https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Fri, 24 Apr 2026 23:57:22 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-someone-asked-you-to-tell-them-a-joke-do-you-have-one-ready-to-share#post-483719 Sun, 06 Jan 2013 10:54:08 +0000 Mrs. Champagne 483719@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My ultimate fave corny jokes are:</p> <p>What do you call a pig that knows karate?<br /> Pork CHOP!</p> <p>How do you make a hanky dance?<br /> Put a little boogy in it! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-someone-asked-you-to-tell-them-a-joke-do-you-have-one-ready-to-share#post-483712 Sun, 06 Jan 2013 10:50:13 +0000 MrsH 483712@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrbee: you did say the cornier the better ;). I've only had one time where someone did not laugh at that joke and it was because she didn't get it. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-someone-asked-you-to-tell-them-a-joke-do-you-have-one-ready-to-share#post-483702 Sun, 06 Jan 2013 10:40:23 +0000 mrbee 483702@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MrsH: wokka wokka wokka!</p> <p>Haha that's good one! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-someone-asked-you-to-tell-them-a-joke-do-you-have-one-ready-to-share#post-483698 Sun, 06 Jan 2013 10:35:00 +0000 MrsH 483698@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?</p> <p>Because If it had 4 doors it would be a sedan. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-someone-asked-you-to-tell-them-a-joke-do-you-have-one-ready-to-share#post-483685 Sun, 06 Jan 2013 10:26:04 +0000 Happygal 483685@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>What did sushi A say to sushi B?</p> <p>Wasssup, B?! (said like drawn out wasabi) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-someone-asked-you-to-tell-them-a-joke-do-you-have-one-ready-to-share#post-483599 Sun, 06 Jan 2013 09:05:41 +0000 swedishfish 483599@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Mrs. Pen: haha, the talking muffin joke is my favorite...which is sad but it cracks me up every time. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-someone-asked-you-to-tell-them-a-joke-do-you-have-one-ready-to-share#post-483582 Sun, 06 Jan 2013 08:38:07 +0000 banana 483582@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>You say: "Did you hear about that famous actress that killed her manager recently? Reese something."</p> <p>They will say "Witherspoon?"</p> <p>You say: "No, with her knife!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-someone-asked-you-to-tell-them-a-joke-do-you-have-one-ready-to-share#post-483538 Sun, 06 Jan 2013 06:49:23 +0000 lomom 483538@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Ben Rothliesberger and Eli Manning walk into a bar...</p> <p>To watch the playoffs! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-someone-asked-you-to-tell-them-a-joke-do-you-have-one-ready-to-share#post-480311 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 10:05:58 +0000 LuLu Mom 480311@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>What do you call a potato on stage? -- "an Imitator" </p> <p>How do you make a tissue dance? -- Put a little boogie in it. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-someone-asked-you-to-tell-them-a-joke-do-you-have-one-ready-to-share#post-480283 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 09:53:14 +0000 MsLipGloss 480283@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MaisyMay: </p> <p>What do you call a deer with no eyes?</p> <p>No idea! (eye-deer)</p> <p>What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?</p> <p>*Still* no idea!</p> <p>:p </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-someone-asked-you-to-tell-them-a-joke-do-you-have-one-ready-to-share#post-480280 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 09:52:11 +0000 annie624 480280@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Some of these are so funny! I don't have any. I can NEVER remember jokes. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-someone-asked-you-to-tell-them-a-joke-do-you-have-one-ready-to-share#post-480274 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 09:50:58 +0000 Alivoo01 480274@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>HAHA! Thanks for the corny jokes ladies!!</p> <p>I don't have any! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-someone-asked-you-to-tell-them-a-joke-do-you-have-one-ready-to-share#post-480164 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 08:36:38 +0000 MamaMoose 480164@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I use that hipster joke too! </p> <p>My other one is:</p> <p>Why did the cookie go to the doctor?</p> <p>Because he was feeling crumby </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-someone-asked-you-to-tell-them-a-joke-do-you-have-one-ready-to-share#post-480161 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 08:33:46 +0000 Bao 480161@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@ladyfingers: haha see I did not know hipsters said that. Lol. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-someone-asked-you-to-tell-them-a-joke-do-you-have-one-ready-to-share#post-480127 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 07:59:15 +0000 heffalump 480127@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>No. DH is the jokester in our family. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-someone-asked-you-to-tell-them-a-joke-do-you-have-one-ready-to-share#post-480104 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 07:26:06 +0000 ladyfingers 480104@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Bao: lol hipsters are always saying stuff like, " I liked that band before it was cool" "I went to that bar before it was cool," etc </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-someone-asked-you-to-tell-them-a-joke-do-you-have-one-ready-to-share#post-480087 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 06:13:06 +0000 Bao 480087@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@ladyfingers: is it too early or am I just dumb, because I don't get the hipster joke lol </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-someone-asked-you-to-tell-them-a-joke-do-you-have-one-ready-to-share#post-480085 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 06:10:29 +0000 Bao 480085@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Haha I love these, I'm a real big fan of corny jokes ;) it's 6am and I'm just up nursing so my brain isn't working yet, but when I remember my corny jokes I'll come back! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-someone-asked-you-to-tell-them-a-joke-do-you-have-one-ready-to-share#post-480048 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 02:19:47 +0000 HabesBabe 480048@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@matador84: Pulp Fiction!</p> <p>I don't have any, but I'm gonna use @ladyfingers hipster joke now! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-someone-asked-you-to-tell-them-a-joke-do-you-have-one-ready-to-share#post-479986 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 23:57:10 +0000 matador84 479986@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>A mama tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street. The baby tomato is behind the mama, and the mama turns around and tells the baby...hey! you need to ketch-up!</p> <p>CHEESY! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-someone-asked-you-to-tell-them-a-joke-do-you-have-one-ready-to-share#post-479978 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 23:48:52 +0000 Shutterbug 479978@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I was gonna go with the nacho cheese joke (what kind of cheese isn't yours) but I think my new go-to will be @ladyfingers's hipster joke </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-someone-asked-you-to-tell-them-a-joke-do-you-have-one-ready-to-share#post-479966 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 23:40:39 +0000 MaisyMay 479966@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef<br /> What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef<br /> What do you call a cow with one leg? Tri tip </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-someone-asked-you-to-tell-them-a-joke-do-you-have-one-ready-to-share#post-479929 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 23:16:59 +0000 singingbee 479929@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I tell the frog joke from friends! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-someone-asked-you-to-tell-them-a-joke-do-you-have-one-ready-to-share#post-479928 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 23:14:17 +0000 Mrs. Superhero 479928@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I will now use the hipster joke. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-someone-asked-you-to-tell-them-a-joke-do-you-have-one-ready-to-share#post-479827 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 22:21:19 +0000 Mrs. Pickle 479827@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I don't have any either! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-someone-asked-you-to-tell-them-a-joke-do-you-have-one-ready-to-share#post-479823 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 22:19:56 +0000 prettylizy 479823@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@ladyfingers: I use the same hipster joke all the time! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-someone-asked-you-to-tell-them-a-joke-do-you-have-one-ready-to-share#post-479765 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 21:59:25 +0000 autumnlove 479765@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I don't have any! :-) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-someone-asked-you-to-tell-them-a-joke-do-you-have-one-ready-to-share#post-479754 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 21:54:51 +0000 ladyfingers 479754@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My go-to is sorta dirty.</p> <p>A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says, "you know you have a steering wheel in your pants, right?" And the pirate says, "arrrr. It's drivin' me nuts!"</p> <p>Too blue? </p> <p>What's a pirate's favorite letter?<br /> Arrrrr.</p> <p>How much did the pirate's earrings cost?<br /> A buck an ear.</p> <p>How did the hipster hurt his hand?<br /> He changed the lightbulb before it was cool. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-someone-asked-you-to-tell-them-a-joke-do-you-have-one-ready-to-share#post-479739 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 21:50:51 +0000 Mrs. Pen 479739@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Sweet T: bahaha. I like the boo-bees joke.</p> <p>My go-to joke used to be the muffin joke:</p> <p>Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, "man it's really hot in here". The second looks over at him with a surprised look, and answers, "Hey! a talking muffin!" </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-someone-asked-you-to-tell-them-a-joke-do-you-have-one-ready-to-share#post-479734 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 21:49:39 +0000 Grace 479734@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>What award did the scarecrow get?<br /> Outstanding in his field! </p>