https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Fri, 22 May 2026 04:42:05 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/i-am-literally-crying-with-laughter-here-nsfw-or-the-faint-hearted#post-1252930 Mon, 02 Dec 2013 08:01:33 +0000 OldEnglandMama 1252930@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@PointeShoesTutus: Sorry you were feeling sad - glad it turned your mood around! That's exactly why I had to share it :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/i-am-literally-crying-with-laughter-here-nsfw-or-the-faint-hearted#post-1252880 Mon, 02 Dec 2013 03:39:51 +0000 BabyMats 1252880@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>That is pretty funny! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/i-am-literally-crying-with-laughter-here-nsfw-or-the-faint-hearted#post-1252838 Mon, 02 Dec 2013 00:48:50 +0000 PointeShoesTutus 1252838@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh my stars that thread was the best thing I've ever read on the internet! I had just finished having a pity party for myself and was crying from being sad. Now I'm crying and laughing so hard my husband thinks I've officially lost what's left of my mind. The British slang makes it even better. </p> <p>I can't even imagine how people think of these things. And the huffingtonpost response article was pure genius. Teehee penis beaker...hehehehe </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/i-am-literally-crying-with-laughter-here-nsfw-or-the-faint-hearted#post-1252781 Sun, 01 Dec 2013 23:26:58 +0000 Kimberlybee 1252781@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@OldEnglandMama: LOL This is the first I have heard of that thread, so hilarious. </p> <p>@swedishfish: British lingo is the best! I have a childhood pen pal from Scotland that I wish I could go visit and meet-up with in London. I reconnected with her on FB after 20 something years. Her posts are super witty! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/i-am-literally-crying-with-laughter-here-nsfw-or-the-faint-hearted#post-1252772 Sun, 01 Dec 2013 23:21:40 +0000 MrsSCB 1252772@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Omg, this is hilarious! Thanks for sharing :-) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/i-am-literally-crying-with-laughter-here-nsfw-or-the-faint-hearted#post-1252769 Sun, 01 Dec 2013 23:19:58 +0000 deactivated_account 1252769@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@DillonLion: So true about the British euphemisms. </p> <p> @NurseMommy: ikea???? I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm laughing nonetheless. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/i-am-literally-crying-with-laughter-here-nsfw-or-the-faint-hearted#post-1252767 Sun, 01 Dec 2013 23:11:59 +0000 NurseMommy 1252767@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MrsMcD: ikea??? Really?? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/i-am-literally-crying-with-laughter-here-nsfw-or-the-faint-hearted#post-1252764 Sun, 01 Dec 2013 23:09:25 +0000 NurseMommy 1252764@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>OMFG that just made my day! And picturing it all with British accents just made it sooooo much better for me. :) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/i-am-literally-crying-with-laughter-here-nsfw-or-the-faint-hearted#post-1252759 Sun, 01 Dec 2013 23:03:57 +0000 DillonLion 1252759@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Oh my gosh the British euphamisms makes this 10x funnier </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/i-am-literally-crying-with-laughter-here-nsfw-or-the-faint-hearted#post-1252753 Sun, 01 Dec 2013 22:55:26 +0000 deactivated_account 1252753@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>That's all hilarious. #penisbeaker has 32 posts on instagram right now. Hilarious. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/i-am-literally-crying-with-laughter-here-nsfw-or-the-faint-hearted#post-1252736 Sun, 01 Dec 2013 22:29:50 +0000 travellingbee 1252736@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>She was SUCH a good sport! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/i-am-literally-crying-with-laughter-here-nsfw-or-the-faint-hearted#post-1252728 Sun, 01 Dec 2013 22:23:10 +0000 OldEnglandMama 1252728@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MrsKoala: I know, I'm guessing it was somehow related to the servers crashing. Perhaps they held her personally responsible. Hope she gets reinstated or whatever. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/i-am-literally-crying-with-laughter-here-nsfw-or-the-faint-hearted#post-1252727 Sun, 01 Dec 2013 22:21:29 +0000 MrsKoala 1252727@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>That was great!!!! I can't believe they banned the OP! It didn't seem like anyone was offended! Everyone seemed to be having a good laugh. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/i-am-literally-crying-with-laughter-here-nsfw-or-the-faint-hearted#post-1252722 Sun, 01 Dec 2013 22:20:14 +0000 OldEnglandMama 1252722@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Anagram: @Arden: Yes and yes! I wish she would join us. </p> <p>I keep giggling to myself an hour later. Fortunately it's just me and the cats here so I don't have to explain myself to anyone :P </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/i-am-literally-crying-with-laughter-here-nsfw-or-the-faint-hearted#post-1252690 Sun, 01 Dec 2013 21:51:14 +0000 travellingbee 1252690@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Haha too funny </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/i-am-literally-crying-with-laughter-here-nsfw-or-the-faint-hearted#post-1252677 Sun, 01 Dec 2013 21:45:56 +0000 Arden 1252677@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Anagram: OMG I know, that's the very best part!</p> <p>Also, if this chick got banned from the website, she's welcome here!!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/i-am-literally-crying-with-laughter-here-nsfw-or-the-faint-hearted#post-1252655 Sun, 01 Dec 2013 21:36:15 +0000 rsp213 1252655@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I have tears streaming down my face right now. This is the funniest thing I've read in forever. I can't share my favorite parts because they are definitely not family friendly ;-) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/i-am-literally-crying-with-laughter-here-nsfw-or-the-faint-hearted#post-1252649 Sun, 01 Dec 2013 21:34:19 +0000 swedishfish 1252649@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Hahaha, delightfully friendly with the men folk! I so wish I was British! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/i-am-literally-crying-with-laughter-here-nsfw-or-the-faint-hearted#post-1252631 Sun, 01 Dec 2013 21:26:07 +0000 Anagram 1252631@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Ahahaha!!! The original thread and all the comments made me laugh so hard!! "I'm feeling fruity tonight dear, fill up the -----"! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/i-am-literally-crying-with-laughter-here-nsfw-or-the-faint-hearted#post-1252608 Sun, 01 Dec 2013 21:09:36 +0000 OldEnglandMama 1252608@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>A friend sent me an unrelated Daily Telegraph article, that linked to another story about this thread that came up on Mumsnet (and almost crashed their servers) last month: </p> <p><a href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis" rel="nofollow">http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis</a></p> <p>Some of it might get lost in translation from British to American English, but it had me in stitches and I thought some (but I know not all of you, and I hope I don't offend anyone) would appreciate it too. </p> <p>Apparently it went viral. The OP is such a good sport about the whole thing, and I love that noone is really mean to her (despite numerous opportunities) - but apparently she got banned from the site despite bringing them great publicity and new members. Seems a bit harsh.</p> <p>After you've read some of the thread, take a look at this response from Hufffington Post UK, also pretty hilarious: </p> <p><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/09/penis-beaker-guide_n_4071146.html?utm_hp_ref=tw" rel="nofollow">http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/09/penis-beaker-guide_n_4071146.html?utm_hp_ref=tw</a> </p>