https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Fri, 03 Jul 2026 13:08:44 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/husbands-say-the-darndest-things#post-976861 Tue, 30 Jul 2013 21:29:17 +0000 matador84 976861@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrbee: I am so afraid we'll have o do something similar!!! My water broke with ds at 11 at night and I had him at 2am, I have to get a contingency plan in place early!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/husbands-say-the-darndest-things#post-976842 Tue, 30 Jul 2013 21:15:12 +0000 mrbee 976842@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@matador84: Olive came five weeks early before we had time to make a plan, so Charlie came to the hospital with us!! He was a bit traumatized by seeing his mom in labor so I had to take him out of the room until a friend showed up to take him home... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/husbands-say-the-darndest-things#post-976824 Tue, 30 Jul 2013 21:05:01 +0000 apis 976824@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@redsmarties: @maisymay: I also asked DW to try not to listen when I was having a private conversation with LO while he was still in the womb, all those long nine months ago.</p> <p>It's called "eavesdropping". So rude. Can't a dad and his unborn son get any privacy around here? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/husbands-say-the-darndest-things#post-976658 Tue, 30 Jul 2013 19:59:26 +0000 matador84 976658@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I was telling him how I was worried about who would watch DS when I go into labor with lo2. He said--totally seriously--he's just coming with us to the hospital!</p> <p>Uhhhh I really don't think an l&amp;d would be good for a 15 month old! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/husbands-say-the-darndest-things#post-976629 Tue, 30 Jul 2013 19:40:02 +0000 shopaholic 976629@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>hehehe </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/husbands-say-the-darndest-things#post-976540 Tue, 30 Jul 2013 18:38:28 +0000 MaisyMay 976540@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@redsmarties: Yup, I remember those. And reminding him that it's your belly that he's talking to doesn't help. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/husbands-say-the-darndest-things#post-976515 Tue, 30 Jul 2013 18:26:04 +0000 Mrs. Oatmeal 976515@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Haha that's priceless.<br /> DH often has lengthy chats with baby (still in utero), and completely ignores me when I try to answer his questions. He'll look at me as though I'm interrupting, and be like "Excuse me, my daughter and I are having a discussion." </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/husbands-say-the-darndest-things#post-976491 Tue, 30 Jul 2013 18:09:47 +0000 MaisyMay 976491@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>"When she goes the the potty, we'll give her a reward, and a bigger one when she poos."<br /> "No way! People do that?"<br /> "Yes. That's what people do."<br /> "Heck, If I got a reward every time I went to the bathroom, I'd drink a lot more water!"<br /> As uttered by my husband when discussing how to potty-train even though we are nowhere near there yet. </p> <p>What goofy thing has your DH said lately? </p>