https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Sun, 05 Apr 2026 09:27:58 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-so-made-any-funny-pregnancy-or-baby-comments#post-770706 Thu, 09 May 2013 14:55:33 +0000 illumina 770706@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@rahlyrah: I guarantee my DH doesn't know about part of the cord remaining attached... I can say this because until a couple of months ago, I had no idea either!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-so-made-any-funny-pregnancy-or-baby-comments#post-770705 Thu, 09 May 2013 14:55:31 +0000 Mrs. Grizzly Bear 770705@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>In regards to us getting the house back in February when I was nine months pregnant. Me, in disbelief: "Is this really happening?"<br /> My husband: "No, this has all been a dream. You're not really pregnant."<br /> My instant comeback: "Sweet, where's the alcohol." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/has-your-so-made-any-funny-pregnancy-or-baby-comments#post-770696 Thu, 09 May 2013 14:53:40 +0000 Ra 770696@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>The thread about saving the cord nub reminded me of something my husband asked me the other day.</p> <p>Him: So, how do people end up with an innie or outie belly button? Does it depend on how deep you cut the umbilical cord? Like, if I cut it to far away from the baby will he have an outie?</p> <p>Me: (Giving him a weird look) Are you serious?</p> <p>Him: Yeah.</p> <p>Me: You know he is going to come home with part of his umbilical cord still attached, right? </p> <p>Him: What?! Not uh!</p> <p>(I pull up some google images on my phone)</p> <p>Him: Eww! That's not real. is it? I hope you don't think I'm touching that!</p> <p>Me: What have I gotten myself into? ::Facepalm::</p> <p>Please tell me someone else has a SO that has made an equally hilarious/clueless comment about pregnancy or the baby! </p>