https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Fri, 01 May 2026 15:06:15 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-so-has-said#post-1412231 Mon, 10 Feb 2014 14:39:34 +0000 Smurfette 1412231@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>When I told DH that I was a hostess now, and he asked if I was going to get paid. Haha! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-so-has-said#post-1412227 Mon, 10 Feb 2014 14:38:05 +0000 BSB 1412227@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Jump Rope: LOL! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-so-has-said#post-1411871 Mon, 10 Feb 2014 12:54:41 +0000 Mrs. Jump Rope 1411871@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>When my husband broke his leg and was in the hospital, he was on morphine for pain. He'd just had an external fixator put on.</p> <p>He slept a lot but friends always came by to visit anyway. One day he woke up and said, "you know when it's the time, but not actually the time, because it's another time?" and I said "...daylight savings?!" And he goes "YUP!" then fell back asleep. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-so-has-said#post-1411837 Mon, 10 Feb 2014 12:41:22 +0000 snowjewelz 1411837@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrsjyw: hahaha too funny!</p> <p>DH makes me laugh all the time, but most of the things it's stupid jokes between us. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-so-has-said#post-1411819 Mon, 10 Feb 2014 12:35:18 +0000 mrsjyw 1411819@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I don't know if it's funny per se---</p> <p>But I came home from the gym the other night and his response was</p> <p>"Babe, you're working so hard on your body....only to have me knock u up again!" (we'll be ttc later this year) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-so-has-said#post-1411817 Mon, 10 Feb 2014 12:34:11 +0000 BSB 1411817@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@coacheswife123: Haha. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-so-has-said#post-1411706 Mon, 10 Feb 2014 12:02:47 +0000 pl0508 1411706@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"I'm a much lighter sleeper now that we have LO" THAT is comical. He sleeps like the dead. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-things-your-so-has-said#post-1411682 Mon, 10 Feb 2014 11:57:56 +0000 BSB 1411682@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>In response to cleaning the oven... my DH said "You don't have to clean the oven, there's no way to clean it."</p> <p>I asked him how to spell gorgeous and he said, "Like George..." My response "George-jus? Really??"</p> <p>He left this note on my desk. "In case of zombie attack, grab the dogs and head to Walmart!" </p>