https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Fri, 10 Apr 2026 11:55:57 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-part-gazillion#post-2023802 Wed, 14 Jan 2015 15:25:35 +0000 BadgerMom 2023802@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh man, I LOVE these posts. LO is only 7 months, but I can't wait until I can participate in these threads. </p> <p>@rachiecakes: I've been giggling about this all day. I really hope the "other guy" got at least a smile out of it too. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-part-gazillion#post-2023727 Wed, 14 Jan 2015 14:51:22 +0000 MK0180 2023727@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@rachiecakes: I just read this - I can't stop laughing! He's so encouraging!</p> <p>We helped DH's sister and her family move out to CA. We all were looking out to the ocean and her youngest boy piped up,"I just want to pee in that big blue river!"</p> <p>My LO is only 6 mos but I honestly can't wait for these gems (and the embarrassing ones, too where I can hopefully laugh at later on :) ) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-part-gazillion#post-2023698 Wed, 14 Jan 2015 14:35:58 +0000 Torchwood 2023698@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>These are cracking me up!! I made DH read them last night, and he got a kick out of them too. Though so far @rachiecakes' "good job other guy peeing!" has got to be the best! I would die if I heard a kid saying something like that in the bathroom!</p> <p>Though I do remember my aunt saying one of her boys embarrassed her as a toddler by loudly talking to her in a public bathroom about how she was "going poo poo." I know we all do it, but I'd be embarrassed too! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-part-gazillion#post-2023593 Wed, 14 Jan 2015 13:39:01 +0000 2PeasinaPod 2023593@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@rachiecakes: I can't stop laughing about "good job other guy peeing!" This is so something our LO would say too. I really hope "other guy peeing" laughed at this too! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-part-gazillion#post-2023579 Wed, 14 Jan 2015 13:34:17 +0000 Mama Bird 2023579@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@rachiecakes: hahaha DS does that all the time! He's so proud of himself!</p> <p>DS recently walked into the kitchen and loudly announced "more boogies!" I was so startled I choked on my dinner because come on, he just finished a course of antibiotics! So he ran up to me and started clapping me on the back. Such a helpful boy :happy: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-part-gazillion#post-2023431 Wed, 14 Jan 2015 12:15:10 +0000 CakeLady 2023431@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@rachiecakes: "good job other guy peeing!" that is hysterical! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-part-gazillion#post-2023411 Wed, 14 Jan 2015 12:03:19 +0000 rachiecakes 2023411@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We're potty training and always encourage J on the potty. We had taken him out to a restaurant and he had to go. We were the only ones in there and then someone came into the stall next to us. J says, "oh! the other guy's peeing, mama! good job! good job other guy peeing!!"<br /> As we walk out to the waiting area where DH is, he proceeds to tell him about the "giant caca!" "reeeeeeaall big!!" in front of about a dozen guests waiting to be seated. </p> <p>What can you do? We want to encourage him to go when he has to go, lol </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-part-gazillion#post-2023390 Wed, 14 Jan 2015 11:56:38 +0000 Mrs. Sunshine 2023390@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>No sentences here yet (16 months) but yesterday she was purposely banging her head against the wall and going "oops!" lol </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-part-gazillion#post-2023389 Wed, 14 Jan 2015 11:55:58 +0000 yoursilverlining 2023389@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mamimami: haha, that's awesome!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-part-gazillion#post-2023299 Wed, 14 Jan 2015 11:04:25 +0000 mediagirl 2023299@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>A week or two ago, I told my daughter to tell her dad that we needed more blackberries. I told her to tell him he needs to go to the store to get more. Now every time we run out of berries, she says, "Daddy go to the store get Mana (how she says her name) more berries!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-part-gazillion#post-2023286 Wed, 14 Jan 2015 10:59:40 +0000 mamimami 2023286@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@yoursilverlining: Hahaha my son was playing around the other day and pretending he was my husband, ordering at a restaurant. A beer for me, and wine for my wife please! (Then he proceeded to order two beers for his children.) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-part-gazillion#post-2023238 Wed, 14 Jan 2015 10:37:49 +0000 yoursilverlining 2023238@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LO told me that my new mascara looked like “a dada long legs spider” (so, guessing I looked like a drag queen that day) and has on multiple occasions at the grocery store LOUDLY and giddily told me “oh! You need to buy some wine for you, mama!” Helpful, this one. :silly: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-part-gazillion#post-2023181 Wed, 14 Jan 2015 10:00:07 +0000 Mrs. Bee 2023181@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>charlie dropped my iphone and we rolled over it with the stroller so the screen cracked.</p> <p>last week olive was playing in the tub for a long time and when she got out, she said, "Ack my hands are cracked like mommy's phone!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-part-gazillion#post-2023156 Wed, 14 Jan 2015 09:41:22 +0000 blackbird 2023156@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@yellowbird: I think we can all admit that you don't get braces because they look awesome WHILE you're wearing them, hehe. It's the after that makes them worth it! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-part-gazillion#post-2023135 Wed, 14 Jan 2015 09:32:59 +0000 LuLu Mom 2023135@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Last night was a rough night for LO (taking her to doctor today, think she has a UTI) so she asked if she could Facetime grandma and papa. </p> <p>So I call up my parents, and she says Hi, tells them about her potty accidents and her pooping in the tub (yes my 2 1/2 year old pooped in the tub last night :shocked: ) And then...</p> <p>"papa, why you have so many chins?" I guess she was not impressed with the phone angle ;) It got us all laughing and she told him "sit up you look silly" as he was laying down on the couch when face timing. </p> <p>You just never know what she's going to say! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-part-gazillion#post-2023130 Wed, 14 Jan 2015 09:27:38 +0000 Mamaof2 2023130@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Last night my 6 yr ols DS and I were chatting and he asked me if he would still be living with me when he was 50 - I told him no, you will have your own house, a wife, and kids.</p> <p>His reply "No way am I having kids, they are too hard!"<br /> ------<br /> yeah, you got that right kid! :silly: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-part-gazillion#post-2023127 Wed, 14 Jan 2015 09:27:09 +0000 yellowbird 2023127@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@blackbird: hahaha!!! I have braces right now so that makes me laugh! I havent had any comments yet, but they are really ugly. Can't wait to get rid of them! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-part-gazillion#post-2023113 Wed, 14 Jan 2015 09:13:41 +0000 blackbird 2023113@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@yellowbird: My mom said I did this to a woman once, when I was a toddler, except I said it was a clown :shocked: . And apparently I told a lady with braces they were ugly and made her cry. And then I went on to have braces for 5 years lol </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-part-gazillion#post-2023110 Wed, 14 Jan 2015 09:10:16 +0000 yellowbird 2023110@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@jedeve: um yes!! Luckily we were called to our table about 30 seconds later. So embarassing! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-part-gazillion#post-2023109 Wed, 14 Jan 2015 09:10:08 +0000 mamimami 2023109@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I had a close call the other day with my son. We were in the car with the windows down when a guy with one leg was walking towards us. My son was like, "MOMMY LOOK!!! LOOOOOOOK!" And I was inwardly going ohcrapohcrapohcrap and then my son goes, "He's got a Dallas Cowboys shirt on!!!!" PHEW! </p> <p>Oh and when he was just a little baby, maybe like 1, we saw a tiny purse dog and my son started meowing at it. In his defense, it did kind of look like a cat! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-part-gazillion#post-2022917 Tue, 13 Jan 2015 22:50:22 +0000 Mrs. Sunshine 2022917@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Shutterbug: hilarious! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-part-gazillion#post-2022914 Tue, 13 Jan 2015 22:48:27 +0000 Shutterbug 2022914@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@yellowbird: LOL!!</p> <p>My almost 3 yr old niece always asks everyone where they're going when they leave the room. One time recently she asked my FIL (her grandpa) and he said 'upstairs, I have to poop' and she said 'oh, I can do that right here in my diaper, I don't have to go upstairs'. Haha the kid's got this thing figured out - who needs potty training :wink: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-part-gazillion#post-2022910 Tue, 13 Jan 2015 22:45:21 +0000 jedeve 2022910@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@yellowbird: oh no! Did she hear?? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-part-gazillion#post-2022907 Tue, 13 Jan 2015 22:42:09 +0000 kentuckygirl 2022907@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@SeptMomma12: laughing so hard! Thanks! :happy: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-part-gazillion#post-2022892 Tue, 13 Jan 2015 22:22:21 +0000 yellowbird 2022892@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>One time dh, dd and I were waiting for a table at a crowded restaurant and an older lady walks in with copious amounts of makeup on. LO gasps and says in the loudest voice "Do you see her mask?? Look at that mask! I don't like that!"</p> <p>It was right around halloween, ugh! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-part-gazillion#post-2022883 Tue, 13 Jan 2015 22:02:58 +0000 SeptMomma12 2022883@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LO told me one of his friends went home sick from day care today. I asked what was wrong and he said "He had a thermometer stuck in his ear. It was bad, mama." I assume they must have taken the kid's temperature and sent him home with a fever... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-part-gazillion#post-2022839 Tue, 13 Jan 2015 21:24:57 +0000 Pancakes 2022839@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Last month, we were all in the car, and I was talking to DH about what he might want for Christmas. LO pipes up from the back seat: "You already have me, what else do you want?" :happy:</p> <p>Also, once DH said to LO: "You look beautiful today," and she replied, "I'm not beautiful, I'm just gorgeous." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-part-gazillion#post-2022822 Tue, 13 Jan 2015 21:11:58 +0000 Mrs. Pen 2022822@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DH was pretending to be sad and J said, "daddy you sad? You need to go to the doctor and get a bandaid."<br /> It was cute </p> <p>And his christmas special: after he got his train table and opened his police car I exclaimed, "Cobi! Look at all your fun toys! Isn't it everything you wanted!" And my not-even three-year-old said, "well I really wanted a firetruck." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-part-gazillion#post-2022816 Tue, 13 Jan 2015 21:07:42 +0000 Mrs. Sunshine 2022816@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@jedeve: I am laughing so hard I can't breathe! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-kids-say-part-gazillion#post-2022808 Tue, 13 Jan 2015 21:00:52 +0000 luckypenny 2022808@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Today E told me she "had a crab in her throat" ? </p>