https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Fri, 29 May 2026 21:36:31 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-lo-said-lately#post-1986204 Tue, 16 Dec 2014 09:07:02 +0000 Mrs. Jump Rope 1986204@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We had dinner at my parents house Sunday night and their power went out</p> <p>Chloe said "UGH pop pop! Did you pay the bills?!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-lo-said-lately#post-1986200 Tue, 16 Dec 2014 09:05:36 +0000 LuLu Mom 1986200@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MrsBrewer: @lamariniere: she came up with that all on her own. She busted the door open one time and goes "what are you doing?" and he said "I'm going potty" and she goes "huh through a tail" and walked out, and it has stuck. I should correct her....but it's too cute and I really don't want to hear my 2 year old running around saying penis ;) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-lo-said-lately#post-1986074 Tue, 16 Dec 2014 04:09:43 +0000 lamariniere 1986074@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Last night we were talking about fires for some reason.</p> <p>"If we see smoke we can look for a fire. Maybe it's a BBQ, maybe it's the kitchen, maybe someone crazy set the house on fire."</p> <p>@LuLu Mom: hahaha! So funny!</p> <p>@JennyD: awww! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-lo-said-lately#post-1985496 Mon, 15 Dec 2014 16:16:59 +0000 MrsBrewer 1985496@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@LuLu Mom: his tail!!! LOL!!!!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-lo-said-lately#post-1985448 Mon, 15 Dec 2014 15:35:15 +0000 erinpye 1985448@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Kimberlybee: haha thank you! She cracks me up :silly: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-lo-said-lately#post-1985112 Mon, 15 Dec 2014 12:48:04 +0000 LuLu Mom 1985112@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My LO is full of them these days! </p> <p>E: I have a wedgie<br /> me: that's okay that happens with big girl panties, just pick it.<br /> E: Gross, DADDY PICK MY BUTT! (we were in a store) </p> <p>E sitting on the toilet, I asked if she had to go poopy or was it a false alarm?<br /> E: mommy it's coming, it's just big, hold on.<br /> Me: okay that's fine take your time.<br /> E: stop talking to me, I concentrate. (starts to grunt) </p> <p>E: Mommy, daddy says I can't watch him potty.<br /> me: that's okay, daddy's a boy he needs his privacy.<br /> E: he doesn't want me to see his tail. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-lo-said-lately#post-1985102 Mon, 15 Dec 2014 12:44:33 +0000 .twist. 1985102@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@dagret: bahaha! Poop love. HILARIOUS. Our LO likes to flush the toilet too, but he never uses it...... So, random flushing all day long! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-lo-said-lately#post-1985036 Mon, 15 Dec 2014 12:23:23 +0000 dagret 1985036@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"Daddy! Get out of the shower! It's my turn!" (he's 22 months.) </p> <p>He also likes to flush the toilet and say "Good-bye poop! I love you!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-lo-said-lately#post-1984532 Mon, 15 Dec 2014 04:39:41 +0000 SugarplumsMom 1984532@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"Det cunt! Det cunt! Det CUNT!!!" While pointing outside.</p> <p>She means "det är kallt" (it's cold) in Swedish. It snowed overnight. Lol. :grin: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-lo-said-lately#post-1984507 Mon, 15 Dec 2014 01:50:25 +0000 Kimberlybee 1984507@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@erinpye: LOL!! She is so funny and too cute. "You're nuts", that video was so funny. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-lo-said-lately#post-1984480 Sun, 14 Dec 2014 23:24:12 +0000 JennyD 1984480@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Me: are you growing again?<br /> H: no. I'm gonna stay little forever. Cuz that's what you wanna hear.</p> <p>And today, explaining how excited I was to be making Christmas cookies with her, she smiles and replies " yeah, and did you know you forgot to bring me some milk." Hallmark moment over... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-lo-said-lately#post-1984029 Sun, 14 Dec 2014 13:58:04 +0000 erinpye 1984029@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My mom asked my 2.5 year old what she wanted for Christmas, and she replied, "a real puppy! But, that's not gonna happen." I was laughing so hard because she's right, a real puppy is *not* happening! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-lo-said-lately#post-1983646 Sun, 14 Dec 2014 00:54:44 +0000 brownie 1983646@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Daddy was wearing a tie (which he never ever does).</p> <p>LO: What's That (pointing to the tie)<br /> Daddy: It's a Tie<br /> LO: That's interesting. I've never seen a tie like that before. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-lo-said-lately#post-1983634 Sat, 13 Dec 2014 23:55:49 +0000 leelee 1983634@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>While putting my 2 year old down for the night she suddenly gets up and walks to the door. I ask her where she's going. She replies "mommy, I go to disneyland" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-lo-said-lately#post-1983585 Sat, 13 Dec 2014 21:53:20 +0000 apis 1983585@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>When I had the temerity to ask DW something when she was about to begin reading a book to DS, he piped up:</p> <p>"No, no, Mama! *Don't* talk to Dada!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-lo-said-lately#post-1983557 Sat, 13 Dec 2014 21:28:27 +0000 matador84 1983557@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Make me more cookies mama.<br /> I'm honest mama! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-lo-said-lately#post-1983533 Sat, 13 Dec 2014 21:09:41 +0000 Arden 1983533@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>To my friend about her new baby girl when she started crying: "Hey Tashi, needs that baby some ny-ny!" (Ny-ny is her word for breastfeeding).</p> <p>"Dat baby no eats pizza mama? Ok, I eats all the pizza."</p> <p>"Hey Tashi's monkey!" Referring to Tasha's husband... :P </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-lo-said-lately#post-1983497 Sat, 13 Dec 2014 20:27:59 +0000 SeptMomma12 1983497@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LO (27 months) picked his nose and said "Whoa Mama, look at this! I got a giant BURGER!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-lo-said-lately#post-1983492 Sat, 13 Dec 2014 20:14:52 +0000 jedeve 1983492@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Sunshine: haha thanks! I think he is pretty cute. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-lo-said-lately#post-1983476 Sat, 13 Dec 2014 19:35:09 +0000 808love 1983476@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>You guys are cracking me up!<br /> Just returned from a Winter Wonderland and LO got her photo taken in a life size nativity set holding baby doll Jesus. She looked so serious and afterward she told me "I was pretending he had a poop!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-lo-said-lately#post-1983401 Sat, 13 Dec 2014 17:13:24 +0000 wonderstruck 1983401@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Dandelion: That is too.funny! Love it when kids reference random stuff like that.</p> <p>L doesn't have a ton of words, but when he is bored with me he has started picking up his case of little books with a handle on it like it's a suitcase, waving, saying BYE, and then marching over to the door, twisting the knob, and getting mad when he can't open it. Then he just waves more forcefully and says bye louder until I convince him to come back. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-lo-said-lately#post-1983328 Sat, 13 Dec 2014 15:10:20 +0000 Dandelion 1983328@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>D asked the other day what was for dinner. When I told him lasagna, he said, "who am I, Garfield?" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-lo-said-lately#post-1983299 Sat, 13 Dec 2014 14:11:03 +0000 Mrs. Pen 1983299@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@jedeve: haha so cute! J did something similar yesterday. I was about to leave and he was pretending his banana was a phone and was saying, "Bye mama!" And I said, "I love you!" He replied, into the banana, "I love you so much!" I'd never heard him say that so I replied, "Aww that is so sweet honey! That makes me so happy." He pauses, and says, "Okay, bye." and hangs up his banana phone. lol it was pretty cute. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-lo-said-lately#post-1983285 Sat, 13 Dec 2014 13:40:57 +0000 littlebug 1983285@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We were out for lunch with my mom and stepdad, and when I was at the restroom, my mom tried to teach D to say "Go Eagles." Well, we're a Steelers/Cowboys house, so that will NEVER work for us. I caught her trying to get him to say it as I walked back to the table and I said "Oh no, no Eagles!" D turned to my mom, pointed his little finger at her, and said, "No, Gigi, no Eagles! Go Steelers!" I about fell over. Even the lady at the table behind us laughed out loud! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-lo-said-lately#post-1983208 Sat, 13 Dec 2014 10:31:44 +0000 Mrs. Sunshine 1983208@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@jedeve: your child is always hilarious. I love when you comment on these posts! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-lo-said-lately#post-1983159 Sat, 13 Dec 2014 09:13:26 +0000 T.H.O.U. 1983159@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Happy new "Ears"!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-lo-said-lately#post-1983089 Sat, 13 Dec 2014 05:17:52 +0000 jedeve 1983089@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Me: G, go tell daddy dinner is ready.<br /> G; daddy! Dinner is yummy!</p> <p>G: no, don't go bye daddy! I don't want to miss you. </p> <p>Me: I love you, G.<br /> G: Oh. I love water. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-lo-said-lately#post-1982752 Fri, 12 Dec 2014 17:13:24 +0000 autumnlove 1982752@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LO 1 "Mommy, I know your secret!"</p> <p>LO 2 "Read this!" over and over and over! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-lo-said-lately#post-1982751 Fri, 12 Dec 2014 17:12:32 +0000 oliviaoblivia 1982751@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"Daddy farted."</p> <p>He was downstairs at the time. She was the one that farted. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-lo-said-lately#post-1982740 Fri, 12 Dec 2014 17:02:03 +0000 Kimberlybee 1982740@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@stargal: awwww so funny! Very creative P. :wink: :heart: </p>