https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Mon, 13 Jul 2026 01:17:10 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/gross-things-that-come-with-parenting#post-2194698 Sun, 31 May 2015 16:29:25 +0000 Ginabean3 2194698@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>When she poop/farted into the tub....... :shocked: </p> <p>I would have preferred a solid log..... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/gross-things-that-come-with-parenting#post-2194624 Sun, 31 May 2015 13:00:41 +0000 Foodnerd81 2194624@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Wait, how did no one mention this?? THE SNOT SUCKER! You must really love someone when you will literally suck the snot out of their face. Dh won't even do it, the most he would do was help hold her down. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/gross-things-that-come-with-parenting#post-2194496 Sun, 31 May 2015 08:47:06 +0000 MamaBehr 2194496@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. High Heels: It was disgusting! His hands were brown and he had brown spit around his mouth. And, I'm in my first trimester. It was a rough morning! Luckily, he didn't get sick or have any side effects. Hopefully he learned his lesson :silly: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/gross-things-that-come-with-parenting#post-2194476 Sun, 31 May 2015 07:19:39 +0000 Dandelion 2194476@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Right now we're dealing with so much snot. When I wipe M's nose, he cries, which makes it like a faucet. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/gross-things-that-come-with-parenting#post-2194474 Sun, 31 May 2015 07:15:55 +0000 ALV91711 2194474@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Projectile poop when he was a newborn, gross!</p> <p>Last night being repeatedly thrown up on. It was a mess and of course DH is away. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/gross-things-that-come-with-parenting#post-2194469 Sun, 31 May 2015 07:02:16 +0000 Rocker2014 2194469@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DH was changing DD's diaper when she peed all over the table and him. He didn't have another diaper handy, so he picked her up bare bottomed and started walking with her across the house to get one. Of course, DD started pooping but he didn't notice, and they left a trail of baby poop all over the first floor of our house. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/gross-things-that-come-with-parenting#post-2194458 Sun, 31 May 2015 02:26:42 +0000 Mrs. High Heels 2194458@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>- Fishing poop out of the bathtub<br /> - Cleaning poop that got smeared on bedsheets<br /> - Projectile vomited on - that bile smell is atrocious<br /> - Found DS in his crib covered in blood - he had a bloody nose and smeared it all over himself, the crib, his face/hair/arms... it looked like something out of a horror movie<br /> - Getting snot wiped on me<br /> - Picking boogers out of their noses with my bare hands<br /> - Getting peed on in the mouth and eyes</p> <p>@MamaBehr: He ATE his own poop?! Omg... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/gross-things-that-come-with-parenting#post-2194301 Sat, 30 May 2015 14:51:43 +0000 MamaBehr 2194301@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Most recent gross things:<br /> DS#1 used a rainboot to drink from a puddle full of rainwater and mud<br /> DS#2 ate his own poo. That's what I get for not getting him right away when he wakes up in the morning! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/gross-things-that-come-with-parenting#post-2194206 Sat, 30 May 2015 10:40:11 +0000 MrsBrewer 2194206@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Lol I'm sitting here reading these as I'm 39 weeks pregnant complaining I want labor to start. Maybe I can wait s few more days :wink: :silly: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/gross-things-that-come-with-parenting#post-2194203 Sat, 30 May 2015 10:32:33 +0000 erinpye 2194203@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>So many puke stories! DD1 puked so much on me once as a newborn (she puked a lot every day--reflux, but this was different), that she soaked my 3 layers of tops, and pants through to my skin, and the couch and blanket I was using while nursing her. When she was about 1.5 yrs she got a UTI that caused her to vomit curdled milk repeatedly, all over me, the living room, the path to the bathroom, and herself. </p> <p>DD2 hasn't been a huge puker, but she's the one that decided pooping in the bath is fun, and has done that quite a few times. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/gross-things-that-come-with-parenting#post-2193936 Fri, 29 May 2015 21:36:42 +0000 avivoca 2193936@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@reyorra: @KT326: Mystery vomit has happened to us twice now. I still have no idea when in the night it happened. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/gross-things-that-come-with-parenting#post-2193930 Fri, 29 May 2015 21:18:04 +0000 reyorra 2193930@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Astro Bee: My son peed in his eye once...</p> <p>@KT326: we had the nighttime vomit/fall back asleep thing happen the night after our daughter's first birthday. Her vomit was multicolored (but mostly blue) from all the frosting on her smash cake! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/gross-things-that-come-with-parenting#post-2193885 Fri, 29 May 2015 20:28:53 +0000 Boogs 2193885@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Puke in my mouth. And not my own. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/gross-things-that-come-with-parenting#post-2193475 Fri, 29 May 2015 12:44:09 +0000 Foodnerd81 2193475@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Some of these are making me realize I have so much worse in store for me... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/gross-things-that-come-with-parenting#post-2193468 Fri, 29 May 2015 12:40:20 +0000 Astro Bee 2193468@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Was holding my infant during a Skype call with my parents and noticed that my leg was getting warm. During the last diaper change I hadn't ensured that the ruffles were outside the leg holes. DS had an enormous poo that leaked out his diaper, all down his leg, puddled in his foot bottoms, and leaked out somewhere along the seam onto my pants. We both had a bath/shower after the initial cleanup, but mine didn't get to happen for over 2 hrs!</p> <p>Also, when DH was changing our son a few days ago, he called out to me. DS had peed in his own mouth (which I honestly laughed at - such a bad mom!) and was screaming his head off. Not actually gross towards me, but gross for the baby! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/gross-things-that-come-with-parenting#post-2193414 Fri, 29 May 2015 12:03:23 +0000 Meridian 2193414@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>A few weeks ago, trying to take LO's temp rectally, and then poop started oozing out onto my fingers. Lovely! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/gross-things-that-come-with-parenting#post-2193389 Fri, 29 May 2015 11:34:07 +0000 catomd00 2193389@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My husband was carrying dd to the tub last night when she farted on his arm. He didn't realize until he put her in the tub she had sharted all over him! Lol. Then continued to poop in the tub! Poor sick babe!</p> <p>I also got thrown up on more times this week then one would ever want to! Projectile down the shirt every morning. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/gross-things-that-come-with-parenting#post-2193387 Fri, 29 May 2015 11:33:13 +0000 dagret 2193387@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>L threw up in the car on my first solo road trip with both kids...after he had 3 eggs for breakfast. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/gross-things-that-come-with-parenting#post-2193379 Fri, 29 May 2015 11:24:20 +0000 lovehoneybee 2193379@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>E had a stomach flu a few months ago, and I was thrown up on three times, and he threw up in both cars. And the grossest part was that he was SO upset about it, and wanted to be held, so I did, while we were both covered in puke because he's my baby and he needed a hug. </p> <p>Also, one of the times he threw up on me he was sitting on the toilet with diarrhea. I felt so bad for him! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/gross-things-that-come-with-parenting#post-2193376 Fri, 29 May 2015 11:18:58 +0000 PurplePeony 2193376@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>When she was a couple months old, she went like a week without pooping. Finally did, and it was the blowout to end all blowouts. My parents were visiting and it took my mom, me, and DH to clean it up. We drew a bath so we could get DD cleaned up, put her in, and...turned out she wasn't finished. And since it was EBF poo, it basically dissolved instantly into the water. It was...ugh. Just ugh. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/gross-things-that-come-with-parenting#post-2193336 Fri, 29 May 2015 10:52:22 +0000 KT326 2193336@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>One night when he was about 18 months I heard him cough but he settled right back down so I didn't go in there. When I went to get him in the morning I opened the door and the smell of vomit and poop hit me. My poor guy had vomited and then slept in it! He also had diarrhea (luckily that all stayed in the diaper!). I got him and and took him to the bathroom to give him a bath. As he is standing in the tub he vomits again. I take him out to clean the tub and he starts pooping all over the bathroom floor. I quickly throw him in the now clean tub so at least the poop is contained. It was a crazy morning. And of course DH was out of town. I finally got us all cleaned up and he was fine the rest of the day. Although it took 3-4 washed to get the vomit smell out of his hair. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/gross-things-that-come-with-parenting#post-2193317 Fri, 29 May 2015 10:33:16 +0000 Greentea 2193317@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I have found her completely covered in poop... in her room.... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/gross-things-that-come-with-parenting#post-2193265 Fri, 29 May 2015 09:54:57 +0000 T-Mom 2193265@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Leaning over and calmly catching my child's vomit in my hands so that it wouldn't soil someone else's carpet. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/gross-things-that-come-with-parenting#post-2193218 Fri, 29 May 2015 09:29:20 +0000 catlady 2193218@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@TheSwissWifeStyle: Normal baby wipes to wipe off furniture, normal laundry cycle for the bedding, and clorox wipes for the carpet! After it happened a bunch of times, we also just learned to keep a towel nearby and essentially hold it up like a shield if she started doing it. Lol. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/gross-things-that-come-with-parenting#post-2193215 Fri, 29 May 2015 09:28:00 +0000 MamaChin 2193215@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I was holding my standing DS, then 8 months, in his tub on the sink when he started to make the poop face. So I held him in one arm while the other hand caught the poops. Throwing them into the toilet as they came out. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/gross-things-that-come-with-parenting#post-2193208 Fri, 29 May 2015 09:23:29 +0000 Foodnerd81 2193208@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Being puked on was probably the worst but that has only happened once, so I'm grateful for that. We had just cleaned her all up after puking all over her crib, I was holding her to settle her before putting her back to bed. All over me. I just stood there and called out "I need help!"</p> <p>More recently she pooped in the tub several times. But at least they were mostly solid. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/gross-things-that-come-with-parenting#post-2193198 Fri, 29 May 2015 09:18:15 +0000 TheSwissWifeStyle 2193198@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@PinkElephant: oh man. I think I would have just said "Uh, yup...they're goners." </p> <p>@catlady: How exactly do you clean up after that one!? </p> <p>This mom to be is scared now! lol </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/gross-things-that-come-with-parenting#post-2192080 Thu, 28 May 2015 13:50:26 +0000 BabyBoecksMom 2192080@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Being projectile vomited on for 6 days straight while my reflux baby had a stomach bug. Gross!</p> <p>@mediagirl: HAHA - I had that happen the other night.... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/gross-things-that-come-with-parenting#post-2191993 Thu, 28 May 2015 13:16:22 +0000 CakeLady 2191993@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mediagirl: ear tubes allow fluid that would build up behind the ear drum and create pressure, pain, and infection to pass through. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/gross-things-that-come-with-parenting#post-2191966 Thu, 28 May 2015 13:09:21 +0000 jhd 2191966@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Worst so far has been a large poop in the bathtub. And DH wasn't there so I had to get LO out, cleaned up, dressed, and then finally get the mess cleaned up. </p>