https://boards.hellobee.com/ Pregnancy, Baby and Parenting blog, by Hellobee en Thu, 16 Jul 2026 20:29:04 +0000 https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/im-not#post-2911324 Sat, 07 Mar 2020 19:33:45 +0000 wrkbrk 2911324@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>My four year old has to be constantly reminded that we don’t take our pants and underwear off when friends are over 😒 </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/im-not#post-2911183 Thu, 05 Mar 2020 11:28:08 +0000 Bluemasonjar 2911183@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@muffinsmuffins: Same here! DS is very excited that he and his little brother share the same body parts and likes to talk about it. </p> <p>This morning while on the potty my 4 year old told me "my penis is big." So this is when the size competition starts? LOL </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/im-not#post-2911181 Thu, 05 Mar 2020 10:49:32 +0000 muffinsmuffins 2911181@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Bahaha amazing! My older son has recently discovered his little bro also has a penis so there’s a lot of pointing and glee in the bath ‘he has a penis too! Little bro did you know you have a penis like me?! I’m going to squirt the water gun at your penis!’ So lots of consent and private part talk going on in this house ha! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/im-not#post-2911154 Wed, 04 Mar 2020 19:33:17 +0000 winter_wonder 2911154@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>LOL! 😆 </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/im-not#post-2911145 Wed, 04 Mar 2020 16:04:59 +0000 PurplePumps 2911145@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Lol omg... things I never thought about as a boy mom. Penis jokes start early huh. </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/im-not#post-2911133 Wed, 04 Mar 2020 09:20:23 +0000 josina 2911133@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>@Corduroy: Lol! :grin: </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/im-not#post-2911122 Wed, 04 Mar 2020 00:36:08 +0000 bhbee 2911122@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Hahaha my son would totally do that. A couple months ago dh and I were having a conversation about private schools while ds was in the next room (but not part of the conversation). DS comes in and says “I’ll show you private school!” and whips down his pants. Simultaneously dying of laughter, totally impressed he made that joke at 4, and hoping he wouldn’t make that joke in public! I’m still laughing just thinking about it.<br /> Having a son has really opened my eyes about how ingrained the obsession is!! </p> https://boards.hellobee.com/topic/im-not#post-2911120 Tue, 03 Mar 2020 23:29:11 +0000 Corduroy 2911120@https://boards.hellobee.com/ <p>Tonight I took my kids to an elementary school fundraiser at a local restaurant. I finally got a table and sat down to question my life choices amid the chaos of the successful fundraiser. As I sat there I realized my 4yo was playing with his penis under the table. </p> <p>Me: "Stop playing with your penis."<br /> 4yo, extremely genuinely: "Mom, I'm not."<br /> Me: Oh, sorry.<br /> ....<br /> continue the long wait for food<br /> ....<br /> 4yo: "Wait, what did you say?"<br /> Me: "Stop playing with your penis?"<br /> 4yo: Oh yeah, I'm doing that. </p>