cosby's "Kids Say the Darndest Things." My sister and I had some good ones when we were little. One time when we were in the car at a stoplight, my sister saw this man standing on the sidewalk and shouted, "Biiiiiig BELLY!" The car windows were open and my mom was mortified. Another time I was walking with my parents and saw some dog poop on the ground. I leaned over to look at it and said, "Oh my GOD, it's sh*t!" My parents knew from my vocal inflection that that one was learned from grandma, lol. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-2#post-798121 Tue, 21 May 2013 12:58:35 +0000 MamaMoose 798121@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My LO can't talk but I'm sure she will have some gems for me!</p> <p>One of my friends sons got out of the car at a rest stop during a long drive and started doing lunges and "adjusting" himself. She asked him why he was doing that and he loudly announced "these things stick together!!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-2#post-798106 Tue, 21 May 2013 12:54:26 +0000 ladyfingers 798106@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>hahaha these are amazeballs. LO can't talk, but similar to @wheres_c: when I was about 4 or so, I was in an airport with my mom and saw an African American lady and said, "Why is that lady so DIRTY" in my loudest voice.</p> <p>I was genuinely curious. My mom was genuinely mortified. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-2#post-797478 Tue, 21 May 2013 10:16:49 +0000 Mrs. Jacks 797478@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Honeybee: That's hilarious! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-2#post-797477 Tue, 21 May 2013 10:16:34 +0000 Mrs. Pen 797477@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@wheres_c: oh no!!! that's awful!!! </p> <p>@swurlygurl: lol!!!</p> <p>@Honeybee: bahahahaa!!! hilarious </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-2#post-797458 Tue, 21 May 2013 10:13:31 +0000 swurlygurl 797458@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@wheres_c: Oh no!! Hahaha, a little but funny though</p> <p>I went to Seattle with my cousin and her 2 kids to be their nanny for a week because they were busy with wedding stuff (not theirs). We were in the van driving to the vacation house, and we were letting the boy (2.5 years) play with those hooks you use to strap stuff on top of the car. We make a stop at the store and take him out but leave the hooks in the car, and he starts crying and screaming in the parking lot "I want my hookers!! I love my hookers!!" We got a couple strange looks... :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-2#post-797322 Tue, 21 May 2013 09:37:21 +0000 wheres_c 797322@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My LO can't talk yet but my dad recently shared this gem with me:</p> <p>When I was 3 or 4 I ran into the first non televised person I've seen wearing a turban. I immediately ran back to my dad screaming loudly "the sword men are coming to get me....."</p> <p>Note to parent me: teach LO about different cultures early and lay off the TV/Aladdin movies. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-2#post-797147 Tue, 21 May 2013 08:24:53 +0000 Honeybee 797147@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Twine: Lol, my daughter went through a period where she was obsessed with nipples, "peanuts," and "ginas." :) Thank goodness they (mostly) grow out of that, right?! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-2#post-797137 Tue, 21 May 2013 08:12:38 +0000 Mrs. Twine 797137@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>When I taught preschool there was a little boy one day who was running around the playground chasing the other kids and yelling, "ho ho ho!" They were just having fun, but when he ran past I jokingly said, "Are you Santa?" To which he responded, "No, I'm a pirate. You know, 'ho ho ho and a bottle of rum?'" And then ran off again.</p> <p>When Ellie was smaller I always used to get embarrassed when we would go to the farm and fleet because they had toy animals with fairly realistic anatomy and she would yell really loudly about which ones had penises and nipples and "testicules." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-2#post-797135 Tue, 21 May 2013 08:11:48 +0000 Honeybee 797135@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Hahahaha!</p> <p>A couple weeks ago we moved into a new house. My husband and I were upstairs putting our bed together and DD was whining about wanting to go to the park. Finally, DH told he we would go to the park when we were done putting all the screws in the bed frame. Totally deadpan, DD said, "Okay, I'm going to watch my show. You guys let me know when you're done screwing." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-2#post-797134 Tue, 21 May 2013 08:11:17 +0000 winniebee 797134@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LOL</p> <p>When my niece was 3 she announced "I'm going to eat lots of carrots so I can get boobies!" Um, what? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-2#post-797132 Tue, 21 May 2013 08:09:57 +0000 mamimami 797132@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>hahahahahaha </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-2#post-797124 Tue, 21 May 2013 08:06:12 +0000 mediagirl 797124@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Last night I went to the last meeting of the year with my ECW group. One of the women there told a few of us a story about one of the kids in her preschool class she teaches:</p> <p>One of her kids was running around the playground, waving two sticks over his head. She said, "John, either drop the sticks or put them over the fence." He said, "I can't drop them, Mrs. Harper, they're my testicles!" Then he said, "I'm an octopus!!" So she bit her tongue and responded, "You are not an octopus and they are not your tentacles. Put them down or put them over the fence." </p> <p>OMG. </p>