https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Fri, 15 May 2026 03:21:02 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-words-toddlers-say/page/2#post-1884797 Wed, 01 Oct 2014 16:40:27 +0000 hellobeeboston 1884797@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@winniebee: that is so stinking cute!!</p> <p>LO says Dookie for cookie which is just wrong and funny. </p> <p>And he says Butt for Bike. I have heard him say bike, but he insists on calling it a butt! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-words-toddlers-say/page/2#post-1884739 Wed, 01 Oct 2014 15:51:26 +0000 swurlygurl 1884739@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>She's pretty good at animal sound, but a duck says 'duck duck duck'. Cracks me up<br /> Ice is 'eyeeeee'<br /> I guess not technically wrong just funny, but when I turn on the light in the mornings she covers her face and yells at me 'EYES!' </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-words-toddlers-say#post-1884679 Wed, 01 Oct 2014 15:14:01 +0000 rrachael 1884679@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrskc: Mine says ee-goo for yogurt ... It's hilarious. She says other words so clearly but somehow that one got mangled ;) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-words-toddlers-say#post-1884603 Wed, 01 Oct 2014 14:21:02 +0000 Lindsay05 1884603@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Pizza=poppits<br /> Playgroup=grapefruit<br /> Puffed wheat=hot dogs<br /> Daniel Tiger=daga daga </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-words-toddlers-say#post-1884578 Wed, 01 Oct 2014 14:11:31 +0000 JerricaBenton 1884578@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Socks are cocks :-/ </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-words-toddlers-say#post-1884572 Wed, 01 Oct 2014 14:09:42 +0000 littlebug 1884572@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@shopaholic: D will rarely identify an animal by the name, it's always by the sound. With the exception of the sheep at the Fair last week, which he kept running up to going, "hi, cow...moo!" then running off and giggling. </p> <p>@loveisstrange: I called my stuffed animals my buddies when I was little. </p> <p>I said this on another post the other day, but it kills me. Our cat's name is Padfoot, but D is *insistent* on calling her Ahwah. No idea where it came from. </p> <p>Fan/light - bai<br /> Truck - bubut (but only pickup trucks...big rigs are busses) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-words-toddlers-say#post-1884560 Wed, 01 Oct 2014 13:59:58 +0000 mediagirl 1884560@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Bussy for Bus and Shooook for her friend Luke.<br /> Oh, and Szzooop for Soup....we may have helped her with that one, though. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-words-toddlers-say#post-1884557 Wed, 01 Oct 2014 13:58:16 +0000 mrsjyw 1884557@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>MALAMA = "grandma"</p> <p>BUHBUH = "buddy" our yorkie</p> <p>He mostly identifies animals by the sound they make even though he knows how to say their proper name. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-words-toddlers-say#post-1884546 Wed, 01 Oct 2014 13:52:15 +0000 ValentineMommy 1884546@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@californiadreams: We have the same thing over here "cock" = clock! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-words-toddlers-say#post-1884536 Wed, 01 Oct 2014 13:50:28 +0000 abmamma 1884536@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My 2 year old also says "help you" instead of "help me" but my current favorite is that say says "no please" instead of "no thank you!" We get A LOT of "no please" these days-- definitely better than a straight up no though! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-words-toddlers-say#post-1884491 Wed, 01 Oct 2014 13:29:01 +0000 Kimberlybee 1884491@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My DD says the funniest things recently. I do have to translate sometimes but it's so cute!</p> <p>Please = peace<br /> I love you = I dub ya<br /> Give me = gimme baby (she refers to herself as baby). So we're trying to stop calling her baby and just her name now </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-words-toddlers-say#post-1878551 Fri, 26 Sep 2014 08:48:52 +0000 loveisstrange 1878551@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>C calls blankets "buddy". lol. She has a blanket and she's always "Where the buddy go?!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-words-toddlers-say#post-1878541 Fri, 26 Sep 2014 08:41:39 +0000 BandDmommy 1878541@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@californiadreams: hahahhaha... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-words-toddlers-say#post-1878344 Fri, 26 Sep 2014 01:13:44 +0000 shopaholic 1878344@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This thread is so cute! We don't have too many words to mix up yet, but I'm loving the animal sounds she's working on these days!</p> <p>What does a dog say? "woo woo"<br /> What does a cat say? "mao" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-words-toddlers-say#post-1878318 Fri, 26 Sep 2014 00:07:26 +0000 cyndistar3 1878318@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Lilly called chocolate milk chicken milk for the longest time... always made me laugh! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-words-toddlers-say#post-1878308 Thu, 25 Sep 2014 23:51:14 +0000 jedeve 1878308@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My LO asks to "hold the mama" or "hold the dada." It's so cute! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-words-toddlers-say#post-1878209 Thu, 25 Sep 2014 21:49:05 +0000 Mrs. Sunshine 1878209@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MamaChin: haha!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-words-toddlers-say#post-1878203 Thu, 25 Sep 2014 21:40:14 +0000 californiadreams 1878203@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Milk = kah<br /> Clock = cock<br /> Fox = fock ( sounds like f*uck)<br /> syrop = buh-ba (not sure how he came up with that one)<br /> water = utter </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-words-toddlers-say#post-1878182 Thu, 25 Sep 2014 21:21:03 +0000 Arden 1878182@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Bug = "Dude".<br /> Butterfly = "Flutterdude".<br /> Music = "Mumulls".<br /> Water = "Glug Glug". </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-words-toddlers-say#post-1878167 Thu, 25 Sep 2014 21:04:52 +0000 Boheme 1878167@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>He yells "quack quack!" at the ducks at the zoo and at the park, except it sounds like "cock cock!", and then everyone stares at us :meh: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-words-toddlers-say#post-1878163 Thu, 25 Sep 2014 20:57:43 +0000 winniebee 1878163@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MamaChin: LOL! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-words-toddlers-say#post-1878162 Thu, 25 Sep 2014 20:57:13 +0000 winniebee 1878162@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Also Cindarella is "cindaboolella". Lol </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-words-toddlers-say#post-1878143 Thu, 25 Sep 2014 20:44:19 +0000 erinpye 1878143@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>She confuses "twinkle" and "tinkle." "Mommy, I went a little twinkle in the potty!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-words-toddlers-say#post-1878133 Thu, 25 Sep 2014 20:38:50 +0000 MamaChin 1878133@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Umbrella sounds like "oh brotha"</p> <p>The funniest is poon = spoon, as in "Mama eat poon?" when I'm eating with a spoon and I'm forced to say yes. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-words-toddlers-say#post-1878084 Thu, 25 Sep 2014 20:09:36 +0000 NovBaby1112 1878084@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@BandDmommy: @SeptMomma12: haha, same..."hold you?" "carry you?" for hold me and carry me </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-words-toddlers-say#post-1878081 Thu, 25 Sep 2014 20:07:41 +0000 BandDmommy 1878081@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@SeptMomma12: hahaha.. My LO says the same.. It's so cute!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-words-toddlers-say#post-1878078 Thu, 25 Sep 2014 20:06:54 +0000 winniebee 1878078@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@BandDmommy: same! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-words-toddlers-say#post-1878077 Thu, 25 Sep 2014 20:06:44 +0000 winniebee 1878077@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@SeptMomma12: lol so cute. My son also says "mama I hold<br /> You" when he wants to be held. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-words-toddlers-say#post-1878075 Thu, 25 Sep 2014 20:06:14 +0000 winniebee 1878075@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Also "I wanna shookada" = "I want to look at the...." Say what? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/funny-words-toddlers-say#post-1878061 Thu, 25 Sep 2014 20:02:38 +0000 SeptMomma12 1878061@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>When he wants to be carried up the stairs, he says "I carry you up Mama." I can't bring myself to correct him yet because it's just so cute! </p>