https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:01:07 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-kid-said-any-funnies-lately#post-2633886 Fri, 07 Oct 2016 17:09:57 +0000 JCCovi 2633886@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@lilyann: ahah! Yes, she just saw Frozen the weekend before! Thanks for helping clear that up! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-kid-said-any-funnies-lately#post-2633653 Fri, 07 Oct 2016 10:56:53 +0000 mediagirl 2633653@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Not mine but this morning my daughter said, "Hey, X, my mommy is picking me up today!" And X said, "My mommy is picking me up early for a flu shot!" All excited....poor kid. Haha. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-kid-said-any-funnies-lately#post-2633431 Thu, 06 Oct 2016 22:13:32 +0000 Mama Bird 2633431@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Alba4: haha, that reminds me when DS went through a phase of declaring that when he grows up he doesn't want to work, he only wants to be a daddy and be on vacation! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-kid-said-any-funnies-lately#post-2633410 Thu, 06 Oct 2016 21:25:24 +0000 Alba4 2633410@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My 3 year old son came to the dentist with me yesterday.<br /> Hygienist: Do you want to be a dentist when you grow up?<br /> DS: No.<br /> Hygienist: What do you want to be when you grow up?<br /> DS: I want to be a man!</p> <p>Ha! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-kid-said-any-funnies-lately#post-2633142 Thu, 06 Oct 2016 16:15:09 +0000 Mrs. Sunshine 2633142@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>DD just randomly walked up to me and said "why did you come back?"<br /> Me: "come back where?"<br /> DD: "here"<br /> Me: "I live here"<br /> DD: "no. You can live in the other homes."<br /> Me: "then who will take care of you?"<br /> DD: *laughing* "you can just come to my house then leave"</p> <p>Alrighty then </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-kid-said-any-funnies-lately#post-2632695 Thu, 06 Oct 2016 08:37:58 +0000 littlebug 2632695@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>The other night D told us he didn't want his fan to oscillate!</p> <p>He's been telling us these elaborate stories about his job at the museum. He drives there in his red car (which looks like a batmobile). His job is to fight the sharks/dinosaurs/Iron Man. He tells it so convincingly, too! </p> <p>And last night my sister texted that her son (3y) said to them at dinner, "Did you guys hear what Donald Trump said?" My sister and BIL said "No, what did he say?" Then Q said "Flowers!" and started hysterically laughing. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-kid-said-any-funnies-lately#post-2632573 Thu, 06 Oct 2016 04:58:03 +0000 travelgirl1 2632573@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"I need a poop. A massive poop. A colossal poop with an M for Mummy stamped on it"<br /> Okay kid :silly: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-kid-said-any-funnies-lately#post-2632548 Wed, 05 Oct 2016 21:31:15 +0000 808love 2632548@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We took a peaceful walk yesterday and LO says, "Boy there is so much sirence (silence) on this street."</p> <p>A few moments later we heard an ambulance. She cracked up laughing and said, "Not that kind of sirence (sirens)!!! That's pretty funny, right Mom?!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-kid-said-any-funnies-lately#post-2632356 Wed, 05 Oct 2016 14:57:17 +0000 CakeLady 2632356@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>One of our cars was totalled. DS asked where the car was. </p> <p>Me: It was in an accident and is very broken.<br /> DS: Are we going to fix it?<br /> Me: Well, it is too broken to fix it.<br /> DS: We need a bigger tool! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-kid-said-any-funnies-lately#post-2632339 Wed, 05 Oct 2016 14:25:42 +0000 lilyann 2632339@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@JCCovi: Has she watched frozen a few times? I think Anna says that line to Elsa. haha. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-kid-said-any-funnies-lately#post-2632312 Wed, 05 Oct 2016 14:00:06 +0000 alphagam84 2632312@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@808love: That is so cute! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-kid-said-any-funnies-lately#post-2631978 Tue, 04 Oct 2016 22:58:25 +0000 wheres_c 2631978@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We've been teaching B that you don't touch your junk in public....<br /> Me: "B remember what I told you about touching yourself in public"<br /> B "ok mommy, I'm going to go to my room so I can play with my penis".</p> <p>I thought this would happen at 14, not 4! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-kid-said-any-funnies-lately#post-2631967 Tue, 04 Oct 2016 22:20:34 +0000 Mrs.Panda 2631967@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh man I love these threads.</p> <p>DD is almost 2 and loves correcting people. Her funniest is when you say to sit on her bottom and she goes "That's not bottom, that's butt!" In her little toddler voice. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-kid-said-any-funnies-lately#post-2631966 Tue, 04 Oct 2016 22:18:05 +0000 Rocker2014 2631966@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This morning, DH asked LO (nearly 2) if she wanted to kiss him goodbye. She said no, so DH pretended to cry in an exaggerated way. LO turns to him and says, "it's ok Dada, that's not something worth crying about. You'll survive!" </p> <p>Pretty sure that one came from daycare! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-kid-said-any-funnies-lately#post-2631952 Tue, 04 Oct 2016 21:32:49 +0000 Mrs. Sunshine 2631952@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mama Bird: "western nonsense". Hilarious 😂 </p> <p>These are my favorite threads!<br /> The other night DD and I were going to slide together. She sits in my lap and says:<br /> "Mommy, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"<br /> "I don't know, what are you thinking?"<br /> "Let's think, sliding!"</p> <p>She asked me if I was partying the other night at dinner. </p> <p>And lately when she doesn't want to nap she will come out her room saying "but I just took a faster nap!" Yeah, sure you did, kid. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-kid-said-any-funnies-lately#post-2631938 Tue, 04 Oct 2016 21:06:34 +0000 808love 2631938@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@brownepiano: Yes!! I asked her and that's where she came up from that! All good ideas come from....PBS?!</p> <p>Oh these are so good....our kids are awesome! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-kid-said-any-funnies-lately#post-2631895 Tue, 04 Oct 2016 20:03:28 +0000 sorrycharlie 2631895@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My daughter just turned 4. She says "boring" instead of born...no idea why. "Back when I was boring at the hospital.." You have no idea, kid😂 </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-kid-said-any-funnies-lately#post-2631882 Tue, 04 Oct 2016 19:38:50 +0000 JCCovi 2631882@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Tonight at bed time DD said 'I can't live like this!' in a very melodramatic way. She was referring to having to go to sleep every night. I laughed in her face and now I'm racking my brain to think where she may have heard that. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-kid-said-any-funnies-lately#post-2631877 Tue, 04 Oct 2016 19:23:40 +0000 ShootingStar 2631877@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Earlier tonight DS asked DH to take him to the potty. After he's peed and has his pants back on I hear this conversation:</p> <p>DH: D, why are you grabbing your butt?<br /> DS: Because I want to.<br /> DH: Yes, but why do you want to?<br /> DS: Because...my undies are up my butt!</p> <p>I died laughing 😂. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-kid-said-any-funnies-lately#post-2631875 Tue, 04 Oct 2016 19:20:10 +0000 brownepiano 2631875@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I was making supper with my 2.5 year old and stepped out of the room for a minute. When I walked back in I sang "you put the lime in the coconut". He yelled 'i get it' and ran to the fridge to get out the lime juice.<br /> (I let him pour some in because it fit with the dish) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-kid-said-any-funnies-lately#post-2631874 Tue, 04 Oct 2016 19:16:51 +0000 brownepiano 2631874@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@808love: Has she been reading curious George? There's one on solar power and electricity. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-kid-said-any-funnies-lately#post-2631868 Tue, 04 Oct 2016 18:58:31 +0000 NavyRN2012 2631868@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Fin found an old wallet of mine with a rewards card inside and said "This card says Fin is pretty". 😂 </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-kid-said-any-funnies-lately#post-2631867 Tue, 04 Oct 2016 18:56:46 +0000 Mrs. Pen 2631867@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"YOUr belly is really squishy!!"</p> <p>Thanks honey. I'm 15 weeks and not at the pregnant stage yet hah. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-kid-said-any-funnies-lately#post-2631863 Tue, 04 Oct 2016 18:38:01 +0000 Foodnerd81 2631863@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@junebugsmama: @808love: these are my favorites too. Can't think of any recent gems from my LO but I love reading them. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-kid-said-any-funnies-lately#post-2631856 Tue, 04 Oct 2016 17:56:12 +0000 mrsbubbletea 2631856@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@808love: these are my favorite threads! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-kid-said-any-funnies-lately#post-2631852 Tue, 04 Oct 2016 17:48:02 +0000 Silva 2631852@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We were getting read to go somewhere as a family:</p> <p>LO: Can mama drive?<br /> Me: sure, why do you want me to drive?<br /> LO: you are a best driver.<br /> DH: what makes her the better driver? what makes someone a good driver?<br /> LO: She's a girl and I love her. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-kid-said-any-funnies-lately#post-2631848 Tue, 04 Oct 2016 17:25:21 +0000 Mama Bird 2631848@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>B is looking out the window at night: "they're watching TV, or a computer, that's why their window is blue!" Then, after some thought: "but TVs and computers, that's all so silly, that's all nonsense, Western nonsense."</p> <p>I'm still scratching my head about where he might have heard that one. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-kid-said-any-funnies-lately#post-2631807 Tue, 04 Oct 2016 15:58:53 +0000 kiddosc 2631807@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>E: Mom, who's Kevin?<br /> M: I don't know bud, Kevin from where?<br /> E: Callie-dog died and went to Kevin, who's Kevin? </p> <p>I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. :heart: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-kid-said-any-funnies-lately#post-2631769 Tue, 04 Oct 2016 14:57:28 +0000 erinbaderin 2631769@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>We'd been walking around the zoo all morning and were on our way out. I said "B, hurry up, we have to get to the car" and he said "Mommy, I'm trying, but my feet are not going so fast." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-kid-said-any-funnies-lately#post-2631756 Tue, 04 Oct 2016 14:26:10 +0000 twodoghouse 2631756@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Last week I asked Alice when she'd be ready to sleep in a big kid bed and she said "not for a long long time. Maybe on Saturday." Maybe when you're two, Tuesday to Saturday really IS a long long time. :grin: </p>