https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Sat, 02 May 2026 14:27:17 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-your-so-became-a-zombie-could-you-kill-them-to-protect-your-lo/page/2#post-358867 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 15:55:07 +0000 NerdBee 358867@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Lol! This is so funny. This is a recurring topic of conversation between DH and me. We have a "zombie plan" and have evaluated our house for how best to defend ourselves against zombies should they ever attack. (yes, we have strange conversations but it's all in fun) We have also discussed taking each other out if the other became a zombie in order to protect LO. So yes, I would absolutely take DH out and he would want me to as well! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-your-so-became-a-zombie-could-you-kill-them-to-protect-your-lo/page/2#post-358826 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 15:42:02 +0000 Mrs. Blue 358826@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrbee: is showing his Samurai roots again . . . </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-your-so-became-a-zombie-could-you-kill-them-to-protect-your-lo/page/2#post-358491 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 13:30:39 +0000 chopsuey 358491@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>yep! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-your-so-became-a-zombie-could-you-kill-them-to-protect-your-lo/page/2#post-358470 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 13:24:14 +0000 mrbee 358470@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Rainbow Sprinkles: Haha thanks!</p> <p>If you take all the funny things I say in a month, and compress them into a single conversation... then I'm hilarious. (This was key to the success of my first date with Mrs. Bee. I was smart enough to propose to her really quickly, before she realized that I had used up all of my material.)</p> <p>Otherwise, not so much... although I laugh at all of my own jokes, so there's that. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-your-so-became-a-zombie-could-you-kill-them-to-protect-your-lo/page/2#post-358468 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 13:23:41 +0000 Foodnerd81 358468@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@highwire: I'm with you. DH actually already has instructions to kill me before I become a zombie, so I for sure would kill him if he was one. That's not living, it would be an act of compassion to kill a zombie.<br /> Therefore, I could kill my zombie husband and he darn well better kill Zombie me. And I would kill my zombie kids since I wouldn't want them to be undead forever. The only problem is we don't own a cross bow. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-your-so-became-a-zombie-could-you-kill-them-to-protect-your-lo/page/2#post-358461 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 13:21:56 +0000 Rainbow Sprinkles 358461@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>And to answer, I have zombie apocolpyse dreams regularly and in every single one our dog turns into a zombie and tries to kill us. So if (when) the apocalypse happens we are either all going out together by our killer canine or we need to kill him first so we can all stay alive. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-your-so-became-a-zombie-could-you-kill-them-to-protect-your-lo/page/2#post-358455 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 13:19:39 +0000 Rainbow Sprinkles 358455@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrbee: I wish I could meet you IRL. You have the most interesting sense of humor. are you as funny in real life as you are online? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-your-so-became-a-zombie-could-you-kill-them-to-protect-your-lo/page/2#post-358420 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 13:03:31 +0000 mrbee 358420@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>This has officially become the most depressing thread ever! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-your-so-became-a-zombie-could-you-kill-them-to-protect-your-lo/page/2#post-358419 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 13:03:28 +0000 DillonLion 358419@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I'm sure I could if I really had to. But I'm pretty much counting on DH and I tag teaming during the zombie apocalypse and if I had to kill him that means doing it on my own (and protecting LO on my own). And it might be a better idea for all three of us to just go as painless as possible (via a bullet to the head) as opposed to getting mortally wounded, dying slowly, or turning into zombies ourselves... </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-your-so-became-a-zombie-could-you-kill-them-to-protect-your-lo#post-358415 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 13:02:19 +0000 Honeybee 358415@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrbee: I think of Will Smith killing his dog in I Am Legend (even though that was about vampires, not zombies). Killing my zombie kids would be just like that, only worse. :( </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-your-so-became-a-zombie-could-you-kill-them-to-protect-your-lo#post-358413 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 13:00:59 +0000 photojane 358413@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrbee: even if you saw your zombie kids eating a person?! i think if my kids walked out all gross looking like sophia, i could do it. it would be more of a mercy killing, since i definitely wouldn't want my kids to live the zombie life! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-your-so-became-a-zombie-could-you-kill-them-to-protect-your-lo#post-358406 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 12:59:49 +0000 mrbee 358406@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@MamaMoose: At the end of the day, I could kill anyone... even my zombie kids. But it would break me to do so. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-your-so-became-a-zombie-could-you-kill-them-to-protect-your-lo#post-358404 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 12:59:22 +0000 Honeybee 358404@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrbee: Ah, zombie baby playdates. That's almost cute! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-your-so-became-a-zombie-could-you-kill-them-to-protect-your-lo#post-358403 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 12:59:14 +0000 mrbee 358403@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrs. wagon: I guess the difference is, I think a Mrs. Zombie Bee would still be able to take out the whole family (although I'd hope she didn't want to). But Zombie Charlie &amp; Olive wouldn't be a threat to anyone.</p> <p>I was so sad now, thinking about my poor zombie kids. I had to snap out of it, and remember that my kids aren't actually zombies. Phew! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-your-so-became-a-zombie-could-you-kill-them-to-protect-your-lo#post-358399 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 12:58:03 +0000 MamaMoose 358399@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrbee: What if one kid was a zombie and posed a threat to your remaining non-zombie kid. THEN could you do it?? </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-your-so-became-a-zombie-could-you-kill-them-to-protect-your-lo#post-358398 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 12:57:30 +0000 Running Elley 358398@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Ugh. I know that he wouldn't be human anymore and that he'd want me to but I think pulling the trigger/swinging the axe, etc would be a lot harder than it seems in theory. I'm sure I'd do it to save LO but it would be really difficult.. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-your-so-became-a-zombie-could-you-kill-them-to-protect-your-lo#post-358393 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 12:56:44 +0000 Mrs. Champagne 358393@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrs. wagon: LOL! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-your-so-became-a-zombie-could-you-kill-them-to-protect-your-lo#post-358390 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 12:56:09 +0000 mrs. wagon 358390@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrbee: what if the zombie kids didn't have eyes? like they were so (un)dead that their eyeballs had fallen out? </p> <p>this is so disgusting and I obviously know zero about zombies. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-your-so-became-a-zombie-could-you-kill-them-to-protect-your-lo#post-358388 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 12:55:35 +0000 Mrs. Champagne 358388@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>I'd totally pull a Hershal and keep him in my garage! But I don't have kids to protect. Just myself and the dog! lol</p> <p>Also, we'd probably be safe, DH hunts and has a gun *specifically* (according to him) for killing zombies. SO we are all set ;) </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-your-so-became-a-zombie-could-you-kill-them-to-protect-your-lo#post-358387 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 12:55:33 +0000 mrbee 358387@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Honeybee: Thanks for your support. Maybe our zombie kids can have playdates. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-your-so-became-a-zombie-could-you-kill-them-to-protect-your-lo#post-358384 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 12:55:10 +0000 mrbee 358384@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrs. wagon: I could totally put a thumbtack through of a picture of myself through the eye! I would maybe shut my eyes though haha.</p> <p>But I don't think I could put a thumbtack through the actual eyes of my zombie kids. Ugh, what is wrong with me! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-your-so-became-a-zombie-could-you-kill-them-to-protect-your-lo#post-358380 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 12:53:36 +0000 Honeybee 358380@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrbee: I've only ever seen one movie with a zombie baby (Dawn of the Dead, lol), and very few instances of zombie children. But the zombie children always seem much less threatening (probably because of their size/strength?), so I don't think I'd kill my zombie children either. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-your-so-became-a-zombie-could-you-kill-them-to-protect-your-lo#post-358379 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 12:53:13 +0000 mrs. wagon 358379@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@mrbee: maybe it's like how you can't put a thumbtack through a picture of yourself through the eye? I cannot remember where I heard about this, but I found it to be true! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-your-so-became-a-zombie-could-you-kill-them-to-protect-your-lo#post-358376 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 12:52:59 +0000 MediaNaranja 358376@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@bluestriped bee: Haha, that was the first thing that popped into my head as well. Just keep him chained up in the toolshed and visit when we wanted. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-your-so-became-a-zombie-could-you-kill-them-to-protect-your-lo#post-358369 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 12:51:40 +0000 mrbee 358369@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@photojane: I don't think I could kill my zombie kids. Zombie wife, yes... zombie kids, no.</p> <p>Will have to think about why that is! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-your-so-became-a-zombie-could-you-kill-them-to-protect-your-lo#post-358365 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 12:50:05 +0000 dagret 358365@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Yes....and I have thought about it before I saw your post. In fact..I've thought about which of our gardening tools would make the best zombie killer, and wondered if i could use hubs' crossbow to be a badass Darryl-style zombie slaya. </p> <p>nerd rant: </p> <p>Also...all these dead zombies on TWD are lying around in the grass, but the grass isn't getting any greener. All the nitrogen in the bodies would be some killer fertilizer. Saw a deer carcass work its magic at the off-ramp by my house. Just sayin'. </p> <p>/nerd rant </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-your-so-became-a-zombie-could-you-kill-them-to-protect-your-lo#post-358329 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 12:36:05 +0000 photojane 358329@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>i never understood why hershel kept them in the barn! they are dead and gross. i wouldn't want to live as a zombie. i'd FOR SURE kill my zombie husband (and zombie kids, for that matter!). </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-your-so-became-a-zombie-could-you-kill-them-to-protect-your-lo#post-358322 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 12:34:24 +0000 Honeybee 358322@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@bluestriped bee: It's because we're zombie apocalypse compatible, you and I. :) When the apocaplypse hits, we'll survive because we've thought these things out in great detail ahead of time! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-your-so-became-a-zombie-could-you-kill-them-to-protect-your-lo#post-358318 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 12:33:40 +0000 mrs. wagon 358318@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@junebugmama: LOL</p> <p>Oh @mr. bee, always challenging the HB community with these rock-and-a-hard-place questions. too fun. </p> <p>I would absolutely kill him! After all, if he's a zombie, he's already dead, right? So technically he's not Wagon Sr. anymore. I'd probably have to take him out in some really extreme way because he's pretty tough and I don't think he'd go down very easily... living OR (un)dead. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/if-your-so-became-a-zombie-could-you-kill-them-to-protect-your-lo#post-358312 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 12:32:09 +0000 BSB 358312@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Honeybee: Haha! I love your response! I completely agree with you. </p>